A Pick Up Line A Day

By Fading_Shadow

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A pick up line a day, keeps stress away. Accolades: #896 in Humor (shhhh I'm proud of my baby) More

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Undefeatable Pick Up Line (also known as my favorite)
Ariel
Angel
Dementor
Hades
Sunshine
Roses
Picture
Pi
Angles
Happiness
Words
Lucifer
Airplane
Honeydew
Masterpiece
Rejection
Dreams
Boxer
Spiderman, Superman, and Batman
Banana
Galaxy
Beautiful
Diarrhea
Organ Donor
Perfect Crime
Boyfriend/Girlfriend Material
Treasure
Magnets
Survey
Sky
Diabetes
Garden
Term Paper
BABY, YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE. - I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.
Microwave
Sunscreen
Girl/Boy Scout
Fielder
Keys
Transformers
Raisins and Dates
Chicken
King
I Have You
Vinegar
(Insert Sugary Item of Choice)
Camera
Appendix
Too Good To Be True
Magician
Socks
The 30th of February
Ten Years
Forget
Cat
$20
If I'm Wrong
Crowning Memories
Tonight
Dividing by Zero
Gillette
Polar Bear
Sugar
Sun
Mirror
Quarter
Taser
Pardon Me
Roses are Red
Atlantic Ocean
Gorgeous
Tomorrow
Pepsi
Broom
Starfall
Lab Partners
Igneous or Metamorphic
Ice Breaker
NASA
One Night
Reality
Fingers
Swear
Yoda
Bee
Forests
Water
Atoms
Eiffel Tower
Owl
Chess
Alphabet
Firecracker
Pokemon
WiFi
Mirror
Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon
Fat Penguin
The Water and The Sky
Fish
Teddy Bear
Octopus
Book
Night
A-Dumbledore
Nothing
Cat
Serve
Blanket
Copper and Tellurium
List
Mirror of Erised
Latte
Honey
Spice
Star Wars
X
Life Alert
Oven
License
Lucky Charms
Stories
Halloween
Otter

Legos

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By Fading_Shadow

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?

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Those Legos are evil. That is, if you step on them. I loved them as a child. (Heck, even now.) What about you guys?

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