Peter: GUYS THERES SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU!
Peter: QUICK
Mr. Kidnapper: What is it?!
Mrs. Kidnapper: Wait why do you have a Mr
Mr. Kidnapper: Wait why do YOU have a Mrs!?
Widow: SHIPPPPPPP
Mr. Kidnapper: Did you do this?
Widow: No someone else did
GreenGuy: Well we all know its not me
GodofThunder: who is it again?
Mrs. Kidnapper: Not him either
Legolas: Not me?
Mr. Kidnapper: That's a little suspicious...
Peter: ITS CALLED SUS
Mr. Kidnapper: what is this "sus"
Legolas: I learned from my kids its short for suspicious
Cap: So like a clang?
GodofThunder: I think its called flang
Mrs. Kidnapper: Its called a slang
Peter: Correct, Mrs. Kidnapper
Mr. Kidnapper: 0_o
GreenGuy: I think he knows who changed the names
Peter left the chat
Mr. Kidnapper and Mrs. Kidnapper: ITS HIM
Cap: he left
Widow: Notice you guys said that at the same time
GreenGuy: I think everybody did
Legolas: shes so crazy she would problably write fanfics all day about them 2
Peter: oVo
GodOfThunder: Ovo?
Peter: wut
Mr. Kidnapper: why did you change our names
Peter: i didn't
Mrs. Kidnapper: Then why did you leave?
Peter: cause i left
Mr. Kidnapper: Peter.
Peter: you have no proof
Mr. Kidnapper: yes I do
Mr. Kidnapper: Scroll up.
Peter: oops are u guys mad
Mrs. Kidnapper: I don't really care about the names, its fine
Mr. Kidnapper: now that are names are like this...
Mr. Kidnapper: WE ARE MARRIED
Mrs. Kidnapper left the chat
Widow: SHE LEFT YOU!
Mr. Kidnapper: She has work to do and besides shes just embarrased
Mr. Kidnapper: She loves me
GreenGuy: Yeah, but no one really cares
Widow: BUT I DO
Legolas: See I was right, she is crazy
Peter: heyy remember when i had big news to tell you like 10 years ago
Cap: Oh yeah! Is it how to work a toaster!?
Peter: yes
Cap: OMG YES
Peter: PSYCH! No its isn't
Cap left the chat
Peter: oof
Cap: I returned
Mr. Kidnapper: no one cares sorry
Cap: At least you apologized
GodofThunder: What is the News of big?
Legolas: Big news he means
Peter: q w e r t y
Legolas: That-That's it!?
Peter: y e e t
Mr. Kidnapper: WHAT DOEs THAT EVEN MEAN
Cap: I think its a clang
Legolas: *slang
Cap: Its what kids do these days to get lit
Cap: get lit with the fam
Cap: and have some chicken nuggets.
Peter: ITS SUPPOSED TO BE DINO CHUKEN NUGGIES
GreenGuy: Your kinda pig
Peter: NO YOU SUSSY BAKA
GreenGuy: what
Mr. Kidnapper: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
GodofThunder: WHAT ARE WE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHINGGGGG FOR
GodofThunder: OHHHHHHHHHHH
GodofThunder: OHHHHHHHHHHH
GodofThunder: OHHHHHHHHHHH
GodofThunder: OHHHHHHHHHHH
Widow: STOP
Widow: STAPPPPPPPP
Legolas: no u stap
Widow: bad u
Mr. Kidnapper: Sus is the scientific name for pig, nice one GreenGuy!
GreenGuy: But what does Sussy baka mean
Cap: It has something to do with "sus"
Widow: YOU LEARNED SOMETHING WOWOWOWOWOWOWO
Cap: yes big surprise.
Legolas: My kids told me sussy baka means suspicous barker
Legolas: Don't even know what THAT means
Peter: guys my teacher saw me texting u guys and i got in trouble
Mr. Kidnapper: THEN DONT TEXT US
Peter: *hurts feeligns
Widow: You shouldn't even be texting in class
Peter: class is over and anyways all they were talking about was a boring stark internship
Mr. Kidnapper: That's not boring!
GreenGuy: Yeah its actually pretty cool!
Legolas: Yeah! There's a chance you can meet the Avengers! Make sure to see Hawkeye, hes the best
Mr. Kidnapper: No Iron Man is
Widow: No Black Widow is
GreenGuy: I think Hulk is pretty cool
Cap: I think Captain America is pretty ice cube
Peter: You mean chill? Or cool?
Mr. Kidnapper: realize that kinda is literally
Peter: but it was boring anyways
Peter: I like Iron Man
Mr. Kidnapper: *high fives
GodOfThunder: WHYY
Peter: long story
GodOfThunder left the chat
Peter: rager
Mr. Kidnapper: You know, if you do the internship, you could meet Tony Stark. He's amazingly awesome
Peter: IM SIGNING UP
Tony looked around to all of his friends around the room. All of his friends were staring at him. He smiled and spoke up, "You know this is our chance to meet Peter, right?"