(Y/n): once upon a time on Black Friday, there was a girl standing next to me with her mother.
Cole: oh no what did you do?
(Y/n): she looked me in the eyes and I looked at her and I said
(Y/n): 'hi, how are you sweetie? Are you having a great day?'
Zane: then what?
(Y/n): she looked at me and she said 'your ass is grass if I catch you in the Barbie aisle.'
Jay: wha-
(Y/n): SHE WAS FIVE!
(Y/n): she had a fuckin juice box and a half eaten bag of goldfish crackers.
(Y/n): and she told me to my face that 'my ass was grass if I stepped foot in the Barbie aisle.'
(Y/n): so I got on her level...
Kai: oh no
(Y/n): ....... looked her ass right in the eye and said.......
(Y/n): 'well then I guess mommy better buy a FUCKING LAWN mower, cause that dream house is MINE YOU LITTLE SNOT NOSED BITCH!'
Lloyd: (Y/n) go back to the store and apologize to that girl
(Y/n): uh, I ain't doin shit if you wanna play Barbies with me
Lloyd: dammit