After watching season 2, I'm adding Gyutaro to the list of love interest. Y'all can't stop me!
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-3rd POV-
"Knock it off!" Tanjiro exclaimed, running towards them.
The masked male looked over to the male, but his stomach was met with a forceful punch, cracking some of his ribs, and was sent back.
"He broke his bones!" Zenitsu exclaimed.
"Even I heard the crack." (Y/n) said, slightly wincing at the sound.
"Aren't you a member of the Demon Slayer Corps? Don't you get why Zenitsu and (Y/n)-chan refuses to draw their swords? It's because it's taboo for us to draw our swords on each other for no reason! But here you are, giving him a one-sided beatdown! Is that fun for you? You're the lowest of the low!" The burgundy haired male said angrily.
The masked male coughed before laughed, "Oh, so that's why? My bad." He said, then lifted his head, "In that case, let's fight barehanded."
The male broke from his angered expression, "No! I don't think you get it at all! First..." He trailed off, as the other male got up and ran towards him, "We're not supposed to fight each other, period!" He said, backing up, before dodging the kick and the punch, "Fighting barehanded doesn't make it all right! Listen to me!"
Tanjiro only dodged every kick and punch, before the masked male climbed over him and spun, then going back down to the ground, holding his upper body with his hands, and kicking, making the male dodge, only a few strands of his hair flying off.
Zenitsu could only stare, 'Look at him! How can he move like that? I mean, Tanjiro just busted some of his ribs.' He thought. After staring at the fight for a bit more, he turned to Shoichi, who wiped the blood with a cloth, "Actually, isn't Tanjiro running a foul of the taboo himself? He did break his bones."
The masked male brought down the burgundy haired male, but they sprung up again.
The white haired girl sighed, "I'm tired of this fight." She mumbled, as she sat down and grabbed her box, "Hope you were a good boy, or else I'll murder you in cold blood." She whispered to the box while grinning.
Sukuna could feel her dark aura which made him slightly shiver, 'This brat is capable of killing that man if she trains more.' He thought.
The girl looked back towards the fight, only to be shocked by the mask male's flexibility, "I think he has more broken bones..." She mumbled.
"Cut it out! Don't do stuff like that! Knock it off when you've got busted bones! It's gonna get worse!" Tanjiro said.
The boar male got up, "Worse? Fine by me!" He said, before running forward, "Nothing can top the pleasure of this moment!" He threw punches.
"You need to think hard about the future!" He said, dodging the punches and kicks, before grabbing the male by the shoulders, "You need to...calm down!" Then head-butted the male.
The blond and white haired girl held their heads.
"That sound! Are your skulls fractured?" Zenitsu said.
"I think one of theirs is." (Y/n) said.
The masked male stumbled back, before his mask fell.
"Huh? A girl? Huh? Your face!" The injured blond exclaimed, shocked.
The girl literally pulled down her dark glasses to see more clearly, "No way..."
"What the hell? You've got a problem with my face or something?" The now mask-less male said, looking at them.
"Yeah. I got a problem with it!" The white haired girl said, walking up to him.
"Hah?!"
She put her hands on the sides of his face and pulled him closer to her, "I'm jealous of this pretty face! What the hell?! This shouldn't be allowed!" She said, moving his head in different directions.
The male only stood there and looked at her eyes, which were mesmerizing and never seen a beautiful color like hers.
"You're one creepy guy, you know that? You've got such a ripped body, but there's a girl's face sitting on top of it." Zenitsu said.
The male snapped out his trance, got out the girl's grip and looked at the blond, "Why the hell are you staring at my face like that?"
He got up and ran, "I-I'm not!" He hid behind Teruko, "I'm not looking at your face!" He said, as the two brothers of the girl only stared at him with a deadpan.
"We don't have a problem with your face!" Tanjiro cut in, "It's quite petite, fair-skinned, and therefore attractive!"
"You're a corpse! Come at me!" The two toned haired male said.
"Not happening! I'm not gonna attack you anymore!"
"Try head-butting me one more time!"
"Nope, I'm done!"
"I said do it! Come on!"
"You sit yourself down! Are you okay?"
"Hey, Big Forehead! Let me tell you my name. It's Hashibira Inosuke! Don't you forget it!"
"What characters do you use to spell that?"
"Spell? Spell...I don't know how to read or write! That name is written on my loincloth-" The male was cut off by the girl, poking his forehead, which made him fall limp, but she caught him.
(Y/n) sighed, "Sorry, I got tired of this arguing." She said.
"Did you kill him?!" Zenitsu said, shocked.
"Eh? No. You should know better since you can hear better than others."
The blond heard his beating heart, "Oh..."
"That's a pretty impressive thing, (Y/n)-chan." The burgundy haired male said, making the girl look at him and smile.
"Thanks, Tanji-chan!" She said, before laying the male down, and took off her haori and folded it, then put it under the male's head to act as a pillow, "Tanji-chan, Zeni-chan, can one of you lend me your haori?"
Tanjiro nodded and took his off, and gave it to the girl, "Here you go, (Y/n)-chan." He said, as he put the male's chipped blades beside him.
"Thank you." She said, and put it over the unconscious male's body.
Then soon the three got to work, with the help of the children.
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The unconscious male soon woke up, before letting out a yell, and jumping up.
"He's awake!" Zenitsu yelled, startled.
"Fight me! Fight me!" The male said, running after the blond, "Hey, you!"
"This is how he is when he wakes up? I hate that more than anything!" He said, then hid behind Teruko.
All of them looked at the male with dotted eyes.
The two toned haired male pointed at them, "What the hell are you guys doing?"
"It's a burial." (Y/n) said, but it confused the male, since he let out a confused noise.
"You help out, too, Inosuke. There are still people who were killed inside the house." Tanjiro said, pointing at the house.
"What's the point of burying the corpses of creatures? I'm not doing that! I'm not helping out! Forget that! Fight me!"
'Man, he really is a loon. What does he mean, what's the point?' The blond thought, as he had Teruko in his arms, who kept staring with dotted eyes.
"I see. You can't do it because your wounds are hurting you." The burgundy haired male said, not understanding the aura, as the male had a tick mark on his cheek.
'Tanji-chan...sweetie...no...' The white haired girl, who has her shades back on, thought, facepalming.
'Those two are beyond help! They're both crazy!'
"No, that's okay. After all, we all have different pain threshold. Moving everyone who died outside that house, then burying them by covering them with dirt is a lot of work. Zenitsu, (Y/n)-chan and these kids and I will do our best, so don't worry!"
'He's so off.' Kiyoshi thought.
'He's so off.' Shoichi thought.
"You should get some rest, Inosuke." Tanjiro said, which made Inosuke have more vessels popping out, "Sorry to ask too much of you!"
The male let out a yell, "Don't underestimate me, dammit! I'll bury a hundred, no, two hundred of your corpses! Just watch! I'm going to bury more than anyone of you!"
'Well...that got him going.' The white haired girl thought, before smirking, 'I'm gonna have fun teasing him.'
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Tanjiro, Zenitsu, (Y/n), Kiyoshi, Teruko and Shoichi prayed for the ones that lost their lives in the house. Before...
Inosuke let out a yell as he ran and head-butted the tree.
"What is that person doing?" The small girl said, looking.
"Better not look." Her older brother said.
"Yeah." The other brother said, nodding.
The masked male continued to head-butt the tree.
The silence was then broken by the familiar caws of crows, which made the three praying slayers look, and the blond got scared.
"Descend the mountain! Descend the mountain!"
"That crow is talking!" Shoichi said.
"Just don't thing anymore." Kiyoshi said.
"Okay." Teruko said.
"All right, follow us! Follow yours truly!" The crow said, as the other one just flew around.
Inosuke looked at the rest, seeing them walking, "Hey! Where are you going?"
"We're descending the mountain." The white haired girl said, stating the obvious.
"We're not done with our battle yet!"
"You're tired, aren't you? Come on, we're heading down." Tanjiro said.
"I'm not tired!" He exclaimed, before running forward, "Let's fight!"
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"I won't have it! I won't have it! I won't have it! You can't go, Shoichi! You're powerful, Shoichi! Shoichi is the one who's gonna protect me!" Zenitsu cried out as he hugged the kid, and shaking him.
(Y/n) sighed and poked the blond's forehead, making him go limp, "I'm so sorry about him, Shoichi-chan." She said.
"It's okay, (Y/n)-nee." Shoichi said, smiling at the girl, who just pat his head.
The crow cawed and flew to Kiyoshi, "Hold out your hands!" They said, which made the kid do as said, and he crow spat out something, making the kid let out a noise, "That will ward off demons. You with marechi, keep that on your person!"
"It smells like wisteria." Tanjiro said.
"Wisteria?" Kiyoshi said, looking at him.
"It's a flower that demons can't abide. You should hold onto that."
"Demon repellent! Demon repellent!" The crow said.
Inosuke only continued to head-butt trees.
After a bit, the kids were ready to head back home.
"We're truly grateful! We can get home on our own." The eldest kid said, as the sister bowed.
"Take care, now!" Tanjiro said, waving.
"Have a safe trip!" (Y/n) said, smiling, carrying an unconscious blond.
Then out of nowhere the masked male head-butted the tree.
"Now then, follow us!" The soft speaking crow said, as they then flew.
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"Fight me! I swear I'm gonna find a weak point and bring you both down, losers!" Inosuke said, pointing at Tanjiro and (Y/n).
"Our names are not "loser"! It's Kamado Tanjiro! And she's Gojo (Y/n)!"
"Kamaboko Gonpachiro! Gono (W/n)! I'm gonna bring you both down!"
(Y/n) could only laugh at their interactions as she carried the blond on her back, and was carrying the Sukuna's box at her front.
"Who the hell are you talking about?"
"That would be you two!"
"No, those are other people!"
Suddenly, Zenitsu woke up and let out a loud yell, startling all four, "Can you talk any louder?"
"I think you broke my eardrums..." The girl mumbled.
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"A wisteria family crest..."
"Rest time! Rest time! Since you've sustained injuries, you're to rest until you're fully recovered!" Tanjiro's crow said.
"You sure it's okay to rest? I just fought a demon while injured, you know." The burgundy haired male said.
"Ke-ke-ke."
""Ke-ke-ke"?"
"Let's eat this thing." Inosuke said, tugging on the crow's tail.
"What?" The crow said, spooked.
"(Y/n)-sama! You have the choice of staying to rest or go on another mission to help another slayer tomorrow morning." (Y/n)'s crow said, but more softly, as they sat on the girl's shoulder.
The girl smiled, "I will go on the mission tomorrow, but for now I will rest easy with them."
Her crow nodded, and rubbed their head against her cheek.
The door then opened, revealing an elder woman.
"Yes?"
"Sorry to bother you so late at night!" The burgundy haired male said.
"A monster! It's a monster!" Zenitsu exclaimed, frightened, which made Tanjiro turn to him with an angry expression.
"Hey you!"
(Y/n) smiled, "Ohayo, Obaa-san!" She said, waving.
"Who the hell are you?" Inosuke said, walking up to the elder.
She bowed, "I see you're a demon hunter."
The male poked her hair, "You look pretty weak!"
"Hey!" The burgundy haired male exclaimed.
The female slayer slapped the masked male's hand, "Don't be rude."
"Come in." The older woman said, letting them in.
As they walked, the blond male couldn't help but be creeped out.
"That old lady sure walks fast!"
"This is where you'll be staying."
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They opened the door, only to see four sets of nightwear for them to put as the elderly woman was near.
"A change of clothes."
The four went to change, and when they opened the door again, there were four trays of food.
"And here is your meal."
"She has to be a monster, Tanjiro! That old lady's a monster! She's so quick, it's eerie! She's a monster! A monster hag-" Zenitsu said, before behind hit on the head by the male and (Y/n).
Soon, the four got to eating, but Inosuke was grabbing everything with his hands, making a mess.
"Use your chopsticks." The blond said.
The male grabbed from Tanjiro's plate, surprising the two males, as (Y/n) ate calmly since she had her barrier up so no one can take her food.
Inosuke kept eating, and letting out a grin with a chuckle, trying to get the burgundy haired male to fight him.
Tanjiro, being the kind hearted sweetheart, grabbed a bowl and gave it to him with a smile, "If you're that hungry, you can have this, too." He said, which only made the male angry, "Here."
"No!"
'He's totally forgotten about the boxes! Gimme a break, you thug! Moron! Eyelashes!' Zenitsu thought with an angry expression, before being snapped out of it when he noticed the girl pouting, "Something wrong, (Y/n)-chan?"
The said girl looked at him and nodded, "Yeah. I'm still kind of hungry. I'll ask Obaa-san for some more." She said, about to get up but the blond pushed some of his food towards her.
"Here. You can have it."
"Eh? I don't want you starving later, Zenitsu-chan."
"It's all right." He said, smirking to himself, "After all, what kind of man am I if I let a woman go without food."
The girl grinned, "All right! Though do take some if you do still feel hungry, Zenitsu-chan." She said.
Zenitsu couldn't help but have a flowery aura around him, "Hai, (Y/n)-chan~"
Tanjiro couldn't help but frown slightly at the sight, but shook it off since the blond was just being nice to her.
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There were four futons on the floor and the elderly woman looked at them.
"Your bedding."
"There she is! The monster hag-" The blond was cut off again by being hit.
Inosuke jumped towards the first futon and laid down on it, "First come, first served! I'm taking this one!" He said.
"That's fine. Sleep wherever you want." Tanjiro said, which made the male mad, and he looked at the two, "Where do you want to sleep, Zenitsu? (Y/n)-chan?"
The mask-less male let out a tell, and threw the pillow at the blond, making him tumble back.
"I guess I'll sleep next to Inosuke." The girl said, sitting on the futon, 'Since I can protect myself from him with my barrier...' She thought.
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"Here is the doctor." The older woman said, with a doctor standing next to her.
"Hello." He said, before getting to work and checking up on them, "Yes. Severe!" But looked at the girl, "Good!"
(Y/n) smiled.
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The four laid in their futons.
"Who would've guessed that three of us had broken ribs?" Zenitsu said.
Zenitsu- 2 ribs
Tanjiro- 3 ribs
Inosuke- 4 ribs
Inosuke moved his bangs, revealing a large bump, "This knot hurts more than my ribs."
"Sorry." Tanjiro said, apologizing.
"Hey, you'd better apologize. It really hurt, you know. Getting pounded to a pulp like that. Say you're sorry." The blond said.
"I'll pass." The two toned haired male said.
"Say you're sorry!"
"I'll pass!"
"Just say you're sorry!" The burgundy haired male cut in.
"If you're gonna be like that, we're not eating with you anymore." Zenitsu said.
"What's up with that?" Inosuke said, turning his head.
"Meals always taste better when you eat together, you know"
"He's right about that." Tanjiro said.
(Y/n) looked around, seeing how there were other slayers in the wisteria home, 'No one seems familiar...' She thought.
"Did you guys hurt your heads or something?" The two tones haired male said with a deadpanned look.
"Who are you to talk?" Zenitsu said.
"Is there something I can help you with?" The older woman said, behind the door.
The blond sat up, "Monster!"
"Hey!/Oi!" Tanjiro and (Y/n) exclaimed.
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"According to the crow, this house with the wisteria family crest belongs to a family that was once rescued by demon hunters. That's why they take care of people for free if they're demon hunters. That's what I was told, but I never thought they'd show us this much hospitality." The burgundy haired male explained.
"Just how great is the Demon Slayers Corps?" Inosuke said, having his hands behind his head.
"Now that you mention it, Inosuke, why did you join the Corps?" He asked, which made the male let out a noise, "You had some kind of reason, didn't you?"
"A member of the Demon Slayer Corps barged in on me on my mountain, so we competed to see who was stronger, and I seized his sword."
The three could only stare at him.
'What an unfortunate soul.' Zenitsu thought, feeling bad for the slayer.
"And then, I heard there was something called "Final Selection," and the fact that demons do exist."
"So that's why you joined the Demon Slayer Corps? And hey, so you and I grew up in the mountains, huh?" Tanjiro said.
"Don't lump me in with you! I don't have any parents or siblings! Testing my strength against other living creatures is my only pleasure!" He said, putting his boar mask.
"Is that right? Is that right?" The male said, nodding his head as he had beads of tears on his eyes.
It was quiet before Zenitsu sat up.
"Tanjiro, (Y/n)-chan, no one else is asking, so I'm gonna ask myself. Why are you both traveling with demons?" He said, turning to the two.
Tanjiro sat up, with a smile, "Zenitsu...You knew about that and still protected the boxes, huh?"
(Y/n) nodded and smiled, "You really are a great guy, Zenitsu-chan! Thanks!"
The said blond blushed, "You..." He trailed off, before rolling around in his futon while hugging his pillow, "You really shouldn't heap so much praise on me!"
"I've got a keen sense of smell. I knew it from the start. How kind you are, Zenitsu...and how strong..." The burgundy haired male said.
"No, I'm not strong. Don't give me that. I haven't forgiven you, (Y/n)-chan, for stopping me from bringing Shoichi along." The blond said, which made the two stare at him.
Soon, one of the boxes rattled.
The male jumped up startled, "It's trying to come out! It's trying to come out!"
"It's all right." The male reasured.
"How can it be all right? Huh? Huh?"
"Shush! It's the middle of the night, Zenitsu!"
Inosuke who was just listening, stayed silent, 'Why won't he take the bait? Even when I stole his food...Come to think of it, why did he get mad a couple of times?' He thought, before letting his arms at the sides, 'I forgot.'
The door of the box then opened, making Zenitsu let out a yell.
"Oh my gosh! It's not even locked?"
Tanjiro and (Y/n) tried to quiet him down.
"P-P-Protect me! Someone please protect me! Even you'll do, Inosuke!" He said, running.
"Stay away from me!" The masked male said, before kicking the male, making him fall towards the box, which opened more.
A small hand came out, making the blond run.
"It's out!" He ran towards the closet and opened it, "I gotta hide! I'm so scared!"
Nezuko revealed herself.
"Nezuko!" Tanjiro said, smiling.
"Nezuko-chan!" (Y/n) happily said.
The said girl grew to her normal size.
Zenitsu, who froze, could only blink, before being shocked.
Inosuke only stared before stretching, "That's too much thinking." He said, before letting out a loud snore.
"Zenitsu...Nezuko's my-"
"Tanjiro..." The blond started, making the male look, seeing he had a yellow aura around him and had his head down, hiding face, "Listen to me."
"Z-Zenitsu?"
Small sparks of electricity flew off, "Listen to me. Just who do you think you are? So, you've been traveling with two cute girls? With two girls this cute in tow, day after day, you've been traveling, and you've been on cloud nine the whole time, huh?"
"Zenitsu, it's not like-"
On the other hand, (Y/n) was with Nezuko, patting her head and giving her compliments.
"Give me back all the blood I shed! I...Listen, I...I didn't give it my all just so you could spend time in la-la land, making out with a girl! That's not why I got pummeled and kicked by that weird wild boar, right?"
"Zenitsu, calm down! What's gotten into you all of a sudden?"
"Demon Slayer Corps is not something you'd join for fun! Guys like you gotta be purged! Immediately!"
Tanjiro could only wave his hands in front of him, while staring at him with dotted eyes, trying words to say to him.
Suddenly, the blond had his blade in his hands, "Come to think of it, there's also the crime of thwarting my marriage and sending Shoichi home." He unsheathed the blade, "Purge immediately! Don't ever underestimate the Corps! A guy like you! A guy like you!" He exclaimed, using the blade.
Inosuke kept sleeping through the chaos that was happening, while the two girls were watching.
"Zenitsu, cut it out!"
"Mock the Demon Slayer Corps...and you'll get sent to hell! You shall feel my wrath!"