Nanbaka Shenanigans and Chaos

By _AlexKirishima_

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Just random chats, shenanigans and chaos involving Nanbaka characters! Mostly just random chaos chats with t... More

Requests!
~One~
~Two~
~Three~
~Four~
~Five~
~Six~
~Seven~
~Eight~
~Nine: Uno Can't Englsih & British vs American Spellings~
~Ten: Inori Doesn't Like ABBA?!~
~Eleven~
~Twelve~
~Thirteen: Jellyfish & Polos~
~Fourteen~
~Fifteen: Nico & Kokoriki Have Some Bonding Time~
~Sixteen~
~Eighteen~
~Nineteen~
~Twenty~
~Twenty One~
~Twenty Two~
~Twenty Three~
~Twenty Four~
~Twenty Five~
~Twenty Six~
~Twenty Seven~
~Twenty Eight~
~Incorrect Quotes Part 1~
~Incorrect Quotes Part 2~
~Incorrect Quotes Part 3~
~Incorrect Quotes Part 4~
~Incorrect Quotes Part 5~
~Incorrect Quotes Part 6~
~Incorrect Quotes Part 7~
~Incorrect Quotes Part 8~
~Incorrect Quotes Part 9~
~Incorrect Quotes Part 10~
~Incorrect Quotes Part 11~
~Incorrect Quotes Part 12~
~Incorrect Quotes Part 13~
~Incorrect Quotes Part 14~

~Seventeen: โœจRevenge Timeโœจ~

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By _AlexKirishima_

1:15A.M.

Liang made a chat
Liang added 3 others to the chat

Ruka:
???

Liang:
Revenge time!!

Rock:
Huh?

Kokoriki:
I agreed to letting Liang pick a song for me and Ruka to send to the group chat for him doing Gotta Go My Own Way...

Liang named the chat '✨Revenge✨'

Kokoriki:
I'm still scared...

Liang:
Good!!

Rock:
What do you have in mind?

Liang:
Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time,
Wolf In Sheeps Clothing, or
Killer In The Mirror

Kokoriki:
Ruka, can we do Don't Threaten Me With A Time
Please?!?!

Ruka:
Sure! 💖

Kokoriki:
Yay!! 💙

Rock:
He's like a small child...

Liang:
Yes, he is...

Ruka:
Maybe, but that just makes him adorable 💕

Kokoriki:
Liang, you and Rock have to join in as well

Rock:
Fine

~oOo~

1:25A.M.

Kokoriki made a new chat
Kokoriki added 18 others to the chat
Kokoriki named the chat '✨🏳️‍🌈Welcome To Hell🏳️‍🌈✨'

Hajime:
Why?

Kokoriki:
Why does anyone do anything?
Sheer absolute boredom!!

Hajime:
I give up...

Rokuriki:
Did you just quote Hazbin Hotel?

Kokoriki:
Yes!!
I love Alastor...

Rokuriki:
Honestly, same...

Youriki:
You two need help...

Rokuriki:
No because you need to watch Hazbin Hotel to understand why we love alastor

Ruka:
Or just make him watch clips of Alastor...

Kokoriki:


Rokuriki:
Yes

Honey:
Why the fuck was I dragged into this shit?!

Uno:
Just shut up, for once, please

Honey:
Why?

Kokoriki:
Questions, so many questions. For once in your life would just do what you're told!!

Honey:
...

Uno:
Did you just quote Merlin?!

Rokuriki:
Yes

Kokoriki:
If you didn't come all this way to kill me then why are you here? I take it you didn't come all this way just to SMASH MA FAVOURITE POT

Youriki:
*sigh*

Kenshirou:
Why are me and Kiji here?

Ruka:
To suffer O(≧∇≦)O

Samon:
I'm already done with this chat...

Upa:
Can I leave?

Ruka:
No

Upa:
(T_T)

Kokoriki:
( T_T)\(^-^ )

Kiji:
Can we not?!

Kokoriki:
(╯︵╰,)

Kiji:
No!
Stop it!!
Stop it right now!!!

Kokoriki:
Fiiinnneee....

Liang:
@ Kokoriki @ Ruka
Didn't you two come here to do something?

Ruka:
You ready Ko?

Kokoriki:
Hell Yeah!!!

Ruka:
Alright, Alright

Kokoriki:
Alright, Alright

Ruka:
Alright, Alright

Kokoriki:
It's a hell of a feeling though

Ruka:
It's a hell of a feeling though

Kokoriki:
Alright, Alright

Ruka:
It's a hell of a feeling though

Kokoriki:
It's a hell of a feeling though

Hajime:
The fuck is happening?!

Ruka:
Who are these people?
I just woke up in my underwear
No liquor left on the shelf
I should probably introduce myself

Kenshirou:
Where the actual fuck are you?!
You better still be in your fucking cell!!

Kokoriki:
You shoulda' seen what I wore
I had a cane and a party hat
I was the king of this hologram
Where there's no such thing
As getting out of hand

Kiji:
I'm starting to get very concerned about these 2...

Ruka:
Memories tend to just pop up
Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves
5 thousand people with designer drugs
Don't think I'll ever get enough

Hajime:
I THINK THE FUCK NOT!!!

Kokoriki:
Champagne, Cocaine, Gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm

Kiji:
No!!!
Also why are you wondering around in a shopping cart?!
And where did the camels come from?!

Ruka:
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up

Kenshirou:
I'm starting to understand the chat name..

Samon:
Saying, "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"

Kokoriki:
Oh Yeah
Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time

Ruka:
It's a hell of a feeling though

Rock:
It's a hell of a feeling though

Samon:
Alright, Alright

Kokoriki:
It's a hell of a feeling though

Liang:
It's a hell of a feeling though

Kokoriki:
What the these footprints?
They don't look very human like

Ruka:
Now I wish that I could find my clothes
Bedsheets and a morning rose

Hajime:
You haven't found them?!?!

Liang:
I wanna wake up
Can't even tell if this is a dream

Samon:
How did we end up in my neighbours pool
Upside down with a perfect view?

Kiji:
What has this chat come to...

Rock:
Bar to bar at the speed of sound
Fancy feet dancing through this town

Liang:
Lost my mind in a wedding gown
Don't think I'll ever get it now

Kokoriki:
Champagne

Nico:
Cocaine

Honey:
Gasoline

Ruka:
And most things in between

Liang:
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm

Kiji:
WHY ARE YOU WONDERING AROUND IN A SHOPPING CART?!
AND WHERE DID YOU GET THE CAMELS?!

Rock:
This night is heating up

Uno:
Raise hell and turn it up

Samon:
Saying, "If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe"

Kokoriki:
Oh Yeah
Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time

Youriki:
You know what? Fuck it
I'm a scholar and a gentleman
And I usually don't fall when I try to stand

Rokuriki:
Fuck it!
I lost a bet to guy in a chiffon skirt
But I'll make these high heels work

Inori:
I've told you time and time again
I'm not as think as you drunk I am

Kiji:
That statement says otherwise...

Kokoriki:
And we all fell down when the sun came up
I think we've had enough

Ruka:
Alright, Alright

Nico:
It's a hell of a feeling though

Uno:
It's a hell of a feeling though

Liang:
Alright, Alright

Rock:
It's a hell of a feeling though

Inori:
It's a hell of a feeling though

Kokoriki:
ChAmPaGnE

Nico:
CoCaInE

Honey:
GaSoLiNe

Ruka:
And most things in between!

Rokuriki:
I roam the city in a shopping cart!!

Liang:
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm

Rock:
This night is heating up

Uno:
Raise hell

Youriki:
And turn it up

Inori:
Saying, "If you go out

Samon:
You might pass out in a drain pipe"

Kokoriki:
Oh Yeah
DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!!

Hajime:
Care to explain what that was?!

Liang:
It was supposed to be Ruka and Kokoriki's payback for making me do that High School Musical song...

Kiji:
So, this was a song?!

Kokoriki:
Yeah. It's Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time by Panic! At The Disco

Samon:
I'm honestly surprised that Inori knew that song...

Inori:
It's one of the few that I know..

Rokuriki:
Gotta love how Kiji didn't question anything else but questioned the roaming the city in a shopping cart and where we got the camels...

Youriki:
I just gave up and decided "fuck it, I'm joing in"

Rokiriki:
You know what they always say; If you can't beat em, join em

Uno:
I'm just surprised Honey joined in...
I was kinda expecting Trois to be the one to do it...

Rock:
It doesn't surprise me that Nico was the one say 'cocaine'...

Kokoriki:
I literally screamed when the Supervisor joined in

Youriki:
I heard that. I just knew that type of scream so I didn't bother texting you what was wrong...

Kiji:
He has different screams for different things?

Rokuriki:
Yeah..
This one time he did this high pitch scream at like 9 in the morning cause he saw a spider
Not gonna lie it was quite big so I get why he screamed

Kokoriki:
Well sorry that I have a fear of SpIdErS
Also that THING was just hiding behind the mirror...
I didn't even know it was there until I moved the mirror

Kenshirou:
How did you not see it?

Kokoriki:
It was surprisingly fully hidden behind the mirror but when I moved it, there was that ThInG behind it just chilling. The ThInG was fucking big!!!

Youriki:
It was actually pretty big...
And before you ask, no we do not have a picture of it...

Kiji:
Lovely
NOW WILL YOU ALL GO TO SLEEP IT IS 2:45 IN THE MORNING!!!

Samon:
Yes mum...

Kokoriki is offline
Ruka is offline
Youriki is offline
Rokuriki is offline
Hajime is offline
Samon is offline
Inori is offline
Uno is offline
Nico is offline
Rock is offline
Liang is offline
Upa is offline
Qi is offline
Honey is offline
Trios is offline
Kenshirou is offline
Kiji is offline

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