Dream, digging his grave - Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?
Everyone in the harem - *concerned*
Benchtrio + author from the back - can I get one ?
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Author - I know your darkest desires, Your deepest pleasures, your hidden secrets. I'm the demon who'll provide you with all that you desire.
Everyone in the harem - *scared*
Dream - what she means is 'hey, If you want a fanfic of any kind just tell me. I'll make you one .'
The harem - *confused*
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Illumina - where's Author ?
Dream - I'll do you one better, HOW'S author ?
Sapnap, from the window - I'll do YOU one better, WHEN'S author ?
Author, emerging from a plothole - I'll do ALL OF YOU one better, WHY'S AUTHOR ?!
Dream - oh hey, look ! A plothole !
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A puppy - Woof ! Woof !
Dream, absolutely awestruck - Aww ! What a cute little puppy !
*Dream picks it up and hugs it*
??? - woof ! Woof !
*Dream turns around and sees quackity on all fours imitating a dog*
Dream - *genuinely concerned*
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Dream - tommy, what do you have there ?
Tommy - n-nothing big D.
Dream - are you sure ??
Tommy, scared - y-yes ?
Dream - ok !
Everyone present in the room - *confused at the sudden mood change*
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Reader - Drem ! I dare you to kiss the person you love the most !
Dream - *goes near quackity*
Ouackity, blushing - *squeeling silently*
Dream - Quackity...
Ouackity - y-yes Dream ? *Blushing intensely and is excited*
Dream takes a gulp and finally opens his mouth while blushing- can you..
Quackity - c-can I what ?
Dream takes a deep breath and says - can you please move ? I have to get to techno.
Techno spits out his drink.
Reader to author - Did you record it ?
Author - Always~...
Reader - soo... What do we do with him ? *Point to the ground*
Quackity on the ground in a fetal position - *crying*
Author - let's let him suffer.
Dream and techno in the background - *dancing like a couple while kissing*
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Sam - Dream, what do you have there ?
Dream, holding a baby and some coffee- starbucks...
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Set in an au where dream's the god of death and Punz is another god.
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Punz - I can sense that death is coming for me
Author - If my ears are correct, and if your room isn't soundproofed, then I'm pretty sure the opposite happens every night.
Punz - *embarrassed*
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Everyone in a sleepover, but some people share different rooms.
Author - *outside dream's room with a cup pressed against the door and her ear*
George - umm, what are you doing ?
Author - thirst has no curfew~
What author's hearing - dream : oh~ Punz~ s-so good, AhA~ mm~ m-more~
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Author - what do you call a fish without an eye ?
Dream and techno together - Amblyopsidae
Author and author's friend - ...
Author's friend - Fsh...
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Sam - hey dream !
Dream - yeah Sam ?
Sam - do you know why tongues are the strongest muscles in to body ?
Dream - idk dude, why ?
Sam - wanna fight ?
Dream, red faced - ...
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Eret - DREAM ! HELP US ! The egg has the entire SMP ! It has George !
Dream - well, why should I help ? They egg doesn't seem to bother me.
Eret - They have techno, phil and ranboo !
Dream - oh that bitch is going to pay
Eret - playing favourites aye ?
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Sam - uhh author ? What are you doing with Dream ?
Author - Shhh ! Don't worry ! You'll understand in just a minute.
*Author puts dream in a very inappropriate outfit*
Author - now do you understand ?
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Sorry for not posting, I've had writer's bloack for a long time ( as you can see ) and am finally getting back on trying to write in my style again.
Some more time will be taken to upload the next chapter, because I want to make the chapter very special ( and long ). Forgive me for all the time I take.