lmaooo love how the quality of this book just goes down each chapter
this chapter is gonna be a texting only chapter for april fools day (it's only an april fools special bc this chapter's a joke tbh) and shorter than usual
still canon which is why it's still chapter 9
also i have decided aries would probably misspell everything he types soooo i retyped everything he ever texted in this book and misspelled a bunch of shit
so if you don't understand what something says just say so in the comments and i'll translate for you
also reminder:
i'm in love with scorpio <3: aries (this was not a name he picked for himself lmao)
torn: taurus
gemstone: gemini
minnie mouse: minnie
cancy: cancer
fabulousest person here: leo
mom: virgo
book: libra
scorpio the yo-yo: scorpio
sagit-hair-ius: sagittarius
smartie: capricorn
aquarium: aquarius
fishy: pisces
♈︎ ♉︎ ♊︎ ♋︎ ♌︎ ♍︎ ♎︎ ♏︎ ♐︎ ♑︎ ♒︎ ♓︎
fishy
YO PEOPLE
aquarium
PISCES IT'S 2 AM WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT
fishy
i would like to announce that
ARIES AND SCORPIO WENT ON A DATE
aquarium
WHAT
i'm in love with scorpio <3
THAYS NOT WHAT JAPOEND
ALSO WOH TF CHANGED MY NMAE
minnie mouse
that's not what scorpio was telling me when he recounted your date
teh litlte memraid
SCORPIO WHAY GHE HELL
smartie
CAN YOU NOT SPELL?????
also why did you name yourself the little mermaid?
teh litlte memraid
bc areil's cool
also ariel is clsoe enuogh to aries
also i hvae a ctush on eric and if im ariel i get mraried to him
torn
IM TRYING TO SLEEPPPPPP
smartie
TURN OFF YOUR NOTIFICATIONS
torn
BUT WHAT IF MY DAD CALLS ME
smartie
THERES NO WIFI ON CELESTIA DUMBASS
ALSO WHY THE HELL WOULD YOUR DAD CALL YOU
AFTER LEAVING YOU FOR SO LONG
torn
HOW DARE YOU COMMENT ON MY FATHER LEAVING ME
aquarium
PISCES WHYYYY DID YOU HAVE TO START THIS
AT 2 AM
fishy
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW EVERYONE'S THIS CRANKY AT 2 AM
aquarium
THEYRE ALWAYS THIS CRANKY IDIOT
teh litlte memraid
so anyayws
id like to conlucde that
we didnt go on a dtae
scorpio snuck into my house
while i was otu
and STOLE MY FUKCING FOOD AND MESESD UP THE KICTHEN AFTER I CLEAMED IT
so he rtied to make it up to me
andt hen he requedted ice craem
whcih i couldnt pass up
sagit-hair-ius
just had a stroke reading that
teh litlte memraid
I FIALED EBGLISH CLASS
minnie mouse
WE CAN TELL
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author
lmaooo found this article for you losers while i was looking through google's front page thingy bc i was bored and i feel as though manipulation will help yall
https://www.wellandgood.com/how-zodiac-signs-fight/
Article Name: Here's How Each of the Zodiac Signs Fights and Then Resolves Conflict
before i leave my pronouns are he/they/she AVOID USING SHE PLEASE
i'm fine w she
it's just used too much
so anyways
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teh litlte memraid
WTF WAS THAT
ADN WHY TEH HELL WAS HIS NAME AUTHOR
ARE YHEY STALJING US OR SKME SHIT
smartie
what is this article?????
teh litlte memraid
HEYYYYY ITS REVLEAING SECERTS ABOUT MEEEEEEEE
smartie
i'm changing your name to the correct spelling because it's bothering me
you know this article might be helpful
thank you random stranger who entered the chat
even though you left and can't see my message
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author
oh yes i can
and thank you cap <3
smartie
how tf do you know my name????????
author
for someone named "smartie" you sure are a dummy
the little mermaid
OOOOOOOOO
author
aries you have no room to speak
you can barely write a sentence without misspelling the most simple words
i'm surprised you didn't manage to misspell "oooooooo"
the little mermaid
HEY THAYS MEAB
author
see what i mean?
anyways can't stay any longer BYEEEEEEEE *leaves hunter & eda style*
book
YOOO I LOVE HUNTERRRRRR
fishy
poor eda
dw eda ily
not more than raine tho like they love you the best
book
I LOVE EDA TOO
AND RAINEEEEE THEYRE AMAZING
author
and that's why you two are my favorite
ANYWAYS
actually have to go now
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minnie mouse
...well this has been an interesting experience...
also why did the chat actually say "author left the chat hunter & eda style"???
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author
LAST TIME IM INTERACTING W YALL
but it's bc i'm the author so i can do whatever i want and it will work
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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smartie
tbh i think we're going insane
we should go to bed now
minnie mouse
yeahhhh i think we're all a bit delusional...
gn people
10:56 AM
fabulousest person here
wtf happened last night
scorpio the yo-yo
i have no idea
aries learn how to spell
also that was 100% a date
fishy
YOOO WE GOT CONFIRMATION THAT IT WAS A DATE
aquarium
YESSSS WRITE THIS DOWN WRITE THIS DOWNNNN
the little mermaid
SOCRPIO
STOP
THAG WASNT A DTAE
scorpio the yo-yo
you're right it wasn't a "dtae"
it was a date
the little mermaid
I SIAD IT WASNT A DARE
scorpio the yo-yo
yes i know it wasn't a dare
the little mermaid
AKDJISJFJSKSOFJKQOWIFJWJAOEJD
D
A
T
E
scorpio the yo-yo
yeah that's what i'm saying
it's a date
the little mermaid
YUO DDINT TLEL ME THAT YEDTERDAY
scorpio the yo-yo
you didn't think me asking you to get ice cream right after asking you if a kiss would make it better was a date?
the little mermaid
I MEAN IF YKU PUT JT LIEK TBAT THE JT MAKES SEBSE BUT STILLLL
scorpio the yo-yo
what?
"yku"?
"jt"?
"liek"?
"tbat"?
"sebse"?
the little mermaid
STOP MAJING FYN OF ME
scorpio the yo-yo
i'm sorry but making fun of you is funny
and really easy to do tbh
especially after you text something
i failed english too
but my spelling isn't that bad
the little mermaid
THATS BC YOU BAVE AITOCORRECT
scorpio the yo-yo
lmao i don't understand anything you're saying
the little mermaid
I GIFE UP
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aquarium
damn you made your bf so mad he left the chat
scorpio the yo-yo
we're not bfs
i was just teasing him
fishy
sure you were
scorpio the yo-yo
i was
fishy
sureeeeee i definitely believe you
scorpio the yo-yo
...
now i understand why he left
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the little mermaid
hvae i been added bacj ot be apokogized to
scorpio the yo-yo
lmao no
the little mermaid
wowww ok
sagit-hair-ius
OMG YALL
ARIES FINALLY SENT A TEXT THAT DOESNT HAVE ANY SPELLING MISTAKES
THIS IS MONUMENTAL
TAKE SCREENSHOTS
the little mermaid
WTF NO NWO IM DELEITNG IT
sagit-hair-ius
too late <3
(a/n: I SPENT SO FUCKING LONG EDITING THAT LIKE I SENT A TEXT TO MYSELF ON DISCORD SAYING "wowww ok" AND LOOKED THROUGH ALL THE CHATS IM IN TO GIVE ME THE "TODAY AT 11:02 PM" AND TEXTED "THE LITTLE MERMAID" IN BOLD AND EDITED IT IN ANDDDD EDITED IN THE PFP WHICH I HAD TO BLUR SO MUCH BC THE "TEXT" WAS BLURRY SO YALL BETTER FUCKING APPRECIATE IT)
the little mermaid
godadmmit
scorpio the yo-yo
"godadmmit"
sagit-hair-ius
"godadmmit"
fabulousest person here
"godadmmit"
aquarium
"godadmmit"
fishy
"godadmmit"
minnie mouse
ughhhh why're y'all awake so earlyyyyyy
fabulousest person here
it's 11
minnie mouse
still early
sagit-hair-ius
i'm boredddddd
torn
me too
you can come over if you want
sagit-hair-ius
sure :)
fishy
TAURUS AND SAGITTARIUS SITTING IN A TREE
K
I
S
S
I
N
G
FIRST COMES LOVE
THEN COMES MARRIAGE
THEN COMES THE BABY IN THE BABY CARRIAGE
sagit-hair-ius
damn you type really fast
torn
THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING FROM THIS????
sagit-hair-ius
well yeah
she can type really fast and with no spelling errors
aries should take some notes
the little mermaid
HYE
sagit-hair-ius
see what i mean
torn
pisces
you're so immature
fishy
i know
cancy
whatttt is happening
smartie
idk tbh
cancy
i feel like i could text you or sag at any point during the day and y'all would respond in seconds
like you two are awake 24/7
sagit-hair-ius
blame my brain for that
smartie
^^^^^
cancy
i'm not blaming you
even if i was you know your brains are getting blamed if i'm blaming you, right?
smartie
...right...
minnie mouse
AH SHIT I JUST LOST THE GAME
scorpio the yo-yo
MINNIE
fabulousest person here
NOT AGAINNN
the little mermaid
FUCK YOU
smartie
MINNIE YOU FUCKING BITCH
fishy
THATS IT IM LEAVING
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cancy
there is no way i'm being the last one stuck w minnie after she made us lose the game again
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minnie mouse
well ig i'll leave too then
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3:34 PM
gemstone
just woke up
what happened
book
idk tbh
mom
Should we leave?
gemstone
yeah
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