Funny Harry Potter Jokes

By QueenMcNuggetLeader

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"After all this time?" "Always." I'm just a hopeless fangirl who loves Harry Potter and makes rikidulus jokes... More

Funny Harry Potter Jokes
Who's Stupid?
Father
Half Blood Prince
Last Battle
Missing
Seriously Black?
OMG
Just some stuff to look up... :)
Themes
The Good, The Bad, and the Harry
Oh Dang.
Issues
The Fat Laugher
;) You
Ginger
Followers
Punishment
A Kiss of Fresh Breath
Voldy
HarHar
Trot-o-polis
Brag
Are You A Model?!?
You're Joking
**LOL**
Number 2
Advice
You Knooowwww ;)
That One Time
Royals
This Voldy Burn...
Why?
THE AUTHOR
Twilighters I'm Sorry... It's Okay, I'm a Twilighter, Too
Got Your Nose
Polyjuice Potions?
Burn
What Google?
Gingers.
Friken Mudblood
So True
Astronomist
Yo Mom
RAVENclaw
Expecto Patronum!
For Educational Purposes
#Cedward
Noooo!
Liar Liar
Bathrooms
Bad Hair Day?
What Was Sadder
Sick
SnapeSwag
Idk I'm Sorry
No Noses Here
GillyWeed
I Swear
Where's The Pizza!?!
OMG OMG OMG MCNUGGETS
The Tumblr Life
Did you know?
Phobia
Patrick and His Nose
Umbridge
Harry's Band
Brave
Mine and My McNuggets' Relationship(s)
It's Fake They Said
Uptown Funk or whatever...
Moody
The Books According To Seamus Finnegan
The Order
Analogy
Saddest Thing Ever
Obsession
Muggle Me Not
What
About Ginny
Neville's Prophecy
Bathrooms
Equi--
7 Years of Crap
Watch Out!
Chef For A Day
Seamus is WHAT?!
Mad Eye
About Slytherin
Me Laughing Be Like
Voldy's Way
The Most Annoying?
Ew
I wish
Ghost of Darkness
Parts They Missed.
That Smells Awful!
HAPPY 100TH JOKE
Popular Wizards Be Like
10 Things
Yo
UPD8
Hey Girl Hey I'm BbaAcKk
A Particularly Punny Potter Poem -By yours truly
E A T
Roa$t
I'VE ALREADY MADE A GORDON RAMSAY JOKE BUT O WELL
Like I said .49 cents extra guac
EXTRA GUAC
GUAC
I HAVE TO BE AWAKE IN FIVE HOURS BUT NO
The Radical Tale of Harry Cooter

Harry Potter Book Series According to Draco

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By QueenMcNuggetLeader

1 Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake

2 Draco Malfoy and the Better Than Potters Broomstick

3 Draco Malfoy and Hagrids Bloody Chicken

4 Draco Malfoy and the Year His Father Would Hear About

5 Draco Malfoy and the Inquistorial Squad

6 Draco Malfoy and the Vanishing Cabinet

7 Draco Malfoy and the Year He Realized He'd Been a D-Bag

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