(This chapter is me just HAVING FUN)
Imagine a drug mushroom and a crazy wizard babysitting a toddler... also side note: Caramel didn't speak much when he was a toddler. SO THAT'S WHY HE'S QUIET FOR MOST OF THIS
NOT PROOFREAD, sorry :,D, I tried.
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The Choco cookie thanked the 2 cookies standing in front of him. He and Red Velvet were going on a 2 day trip to another town for some business.
So... Dark Choco had no choice but to leave his little son in the care of his 2 weird-ass co-workers. At least he knew they wouldn't harm the young cookie.
"Yeah yeah, Dark Choco Cookie." Licorice brushed off, he knew what to do(K I N D A). "We got this..!" Poison added.
Little Caramel happens to be sitting down on the floor, just sitting there. With a couple of toys nearby him, a soldier toy, a wooden sword, etc.
Dark Choco was at the doorway, looking back at the other 2 cookies and back at his son.
"Go on! We'll be fine! Kitchen is right here for food," Licorice stated, "and neither of us is gonna leave him unattended for much time!"
Choco sighed, "Bye Caramel."
The little baby looked back up at his dad and stared him in the eyes.
A sniffle came from Dark Choco as he went over to thy baby. Then gently picked Caramel up and kissed his forehead. Setting him back down on the floor mat.
Licorice then shooed Dark Choco out the door. It was time for some uncle-nephew bonding time of course.
Choco opened the door and waved goodbye. The 2 other dark cookies, said goodbye and everything. Then shoved the chocolate cookie out the door.
So...
Poison went over to the toddler cookie and sat down next to him. Because, why not? Caramel looked at them. Just, staring at them. With no emotions, just staring at them. Poison... being poison, stared back. For an uncomfortable amount of time.
"What the hell are you doing?" Licorice asked annoyed. He got no response as the 2 other cookies stared at each other, in the eyes. Not even blinking.
It is not even an hour since Dark Choco left, and this has already gotten weird. Good grief.
Licorice rolled his eyes at the 2. Then walking over to Poison, tapping them on the head, mushroom thing. Snapping the mushroom cookie back to reality.
"What do.... you think Caramel wants to do...!?" The mushroom asked tiredly,
Little Caramel had no idea what they were gonna get into.
"How about we go outside?" Suggested Licorice.
Dark Caramel looked at the window and pointed to it.
"I...? Think that's a yes..?" Poison bounced up, as the toddler got also up, with a bit of struggle through.
Being a good uncle, Licorice picked up Caramel by the armpits. Just holding him there. Not against his body or anything, just in the air.
"Let's go!" Exclaimed Licorice. The 3 cookies walked out from the living room and out to the backyard door. (They live in like an average American home IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN THAT)
Licorice put Caramel down, as he opened the door. Stupidly, Poison ran out. Tripping over the ledge, somehow. They had thought the door was even with the ground, even though it wasn't.
The mushroom cookie then landed on his face, with a thud. Thankfully it was all grass out in the backyard.
"Dumbass." Grumbled the other cookie. He then grabbed Poison by the end of the robe they were wearing. Dragging him in the middle of the backyard, Caramel just watched with the same face he had earlier. dead inside
They made their way to the middle, Licorice letting go of Poison's robe. Mushroom continued to lay on the ground with their face in the dirt. one with nature
"Now, what do you wanna do Caramel?" Asked Licorice, bending down to the young cookies' height.
Caramel just stared at him in the eyes, like he was insane or something."Uh... Anything Cara?" Licorice tapped Caramel's head. The child just looked at him, SAME FACE. good lordly this child always has his resting bitch face on
"Cara?" Licorice waved his hand over Caramel's eyes. "Shake... him?" Mushroom lifted their head up slightly.
The Licorice cookie grabbed Caramel by his little shoulders and shook him up a bit. No damn response. Caramel just looking at him with the same resting bitch face. Not blinking.
"Dark Choco's kid is weird as hell!" Complained Licorice. Poison wasn't much help, still laying in the dirt face first. This is going well.
"YOU GUYS ARE IMPOSSIBLE!" Shouted the cookie actually doing something. Licorice sighed with annoyance, then grabbed Caramel by the arm and Poison by the shirt. Caramel just going with it, because tf.
"We are gonna go somewhere fun, even though it's just our backyard.... and Choco said no going out of the house... IT'S FINE." Licorice dragged the 2 other cookies while walking to the gate of the yard.
Letting go of Poison's shirt and opening the gate quickly. Then as fast as he let go, grabbing onto Poison's shirt again.
Dragging the 2 out and just kinda... standing there??. Standing right outside the yard gate. Licorice contemplating if he should do this, if Choco found out he would kill him... and they could get hurt... MEH.
Walking into the start of the dense forest, where the house was. The start of the forest is easy to walk through, although there are a lot of bushes and everything.
There shouldn't be anything that would be there to attack them. Choco made sure of it, even though the cake hounds were on their side and all. Since the cake hounds seemed like the most likely thing to be out here.
Licorice snapped out of his thoughts as he almost bumped into a giant tree. (No clue what crk trees are so uh)
Pausing and letting go of Poison's shirt. Looking at the Caramel, making sure he's still there and not dead or something. Caramel and Poison are just kinda there, the mushroom cookie still just laying on the ground. Dark Caramel just standing there with a more curious facial expression.
The Licorice cookie realized Caramel's eyes were darting around the place, looking at all the trees and plants. Since the trees were so thick, there was a lot of shade covering the 3 of them.
"You can just sit down, or something, Caramel. It's almost noon, so in like an hour we'll head back. We did go a bit far, BUT IT'S FINE." Ranted Licorice.
Poison sitting up, with their eyes then looking around at where they were. Caramel started to look around a bit, going over to a bush and just kinda staring at it for some reason..? Meh
The little cookie then walked over to the tree Licorice happened to be propping himself against.(Licorice leaning against a tree, and Poison just kinda sitting on the ground I-)
"Hey... hear that! The spores are talking...!" Poison exclaimed happily. They slowly got up and went over to Licorice and Caramel. "Yeah, yeah, Mushroom." Licorice brushed it off, the mushroom cookie does it all the time.
"Uncle Poison... I don't think that's the spores...." Licorice and Poison looked at Caramel with surprise as he spoke. The little dude never talks. (Also for me, Poison Mushroom uses they/them, but in this Caramel calls him Uncle Poison. Why? Shrugs)
"What do you exactly mean Cara-"
"arf"
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END I REDID LIKE 1 PART OF IT CUZ YEAH