"Huh? didn't I die? Oni-chan?! where are you?!"
"Calm down ume. I'm right here"
"Where on Earth are we?"
"Lady Tamayo, stay behind me"
Mrroow/ Meow
"Eh? Would you look at that. I'm still alive. Now where was I? Oh yeah. Shinobu-chan won't you let me kill you so I can eat you up"
"No you filthy rat🙂💢"
"Hah? Why are you always so mean? You wound me. Aren't you afraid that you'll hurt my feelings?"
"Do you even have any of that? Heck, do you even know what it is?"
"Ofc I do-"
*passive aggressive arguing that I'm too lazy to write*
"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY?! yall are giving me a headache"
"And who are you to speak-"
"The owner of this house... Now stfu and let me speak"
...
"Thank you. Now, can you guys please calm down and try to get along for a little bit before I slap all of you to the moon and back"
"I'd like to see you try"
"I will send you to Jesus🥿"
*slipper in hand*
....
backtalk?...
It's quiet, ain't no backtalk
"I get that you're all confused but so am I. You ain't special🙄"
"I-"
"Shush and let me finish"
...
"Ok anyways, as I was saying before SOMEPEOPLE interrupted. Yall ain't special because I'm confused as 🚛 too because how would you feel if you're just trying to have a mental breakdown in peace only to hear a ruckus in your home when you are clearly home alone only to go downstairs and find a bunch of stranger with weapons and magic trying to kill each other. You guys aren't even supposed to be real much less in my house so let's just try our best to calm down and sort things out from this point on, ok?"
"fine/ ok/ whatever/.../sure/mhmm"
"Good. Now first order of business is splitting you guys into rooms. Before we get into that don't question how or why I know who you guys are-"
"Why wouldn't we-"
"SHUT THE 🚛 UP! Anyways. As I was saying, just don't question it BECAUSE I'll explain later"
"Now for the room arrangements. Due to this being Wattpad and me being the main character logic not existing here Imma have enough rooms to fit all of you"
{THE FOURTH WALL- }
shush
"wha-"
"As I said before, don't question it. time for the room arrangements. Yall ready?"
"Flamboyantly!"
"Yes"
"Mhm"
"Alright so"
1. Uzui, Suma, Hinatsuru and Makio
2. Giyuu, Sanemi, Rengoku
3. Muichiro, Genya
4. Gyomei {mans deserves his own room}
5. Obanai and Mitsuri ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
6. Shinobu and Kanao
7. Tanjiro and Nezuko
8. Zenitsu and Inosuke
9. Daki and Gyuutaro
10. Tamayo and Yushiro {thank me later😒}
11. Oyakata-sama and his wife and kids get 2 rooms that are joined together {They deserve and need it}
"The child and cat stay with me because I said so"
"What?! no"
mroow
"What about me?"
"You sleep outside you manhwore😁"
"She's my favourite now"
"We stan Douma slander in this house"
"stan?"
"It means that it's accepted and highly respected"
"Oh ok"
"Now go up to your rooms because there will be clothes there for all of you to change in to. After you finish changing then come back downstairs so that we can discuss wtf is going on."
{They all left to go upstairs and change their clothes}
"Don't think that I forgot about you Rui"
"ugh"
damnit
"Get your adorable ass over here"
"fine"
"might I remind you that I despise spiders but I'll tolerate you because I think you're cute and I've always wanted a little brother since I only have 4 older brother or would you be my older brother because you're hundreds of years older than me? If that's so then that sucks"
"Y- you want to be family?"
"Yes you Dom Terreto gone wrong"
"Dom Teretto?"
"Don't worry your little head about it"
"I'm older than you"
"Wha- NOOOOOOOOOO"
"You have to call me Rui nii-chan or Rui-nii now"
{Did I say it right?}
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Yes"
"But I already have 4 older brothers" {I actually have older bros irl}
"Then I'll be the 5th"
"Ugh"
"Say it"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"No"
"Ye- NO!"
"Ugh. I thought that it'd work"
"HAH! You thought that reverse psychology would work on me? I'M IMMUNE"
"I just wanted you to call me nii-chan...."
*sulking babie noises*
I-
ugh, fine
"Rui nii-chan, don't be sad-"
"You called mi nii-chan"
" or else Imma beat the sadness out of you so it gets replaced with pain"
"You just had to ruin the moment didn't you?"
"If I didn't then my name wouldn't be Jordan Smith"
{My dumbass rlly almost wrote my real name}
Jordy's POV
sigh, this is too much responsibility
but thank plot armour that I'm the MC of this story so I'll get through it all
somehow...
We gonna spill all the tea soon and then after that we're gonna be able to have all the fluff we want.
I still don't have a set plot and will just write random stuff ok?
Thank you for all the people who actually waste time out of their days to read this.
And yes Rui is now the big bro
If you don't like it then fight me
See yall again when motivations spins the block
But for now
ADIOS
March 26, 2022| 7: 23