You woke up in a bed, with a soft, comfy blanket and chuuya.. WAIT CHUUYA-
" WHAT THE FU- CHUUYA?!?" you screech, eyes wide
" SHUT THE FU- oh you're awake" he yawned
" WHY AM I IN YOUR BED- AND WHY ARE YOU IN THIS BED- AND WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!? AM I DEAD?" you stutter, only then did chuuya smirks
" maybe you are~?" he coo and.. you hit him
" OW!" he shouts, rubbing his head with his hands
" im assuming some things right now, you and mori knew where dazai was the past 4 years but didn't think of telling me. Thinking it would make me do some stupid shit, which i would." you explain, and chuuya's eyes got wide, then he grin.
" hah! You're smart y/n, you got it right. And uh.. as for why im lying in this bed, you fainted for 2 days when i came to check on you i kinda.. fell asleep" he admit, scratching his head.
" TWO DAYS?! WHAT DID THAT MOFO DAZAI DO?!?"
" woah woah calm down, i believe you were just tired after transporting so many people!" chuuya retort, calming you down
" and.. who changed my clothes?" you utter, face full of worry
" it wasn't me!! Kouyou did!" he correct you, and you let out a sigh of relief.
" okay okay, so what's happening right now??" you ask, and chuuya lets out a sigh
" higuchi was dumb enough to send the 'black lizards' to the armed detective agency to fight them, she was mad that her 'akutagawa-senpai' had fallen on the back of the dazai osamu. " he confess, and you groan at his words
" ughhh is this more job for me to handle?" you implide, and before chuuya said anything else, you activate your ability, and disappear into the portal.
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choose sum to wear, just anything. Here are some choices if u want ^^
after looking at things for a while, you decide to go with (ur choice). You got dress, and decide to... spy on the armed detective agency! You were like a daughter to mori, so he never really gave you paper works, he does but not as much as.. others. Though you were very often sent to dangerous missions, not that you complain or anything though! It's really fun, being oh so close to death <3
anyway, you're now standing currently standing near the river. You knew THE ranpo edogawa was gonna be here to solve a crime scene, but you didn't know the were-tiger was gonna be here too. In the end, you just shrug and listen in.
" SIR SOMETHING CAUGHT ON OUR NET!" some officer yell, you then lean in to get a closer look.. it's dazai.
" ITS A BODY!!" they yell again, atsushi, an ugly officer with a basic haircut, ranpo, and other people came gathering around
"why atsushi-kun! Hard at work as always eh?" dazai then coo, while being upside-down. They talked a bit more, but you could not care less what they're saying. And paid attention when ranpo start solving the case. He truly amazed you, but something was off.. an ability like that is not possible, so.. oh! he doesn't have an ability. That's cool.
then the sugimo- whatever his name is, started trying to solve the case, as ranpo gave him 60 seconds.
" w..wait! About yamagiwa-senpai, her beat was pursuing political corruption and mafia activity!" he resort, then continue " and also.. this is how the mafia kills there target right? M-maybe she was killed by someone in the mafia she was investigating?!?!" that's it. You can't stand his words so you decide to reveal yourself, since you can easily make a getaway with your ability anyway
" EH-UH! WRONG!!" You jump down from the tree branch, hands still in your pocket (pretend you have pockets if you dont) everyone's eyes widen except for dazai and ranpo of course.
" THE PORT MAFIA!?" atsushi hiss, activating his tiger ability but dazai touched his shoulder and shook his head while you're standing right in front of them, hands on your hip.
" a mafia hit is akin to calling card. It is proof of their presence. The mafia's modus operandi for traitors is to first force them to bite the curb.. then deliver a kick to the back of their head, to shatter their jaw." you explain, then continue on as everyone nod even though still on a ready-to-fight position " and then, as the victim writhes in pain. They would turn the person around.. and fire three shots right in the chest" you finished, hands clap together in front of your face, and dazai clap for you.
" nice one!" he give you a thumbs up with a cheeky grin. " though it resembles their methods.. this is not the mafia's handiwork. and in other words..." dazai continue
" the killer was trying to deceive us" the officer realize.
" how do we know it's not YOU though." atsushi pointed at you, and you just grin.
" dazai told you already, it's not the mafia's handiwork" you shrug, and ranpo nod along.
" BZZZZZZZT!!!!!! 60 SECONDS IS OVER!! Alright time's up! That's most certainly not master detective material there!" ranpo laugh, patting the- whatever his name was's head.
Ranpo then went on about his super deduction, he then pointed at sugimo whatever his name was and announce that he was the killer, which you knew of course. You look over to dazai who had the same sly grin as you, simply watching how it'll play out. They then went on about some.. things (im lazy okay) and finally, the sugi- whatever his name was brought his gun out, about to shoot someone when you jumped on him knocking him down, and catching the bullet with your bare hands.
" my, nice bullets you have mr.. whatever your name is" you say in amusement, giggling while dazai claps once again and ranpo grinning. You held mr whatever his name was in place while ranpo ask him some questions, you were actually shock to find out that he got pretty nice information out of that. With or without his 'ability', when they decide to go back to the police station, you didn't go because they would probably arrest you.. since you didn't do some nice things. You wait outside, simply wanting to punch dazai before you go back. But your impatient ass wouldnt cooperate, so your patience was running thin. Even if you did wait though, knowing the person dazai is, he would probably ditch you anyway. So you decide to use your ability, create a portal to go home.
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" WHERE DID YOU GO?!?!" chuuya bark, giving you an hour long lecture while you sit on the floor (japanese style idk) head down
" i went to spy on the armed detective agency.." you mumble
" DID YOU EVEN GET CAUGHT?!" he screams, and you knew you had to tell the truth
" yeh.. but they didn't do anything.." you pouts, looking away from him. Chuuya let out a long sigh walk around the room in a circle with a constant pace.
" haahh im so tired.. what should i do.." he imply, then you got up and walk to him.
" i know, ill give you something that'll cheer you up! Or 2 things.." you hint, his eyes then sparkle
" really? what's that?" he ponder, looking into your (e/c) eyes. You then create a portal, reach your hands over and pull out a wine portal, then chuuya's worry eyes got replace with happy ones
" it's on me! And the other thing.." you whisper
" wait wh-" before he finish his sentence, you cut him off with a kiss on his forehead. He then felt your warm lips on his forehead, his face turn into 50 shades of red. And he.. faints
" oops" you say, still holding the wine bottle. " well he's not gonna wake up soon.. so let's drink this after" you continue. Putting the wine bottle on the table and then carrying chuuya bridal style to bed, and tucking him in.