<3 — CALLING 5VILLAGE MEMBERS CHEESY ICKNAMED
꒰⚘݄꒱ — NO WARNINGS
💌 — NOT REQUESTED!!!! thougjt of this while listening to robaires playlist ANOTHER DRAFT RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC!!! I LOVE U GUYS <333
ROBAIRE:
- "snucklewums, can you come here for a minute?"
- while ur cutting onions 😕
- HES LITERALLY LIKE. "who's snucklewums? i cant do this today.."
- bro is tired 😭😭😭😭
- does end up coming over and crying
- "IM NOT UR LITTLE SNUCKLEWUMS. IM ROBAIRE." while crying and helping u cut onions
- "robaire please i get it im sorry" "I REVOKE UR RIGHT TO SPEAK."
- afterwards he finds it funny but he still calls u love, will bombard u with tons of affection bc he loves u and ur humor
- LITERALLY THE BEST BF EVER I LOVE ROBAIRE
JESSE:
- "booboo pie? where are you?"
- "ewok im down here"
- HES SO DISRESPECTFUL U CANNOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE
- almost throws clay at u
- "jesse. dont u dare say that ever again.."
-"ewok, will you marry me?"
- gets on one knee and puts up his middle finger
- IM SORRY. BUT ITS TRUE AND IT HURTS ME 2
- def like that on a bad day.
- on a good day hes into it xx HELP IM JOKING
- "snookums, im down here!"
- still tries to throw clay at ur face. its just a softer throw 😕
TAE YOUNG:
- is revolted by it. is nervous. is shocked. is crying rn
- "jelly bean, come down here for a moment?"
- thought u bought an animal so he ran to where he heard ur voice
- just wanted to see ur brand new animal but theres nothing there.
- "hi jelly bean! can you help fold the laundry?"
- "i think im gonna go lay down"
- bro is tired pt 2 HE IS TIRED!!! WALKS AWAY SULKING BC HE HATES THOSE NICKNAMES
- just give him kisses and promise to ban those words forever.
- "jelly beans kind of a nice nickname" get out of my house 😕
AARON Z:
- "sugar plum bum, hi!" u saw him after his show
- silent, but u can tell hes disappointed
- "what?" deadpanned, the sudden use of these doodoo names shocked him to his core. 💔
- "those names suck." whispers "stick to love.." at the end
- like anything for u love okay 😜😜😜 JK. IM JK.
- sighs and just.. just stands in the corner
- comes back ready to rekindle ur obviously lost love due to these ugly names 💔 IM JK JK IM JK IM JK
- he def comes back ready to sweep u off ur feet again
- sad cheorglroahly CHOEROGRAOPY choreography BECAUSE OF U.
- they really dont turn his tummy like u do 😕
- or he just snickers and moves on.
- he calls u love ugh THATS SO HOT. JK IM JOKIG PLEADE
- STILL does something romantic to stop u from the use of those garbage names 😜😜😜🤗🤗
AARON T:
- he would call u these first.
- "hey SCHNOOKUMS, hunny bunny woobums, i LOOOOOVEEE YOU!!!!"
- it started out ironic. gradually calmed down with the nicknames but also did it
- NOW HE CALS U HOMEY, HONEY, AND BAE.
- "HOMEYYY CAN U HELP ME PUT ON THIS SHIRT??"
- "BAE I CANT REACH THE BACK COME HELP"
- "HONEYYYYYYYY IM STUCK IN A TREE. HELP ME."
- saves the more sappy ones for when ur pissed off ie the tree one
- "NEVERMIND BUT I JUST DID A BACKFLIP OFF WHAT IF I BACKFLIP INTO A HOLE?"
- "honey i think i just killed snickers" <- ur pet that u named schnookums
- "nevermind homey hes alive i love u y/n im sorry 💔"
im ab to track u all down. 😘😒