Comebacks and jokes

By SEAfoam_green

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Good comebacks and jokes to brighten a bad day. More

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Dirty minded
My life
Proudest moment of your life
Motorcycle
Amber

Power outage

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By SEAfoam_green

Top 5 most horrible places to find yourself in the event of a power outage.

1. The washroom. I think that one is self explanatory.

2. The basement. Pretty self explanatory as well.

3. The attic. *Shiver* attics are just plain creepy.

4. Your house... Alone. Don't be the stupid girl in all the horror movies. Do not open any doors and/or windows. If you do for some reason let he/she in and he/she does turn out to be an Axe murderer, do not go into the basement. If you choose to ignore all of my previous tips and find yourself in the basement, an Axe murderer on your tale I would try to hit him in the head with a big metal object such as a pot.

5. Worst of all, don't find yourself at a friends house. They will try to scare you.

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