How Not to Vampire - Season 2

By iamRodneyVSmith

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When you're a vampire, death is something that happens to other people. Now the only thing Bob wants is to ge... More

1. Death and All Her Friends
2. In Blood We Share
3. The Secret Lives of Friends
4. Dirty Deeds For All
5. The Hall of the Drunken King
6. Fools, Lies and Other Inconveniences
7. The Indefinite Nature of Thirst
8. The Art of Falling
9. The Curse of Interesting Times
10. Normal is For Other People
11. The Dark Midnight of the Soul
12. Just a Little Bit More
13. What You Need is a Montage
14: The Return of the Mack
15. The Consequence of Laughing
16: V Is For Vampire
17: Dance With the Devil
18 Going Rogue: a Beginners Guide
19: Symphony of Heartless Destruction and Other Sad Songs
20: You Can't Resist the Touch of Evil
21: Something In the Way

Introduction to Season 2

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By iamRodneyVSmith

Oh, you're back! Hello again I guess? 

I'm Bob, and I'm the sexiest vampire you're going to meet (in my apartment at least). I'm the answer to the question of what happens if you take a regular guy off the street and make him into a vampire. I don't have a castle in Europe, there are no untold riches and I've got LOTS of reasons to brood, but I try not to, because who's got time for that?

What's coming in season two? More bonus chapters, more shenanigans, more questions about the hilarious answers to life, death and everything in between! Okay, I'm mostly kidding about the last part, but I can promise you it's hilarious. Jaime's back (of course), there's MORE Sammy and if you thought you couldn't get your fill of Beatrice... spoilers!

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Hardcover versions of Season 1 are available from online retailers, so get a copy if you REALLY love the story.

Links available at: https://linktr.ee/iamrodneyvsmith

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