Chenle: "Hey, what's wrong with that guy?"
Jaemin: "Yeah...he kinda looks high—"
Taeyong: "ON LIFE."
Taeyong: "YES YES YES YES YES, LIFE'S JUST GETS YOU UP THERE."
Jaemin: "On drugs."
Taeyong: "Dammit!"
Chenle: "Dammit? Dammit! Dammit! Dammit—"
Taeyong: "Fuck!"
Chenle: "Fuck? Fuck! Fuck—"
Taeyong: *stares at the sky* "Take me now please, I'm ready."
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Kun: "Do you have any skeletons in your closet."
Renjun: "You mean literally or figuratively?"
Kun: "Honestly, the fact that I have to specify—"
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Kidnapper: "I have your son."
Taeyong: "I don't have a son."
Kidnapper: "So who's this kid asking me to kill him so he doesn't have to go back to "the loud idiot and the dolphin brain?"
Taeyong: "Oh my god you have Renjun!"
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SM: "You ready to join another unit?"
Mark: *lays down sandwich* "Why not? I haven't slept all week. I might as well giving up eating too."
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Johnny: "On a scale of one to ten, you're a nine, because I'm the one you need."
Ten: "I'm a Ten."
Johnny: "No, it's a pickup li—"
Ten: "I. Am. A. Ten."
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[texting]
Taeyong: "Ugh, the clocks changed. Now I have to figure out what time is it when you're all abroad."
Doyoung: "Man, I wish there was a search engine you could use."
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Lucas: "Could you ever see us as being more than friends?"
Jungwoo: "Yes, I'm glad you asked."
Lucas: "That's wonderful. I—"
Jungwoo: "I can totally see us as cats."
Lucas:
Jungwoon: "Hang on, let me find the picture I drew."
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Yuta: "Do you want the last muffin?"
Mark: "Yeah!"
Yuta: "Do you want the last muffin?"
Mark: "Yes?"
Yuta: "Do you want the last muffin?"
Mark: "Yes?!"
Yuta: "Do you want the last muffin?"
Mark: "YES."
Yuta: "Will you go on a date with me?"
Mark: "YES! Wait, wha—"
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Taeil: "If I ever fall, I hope someone will be there to catch me."
Winwin: "Of course, Hyung, you have—"
Taeil: *blushes*
Winwin: "—the floor, you have the floor, Hyung."
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Jeno: "How are you feeling?"
Haechan: "I have a headache that comes and goes."
Chenle: *enters room* "Hey!"
Haechan: "Here it comes."
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Mark, about to leave the NCT Dream dorm: "I love the kids. They are too good for this world. I'm proud of them."
Jisung: *explodes the bathroom*
Donghyuck and Jaemin: *screams at each other*
Jeno: *accidentally burns the closet*
Renjun: *breaks the TV*
Chenle: *eats instead of helping*
Mark, tearing up: "My beautiful children."
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Taeyong: "We're having another moment, aren't we?"
Doyoung: "If by "moment" you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are. Though, maybe I'm just too tired to want to strangle anyone at the moment."
Taeyong:
Taeyong: "Y'know what? I'll take it."
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Yuta: *sees Mark standing a few feet away*
Yuta's brain: "Go hug him."
Yuta: "What?"
Yuta's brain: "Hug him and tell him how much you love him."
Yuta: "But that's gay."
Yuta's brain: "So are you."
Yuta: "Shit, you're right!"
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Doyoung: "I only feel one emotion and it is anger."
Taeyong: "Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis."
Doyoung: "Out of anger."
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Chenle: "I spy with my little eye, something begins with the letter 'S'."
Jisung: *looks over at Jaemin and Jeno*
Jisung: "Is it 'sexual tension'?"
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Taeyong: "When are you free?"
Doyoung: "I'm forever prisoned in my own personal hell, so I am never truly "free", but I don't really have plans all next week except for Monday."
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Donghyuck: "You fucking gorgeous piece of shit. Do you know how talented you are, you good looking son of a bitch and your voice is amazing god damn it you little ball of sunshine. How dare you make me happy??"
Taeil:
Taeil: "Thank you?"
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Mark: "Jaemin, I'm leaving."
Jaemin: "What?"
Jaemin: "No wait, let me smash."
Jaemin: "What has my life come to?"
Jaemin: "Jeno thought my tail was big."
Jaemin: "Jeno used to let me smash."
Jaemin: "But Renjun is smashing Jeno now."
Jaemin: "Jeno is a hoe."
Mark: "What the fuck. I just wanted to go to the store!"
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[China-line talking to Taeyong]
Chenle: "Can we please stay in your dorm?"
Taeyong: "Why?"
Hendery: "Renjun played with an Ouija board and cursed ours."
Yangyang: "Kun doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells "does this look like a hotel to you?!"
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Doyoung: "Fuck off Taeyong! I hate you!"
Taeyong: "Fuck you too! Get away from me!"
Johnny, walking by: "You know I'm pretty sure you have to let go of each other's hands in order to do that."
Doyoung and Taeyong: "Never!" (ಠ_ಠ)
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[Yuta falls down]
Jaehyun: "Oh my god Yuta! Is your bottom okay?"
Yuta: *turning to Taeyong* "I don't know. Are you okay Taeyong?"
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Winwin being angry: "Three months!!!"
Renjun: "What is he so mad about?"
Ten: "It's really not that big of a deal."
Winwin: "That's how long you stood by and watched me water a fake plant!!"
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Jungwoo: "Daddy, can you pass the salt?"
Lucas and Jaehyun: *reaching for the salt*
Lucas: "I can explain."
Jaehyun: "TAEYONG GET OUR SON!"
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Kun: "I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical."
Ten: "Suppose?"
Xiaojun: "Slight."
Hendery: "Tendency?"
Yangyang: "A bit???"
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Lucas: "Jungwoo, please no! I love you!"
Jungwoo: "I'm sorry, I have to."
Lucas: "Please Jungwoo, I'm begging you! After all we've been through together?"
Jungwoo: "I'm sorry." *places a +4 card*
Jungwoo: "Uno."
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Kun: "We don't download films illegally because we're honest and hardworking people."
Lucas: "And we don't know how."
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Hendery: "I know everyone likes to pull pranks here, but please tell me that Chenle didn't actually stay in the trunk of Winwin's car for three days just to scare him."
Lucas: "He didn't."
Hendery: "Oh thank g—"
Lucas: "It was five days."
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Haechan: *gets down on me knee*
Renjun: "Oh my god it's happening."
Haechan: *falls over*
Renjun: "The poison is finally kicking in!"
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Ten: "So you like me?"
Doyoung: "What are you talking about?"
Ten: "Yesterday, you told me I'm handsome."
Doyoung: "I was being polite."
Ten: "Don't pretend to be straight at this point of your life."
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