Finally! It was exam day.
Jiro: ah! I'm getting nervous!
Mineta: I wonder what we'll have to do... I wonder if I can get my provisional license...
Aizawa: mineta, it's not about whether or not you can. Go and get it!
mineta: right, c-course-of!
Aizawa: if you can pass this test and get your provisional licenses, then you novice eggs will become chicks... You'll hatch into semi-pros. Do your best.
Kaminari: all right, I'll become a chick!
Y/n: then maybe you can get with mineta so he stops being a perv.
Kaminari: w-what? No! I meant I'll hatch from the egg.
Kirishima: let's all call out the usual! Ready, set- plus...
???:... Ultra!
??? 2: you shouldn't just barge on other people's huddles, inasa.
Inasa: oh, no! I am...very...extremely...sorry!
He bowed so low that his head hit the ground.
Kaminari: what's with this guy trying to get by with just his enthusiasm?!
Jiro: wait, that uniform...!
Y/n: UTAHIME-SAN!
You jumped on her.
Utahime: Y/N GOJO! I'LL KILL YOU!
All of a sudden mina grabbed utahime and pulled her away.
Mina: utahime, girl talk time!
Y/n: huh? Hello, shiketsu! I'm y/n gojo! I am a childhood friend of utahime. (quick a/n: utahime failed her provisional license exam because she wanted to take the exam with you and geto/she lost at the first part. You choose!) I am sure you heard a lot about me.
??? 2: nope, never heard utahime-sama say anything about you.
Y/n: wha...?
You saw them begin to walk away. As they were walking away utahime and mina were walking back, utahime was blushing. You ran and hugged utahime's legs.
Y/n: utahime, why didn't you mention me to your juniors!
Like this
Utahime: I don't talk to them.
Y/n: but still! You still have to tell everyone about the great y/n gojo!
Utahime: I'm going to go.
She kicked you off her feet and walked away.
Kaminari: haha! You felt pain, Y/n!
You then spotted a girl flirting with todoroki.
Y/n: mina, kaminari... Todoroki is being flirted with. You know what to do.
Kaminari and mina nod.
Y/n: formation B!
Kaminari and mina: roger!
They run in front of you.
Kaminari and mina: todoroki-kyun!
They both jump on him.
Mina: who is that woman?!
Kaminari: was it all a lie when you said your time with me was the most enjoyable of all?!
Mina: that night! That night!
Todoroki: what?
Y/n: could you not touch him do casually, please, you homewreckers! Todoroki-chan has violin practice with me now.
Y/n: Let's go home, todoroki-chan. Today I'll have you master "twinkle twinkle little star."
The girl squeals then hugs you.
???: can I have your autograph, gojo-san?
Y/n: of course, you can!
You gave her your autograph then she hugged you again.
Mina: hey! Get off my man!
Mina pulled you away.
???: awww, he's already taken.
Mineta: you can have my autograph, too.
Aizawa: hey, change into your costumes and go to the orientation. Don't waste time. Yes, sir!
Todoroki: okay, seriously, what is this? Could you stop? You're embarrassing me.
You just began poking his face.
Todoroki: explain!
Y/n: oh, hello yuta! Long time no see.
Yuta: o-oh hello, gojo-san.
Y/n: is rika treating you well?
Yuta: I'm doing just fine right now, gojo-san.
...
Izuku: there are so many...
Uraraka: there's so many...
???: um... Well then, let's do that provisional license thing... I'm mera from the heroes public safety commission. The kind of sleep I like is non-REM sleep... Nice to meet you. I've been so busy that I haven't gotten much sleep... We're too short-staffed... I'm so sleepy! With that conviction, I will give the orientation. About the content of the provisional license thing... Frankly, all 1,540 examinees here will have to win through a free-for-all exercise!
Sero: seriously? That's not a lot to go on.
Mera: our society is currently said to be saturated with heroes, and ever since stain was arrested, many have shown doubts about the current state of heroes.
Y/n (thoughts): I put up a good fight against stain!
Mera: well, as a private citizen, no matter what the motivation, to tell someone risking their lives to save others to seek any reward is... It's the ruthless story of these modern times... But anyway, whether it's for compensation or for loyalty and courage... The result of many heroes working hard together to help people and defeat villains is that right now, the time from when an incident begins to when it is resolved is so short that it'd make you sick. You are all about to receive your provisional licenses and finally throw yourself into those rapids. Those who can't keep up with that speed will frankly have it tough. Accordingly, what you'll be tested on is speed! The first hundred to fulfill the requirements will pass.
Momo: There are a total of 1,540 people taking the exam! Didn't they say half would pass...?
Tsu: this means, less than 1% will actually pass...
Jiro: I'm getting even more nervous!
Mera: well, a lot's happened out there in the world, and you know, about luck and everything... So anyway, here are the requirements. The examinee will put three of these targets on his or her body. They can go anywhere as long as it's an exposed area. You can't put them on the soles of your feet or in your armpits. You will also have six of these balls. The targets are only made to light up if they're hit by these balls, and if alk three or your targets light up, then you're out. The person who lights up your third target will have it count as their defeat. You get through this round by defeating two people. That's the rules. Okay then... After we open, we'll pass out the targets and balls,
Todoroki: "open"?
The room unfolded, you were in the middle of a giant stadium with different terrains.
Mera: I believe you all have terrain that you like and dislike. Use your quirks well and do your best. Anyway, we arranged for the terrain to be announced like that... But yeah, it's unnecessary. It's because of this that my sleep was... I hope that the developments are speedy so that I can rest as soon as possible...
You put your targets in (put any places. Does it really matter? You have infinity).
Izuku: everyone, don't get too separated! Let's move as a grou- where's y/n?
Y/n: EVERYONE! HELLO! UP HERE! FEEL FREE TO THROW YOUR BALL AT ME! YOU'RE ALL TOO WEAK TO HIT ME ANYWAY. IS THAT YOU, HOMERESU-SENSEI? WHO'S THAT GIRL NEXT TO YOU? OH! MY! GOD!
You flew over to him.
Y/n: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE MARRIED TO MRS. JOKE!
Aizawa facepalmed.
Mrs. Joke: your student can see the future! Let's make this easier, date me!
Aizawa: no.
Mrs. Joke: HAHA you're too funny!
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