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Link: uh...hey guys
Urbosa: hello
Daruk: HO HO HO
Ravioli: asinine.
Mipha: ...hi
Zelda: hello everyone! :D
Link: heeelllllp
Mipha: Link what happened!
Ravioli: haha there goes the lovers again
Urbosa: shaddup
Link: ...
Link: i'm hiding in a tree...their everywhere
Daruk: what's everywhere
Link: cuccos... heelpp...if i fall down...they'll kill me...
Link: AH THEIR CARRYING SHOTGUNS
Daruk: what are shotguns
Link: oh right Hyrule doesn't have shotguns
Link: sorry fourth wall
Link: anyways AAAAAAAAAA
Zelda: ok FIRST EXPLAIN WHY THIS HAPPENED
Link: well...
Link: i wanted an omelet for breakfast...
Urbosa: go on
Link: so i asked them politely...
Ravioli: and?
Link: they said no
Ravioli: my brothers are the best
Zelda: continue
Link: then i shook them...
Ravioli: CUCCO CRUELTY
Daruk: SHUT UP REVALI
Urbosa: his name his Ravioli
Ravioli: curse you
Link: they said no... so i shook them harder
Mipha: and then what happened?
Link: nothing
Ravioli: 😆😆😆😆😆
Link made Ravioli 's name permanent
Ravioli: HEY
Ravioli: YOU'LL REGRET THIS
Link kicked Ravioli out of the chat
Link: then i lost my temper...
Zelda: then?
Link: and i swung my sword at it
Mipha: OMG LINK!!! DON'T YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ATTACK
CUCCOS???????
Link: no
Zelda: ._.
Link: now their mad at me
Link: and they started a war against Hylians
Link: Kakariko Village is nothing but cuccos and me
Link: guys help pls.......
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Mipha: IM COMING LINK!!
Ravioli: lel dem lovebirds
Urbosa: HOW DID YOU GET ON YOU LITTLE BIRD???
Ravioli: magic
Urbosa: bruh how
Ravioli: just magic
Urbosa: ok well my slate's nearly out of battery
Urbosa: bye everyone! Link take care!
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Ravioli: hail the word asinine
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Daruk: time to eat rocks!
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Zelda: ...
Zelda: welp
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Mipha: .....
Link: please...come quicker...i'm slipping...
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Link: oh well
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