A/N: So I am bored rn so that means that I will make a one shot or two to pass the time. As always I don't own BNHA or FNAF and lets get on with it. Oh and these are not part of the plot in any way or is it
Oneshot 1: Vanessa the Bad Cook
It was a fine evening in the Afton House. Miko and Elizabeth were playing video games, Michael was napping as usual, Sun and Freddy were playing board games against Evan and Eri, and lastly Izuku and Charlie were both sleeping on eachother. But where was Vanessa, well she was attempting to make pancakes but let's just say disaster happened
Vanessa: I will make a pancake so good that it will make Gordon Ramsay impresse-OH WAIT STOP THE MONOLOGUE THE PANCAKE BATTER IS GOING TO FALL.....OH SHIT IT FELL
Eri then walked into the kitchen to grab herself her favorite snack, a Caramel Apple but Vanessa stopped her
Eri: Hi Vanny
Vanessa: Oh hi Eri, can you help rewind time please
Eri: Sure
The dough re winded and Eri grabbed her Caramel Apple then left, All seemed good for Vanessa but it turns out that Eri overdid it and the batter was reminded to before she mixed it. Vanessa then accidentally tripped and the ex batter went flying into the stove and a fire happened.
Vanessa: Oh shit-toki mushrooms
Michael: Vanessa what's that sme-OH NO
The fire was burning and then one of Michaels inventions, a robot came up and all hell was unleashed. Miko was on her 3ds (R.I.P) and she walked into the kitchen to get some food and she ended up getting near jumpscared by Michael's robot which she then activated her power and accidently glitched in Izuku's Acid ink which ended up destroying the floor. After this Elizabeth came in and tried freezing the fire but the robot shot her hand so she ended up freezing the kitchen. After that Izuku, Charlie, Evan, and Eri came in which Evan decided to spray some water which ended up freezing the floor even more. Izuku wasn't able to fix anything but then the worst thing happened. A jar hit Eri's Caramel Apple and they all know to not mess with Eri's apples.
Eri's powers went berserk and ended rewinding her apple and the whole kitchen to its pre destroyed form.
Izuku: Oh shit
Izuku ran up and hugged Eri to make her explosion stop which he luckily succeeded
Everyone: Really Vanny
Vanessa: I will buy you all chinese food
Everyone: Your off the hook
Michael: For now
Vanessa: Michael if thats the case then you can eat Exotic Butters
Michael: ANYTHING BUT THAT
Vanessa: Try me bitch
Life Lesson: Don't let Vanny cook, order Chinese Food
Next Oneshot: Disneylan-*WARNING CLASS 5 INCIDENT REPORTED, RIPPLE IN DISTROITION SPACE*
Umbre: *teleports in* Oh no whats going on
Akuma: *teleports in* Hello dear Watcher, I have a gift for you
Umbre: Damn it Akuma is this your work, Are you the one who did this. Wait whats in the box
Akuma: I think its time for the horror universes to mix with Glamrocked. So I made a distroition bomb that when exploded, the universes collide, you have done that once haven't you
Umbre: I did do that but it was for the greater good and don't you dare let that bomb blow up
Akuma: *preses bomb button* whoops
As the bomb explodes a wave of energy throws Umbre back. A portal appears and waves of energy fly out into Glamrocked's core
Umbre: Oh shit
Akuma: Looks like I opened Pandora's Box. Bye for now Umbre
Umbre: AKUMA FIX THIS RIGHT NOW
DISTROITION SHOT: ..- -. -.. -.-- .. -. --. / -.-. . .-. -... . .-. ..- ...
We are in a dark office room underground and there is a board room with eight chairs with five people in there, but three are missing. William Afton, Joey Drew, and (NAME REDACTED)
Number 1: So there is a new threat to our plans
Number 2: Yes, ever since William got beat by that nasty brat of his, Project: 4Ever has been falling apart
Number 3: He has even stopped some of our operations, right ******
Number 4: Yes, our plans of kidnapping children using the prizes have been found out by Williams damn children
Number 5: We could try no clipping them to Sector 0
Number 2: I could take some kids to my house
Number 1: No..we must eliminate the threat, after that odd energy wave occurred, it gave us more members like a whole army more than any countries
Number 4: We should start working on Project: Hades
Number 2: Okay but then we need to up our gain on taking children
Number 1: Correct. Meeting adjourned
As the five mysterious people leave, all you can see in the background is a poster. Who are these people.
CHAPTER END
So be honest, how was this chapter. At first it was going to just be random oneshots but I wanted to throw all of you off. But did anyone solve the code that was there. Oh I should also mention that I am currently going to only upload for Glamrocked since I have everything planned out, For Delta Emerald I am still trying to figure out the chapter, For Glyphed I also have the same problem, For my SAO story I have to go back and rewatch SAO, and lastly for Odyssey I need to incorporate stuff into the chapters since the thing is almost ready for a UA Arc. But for now good my oh so wonderful readers, Umbre out.