Hey baby boy
You're back
Yes I am
I missed you
I knowww I saw your textssss
Wait
Wait shut up I didn't tell you about the fight
Tell me
So basically this girl Brittany
Oh shooooot
Ohhhhh fudgeeee I knowwwww
Carry on
Basically she pulled my hair
Woah
Woah indeed
Go on
And then SHE had the audacity to chat fudge about you
She did?
Yeah
Hm
So I slapped her
Woah
Yeah, but she kicked me with her heel
Damnnn are you okay?
I'm fantastic I punched her breast, It felt sooooo fake, like I think that she shoved pillows in there
Feisty
Yeah I know and then someone pulled me off
Wait
Yeah?
That was you
Yeahhhh
Wait
Whatttt
Brittany is my girlfriend
Shut the front door
She prolly just wanted an reaction
SHUT THE FRONT DOOOOOOOOR
It's shut
I just beat up a girl for no reason
No she started it
I never knew that you had a girlfriend
Yeah?
I should have known though
What do you mean?
You always switch up girls like they're toys
Do I now?
Yeah It's annoying as fudge, like baby I'm right here
Yet I can't see you
I'm hot and you know it
Describe yourself?
I have wavy hair that hits my butt
We all love a girl with long hair
I know I know
Can you send me a voice note?
Saying
Anything
~Voice note
Heyyy
So I know you can't answer me right now but baby stop switching girls like they're gum
Like chileee I'm right hereeee
Anyways baby I have to go now
'GET HERE NOW'
Fudge I seriously have to go now
'NOWWWW'
Ummmm soooooo, I'm being abused, she's going to get me, help me, please, fudge she's here, I have to go now baby see you later
~End of voice note
Stop don't cry
Sorrryyyyy but I need to get out of here right now
Who is it
My mum
I though that you're at Linda's
I needed to get my stuff
Oh
Are you still there?
Hello?
No
Please
........
~Please comment
~Please vote
~And enjoyyy
Word count 326