Most of these are from https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/, so I give no credit to the majority of these.
Cannoneer: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Cannoneer*
Cannoneer: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
Cannoneer: If you can't beat them, dress better than them
Cannoneer: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress