GARAGE
The second clown approaches Sam, clapping its hands once.
"Aah! Ha!" Clown Says
Sam punches the second clown, then does a backwards kick at the first clown.
"If it bleeds, you can kill it." Sam Says
Sam points his gun at the second clown as it laughs. He shoots the clown twice, sending glitter flying. The clown appears uninjured. Both clowns laugh. The second clown knocks the gun out of Sam's hand and punches him three times, sending Sam reeling towards the first clown. The first clown pushes him at the second clown, which catches Sam and holds him for the first clown to headbutt. Both clowns laugh maniacally.
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PARK
Dean, wearing his FBI suit, examines the hole made in the fence by the unicorn's horn. An ambulance and a CSI officer are at the scene, and police siren wails. Timestamp: 36:36:08 Earlier
"Huh...Hey. Um... Okay, so, the horse I get. The hoofprints, the jumping over the fence. But, uh, what ran him through?" Dean Says
"Best thing I could tell you is something big." Officer Says
"So, what, like a lance?" Dean Asks
The Police Officer shrugs. The deceased man's body, covered with a sheet, is rolled towards the ambulance on a stretcher. A woman is standing next to the ambulance.
"It's sad. Lady's got to pull her friggin' 8-year-old out of school and tell him his dad's dead." Police Officer Says
"Excuse me." He walks towards the woman, who is being escorted away by another officer, and holds up his FBI badge. "Excuse me, ma'am? Agent Jones, FBI." Dean Says
"I'm sorry. I – I really need to go." She Says
"Okay. Uh, just one quick question, if you don't mind. Um, was yesterday your son's birthday?" Dean Asks
"Billy's birthday? No. Why would you ask that?" She Says
"Nothing. Never mind." Dean Says
"Oh. But... his father did take him to a friend's birthday party yesterday." She Says
MOTEL ROOM
Sam's phone rings, He walks over as he answers it.
"Hey." Sam Says
"Hey. You remember a chain called Plucky Pennywhistle's?" Dean Says
"No." Sam Says
"Really? Could have swore you loved those places." Dean Says
"No, dude, I hated them uh, you would dump me and go trolling for chicks." Sam Says
"It's not like I left you in jail. I mean, those places are supposed to be fun." Dean Says
"Fun? Uh, they're lame. And they smell like puke. And the ice cream is all grainy." Sam Says
"All right, don't have one of your episodes, okay?
I'm just saying I hit a dead end with this whole wishes-gone-wild thing, but both kids were at Plucky's day of. Look, why don't you and Elena check out the local Plucky's...and ask about this Billy kid?" Dean Says
"Look, man, w-why don't I just... why don't we just wait for you to get back?" Sam Says
"No can do, Hermano. I'm on my way to talk to little Billy." Dean Says
"Why – why – why don't I talk to Billy right now?" Sam Says
"Wait, wait, wait. This isn't about your, uh, your clown thing, is it?" Dean Says
"What?! No!" Sam Says
"Sammy?" Dean Says
"No." Sam Says
"Yeah, what in the world did they do to you.
All right, you know what? Never mind. Just know that 99.99%..of all clowns can't hurt you.
Okay? And if it bleeds you can kill it." Dean Says
shaking his head and hangs up.
"If it bleeds, you can kill it." Sam Says
PLUCKY PENNYWHISTLE'S MAGICAL MENAGERIE
A sign on the awning of the building reads "Where all your dreams are good!" Sam and Elena is sitting in the Jeep.
"Sammy." Elena Says
"Yeah." Sam Says
"Are you sure you want to go in?, because if you don't I can and you can stay in the car." Elena Says
"No No Lena I'll be fine." Sam Says
"Okay..Look you can do this, those clowns in there can't hurt you there so come on Sammy let's go." Elena Says
Elena gets out the Jeep, Sam takes a huge breathe.
"I'm too old for this."
Sam and Elena enters a recorded message says "Welcome to Plucky Pennywhistle's! Have fun!" Sam flinches at a large picture of a clown on a wall and exhales sharply. They walk over to the ticket counter, which is manned by a staff member, Howard. He passes a mechanical clown that laughs and says "Welcome to Plucky Pennywhistle's!" as its jaw moves. Sam eyes it several times.
"Welcome to Plucky's, where all your dreams are good." Howard Says
"Could you just, uh, maybe..." He and Elena holds up their FBI badge. " just get the manager for us." Sam Says
Howard nods and walks off. Sam and Elena walks further into the room, past the mechanical clown and a clown-shaped sign that says "You must be This Tall to play here." He appears very uncomfortable. He looks up at a large clown head mounted on a pillar and blinks. A person in a lion costume poses for a photograph. A young woman employee crouches down next to a young boy who is seated at a child-sized table.
"I just need you to stay sane for three more hours. Okay? Here. Finish your homework." She Says
The Woman walks away, Her name tag reads Libby.
"Like I can concentrate in here." He Says
Libby pauses, but doesn't turn around. Elena looks at a wall hung with paper placemats that say "Draw your worst fear... Plucky will make your fear disappear." The drawings include a shark and various monsters. A name tag on the wall says "Kelly Harper."
"Real beauties, huh? We rotate them out once a week. Kids love having their art on the wall." She Says
"Draw your worst fear"?" Elena Says
The Manager name tag reads Jean. "I know. But we don't post the truly evil stuff – just the standard crap like sharks and ghosts." She holds out a hand to Sam and Elena. "Jean Holiday, shift manager." They shake hands.
"Tyler and Johnson FBI. So tell me – why even ask the kids to draw creepy stuff to begin with?" Elena Asks
"It's just an exercise... some pop psychologist came up with. Plus, the owner's obsessed with "aiding children's development." So, the place mat is a safe way to get kids to talk about their fears. You know, we get them to sketch it in a little box, and – voila! – Plucky magically transforms it into rainbows and candy. Personally, I think it's a load of hooey, but they say that if these fears run wild, then it affects kids long into their adulthood." Jean Says
A laughing clown walks between Jean, Elena and Sam and gets very close to Sam's face as he leans back.
"Yeah, I've – I've – I've heard that. Um... so, I – I don't know if you'll remember, but there was a – a kid in here yesterday named Billy Pogue for a party?" Sam Says
"Oh, the conniption kid." Jean Says
"Conniption? He – he had –" Sam Says
"No, no, no, not him. He was fine. It was his dad. He pulls the kid away before cake and presents, and I guess the kid asked to stay for another five minutes. The dad pulls a full-frontal douchebag, starts screaming. Just embarrassed for the kid." Jean Says
Sam makes a call on his phone, as he is waiting for it to be answered, a Janitor whistles to attract his attention.
"Hey...Hey." He Says
The Janitor looks around to see who is watching. Sam pushes a button to end the call and walks over to the Janitor.
"You a cop?" He Says
"Uh, yeah. I'm a Fed." Sam Says
"Uh, what are you investigating?" He Asks
"Couple of crazy deaths. Why, is there something you want to share?" Sam Says
"Look – not now. Too many eyes come back after closing." He Says
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MOTEL ROOM
Dean is taking food in paper boxes out of a bag, The boxes have chopsticks attached and Elena enters.
"Hey. So,— Oh Hey." Dean Says
"Hi." Elena Says
"Where's Sam?" Dean Asks
"He decided to check out the place some more, I decided to come back." Elena Says
"Oh...I Uh bought Chinese if your hungry, I got your favorite Chicken Lo Mein with vegetables." Dean Says
"Thanks." Elena Says
Elena takes one of the boxes and chopsticks, They look at each other in silence, Dean sighs.
"So how ya been lately?" Dean Asks
"I've been alright, trying to get my mind off a lot of things lately." Elena Says
"Hmm like what?" Dean Asks
"Oh you know, Dick Roman, My Dad and you having sex with an Amazon." Elena Says
Dean pauses and looks at her." I Uh-"
"Oh and you had a baby, so I see you've been busy." Elena Says
"How did you find out?" Dean Asks
"Corinna told me, well I forced it out of her." Elena Says
"Elena Look I didn't know she was an Amazon." Dean Says
"Well I don't care that she was that's not the point." Elena Says
"Then what is the point, because I didn't do anything wrong." Dean Says
"Are you being serious right now?" Elena Says
"Elena what is the problem?" Dean Asks
"This is the problem okay, Look I get it the last time we saw each other was the night that we broke up and I'm still hurting from that. But four weeks we've been broken up for four weeks and you already slept with someone." Elena Says
"I'm Sorry I was single, plus you broke up with me I'm not the one that ended things remember." Dean Says
"Yes because I was mad and I almost killed myself, I didn't break up with you because I wasn't in love anymore, I did it because that's what I needed and I'm sorry for being selfish but it's the truth. Look I'm not saying not to sleep with anyone....you can sleep with anyone you'd like I..I just..I wasn't expecting you to move on so soon that's all." Elena Says
Dean and Elena looks at each other, before he can say anything the door opens and it's Sam.
"Hey." He looks between them." Am I interrupting something?" Sam Says
Elena looks down, Dean sighs. "No..So what's the lowdown with trauma town?
Sam makes a face and Dean smiles a little.
"I can tell you this much. Neither vic was up for parent of the year. Kelly's dad skipped her birthday, and Billy's dad pulled one of those Dick Parent scenes that makes everyone cringe." Sam Says
He puts some of the placemats from Plucky Pennywhistle's down in front of Dean, Elena walks over and looks.
"What the hell are these?" Dean Asks
"Kid therapy. Um, you draw your worst nightmare – poof! – Plucky fixes it. Um, they hang them up on this big wall." Sam Says
"Well, can't argue with this. Leprechauns are deadly." Sam Snorts "Okay, so, Kelly draws a monster, and then that goes after her father? That's what we're saying?" Dean Says
"Well, here's the thing they label those. And guess which two were missing. Well, name tag was there – no place mat." Elena Says
"Little Miss Octovamp." Dean Says
"Yeah and... Billy. So... somehow, whatever he drew came to life and killed his dad, riding a horse." Sam Says
Elena sits on the bed and eats her food, Sam pokes at his food with chopsticks.
"Close, but no Seabiscuit. See, I went and had a little chat with Billy. And he drew me this." Dean Says
Dean unfolds a piece of paper on which is drawn a unicorn with a rainbow-colored tail. A person is impaled on the unicorn's horn.
"Wait. So now unicorns are evil?" Sam Says
"Yeah. Obviously." Dean Says
"Great. Well, now the question is, how did a unicorn come off a sketch and kill Billy's dad? How's any of this happening?" Sam Says
Elena rubs her forehead as Dean rubs his chopsticks together and prepares to eat.
PLUCKY PENNYWHISTLE'S MAGICAL MENAGERIE
Jean is counting money behind the ticket counter. The Janitor walks past carrying a backpack.
"Well, that's it for me. Guess I'll head out." He Says
"Uh, one more thing. Some kid puked in the ball pit. It's gonna need a full sanitization. Do that, and then you can clock out." Jean Says
The Janitor is knee-deep in balls in the ball pit, using a large suction tube to suck up the balls. Something appears to be moving under the balls behind him.
"Aah! Aah."
The Janitor reaches a hand down to one leg. When he takes his hand away, it is covered with blood. He looks around the ball pit. Something grabs him from behind and pulls him down as he yells. He gets back to his feet. Something moves under the balls in front of him. He flails for the side of the pit, but is dragged back. He tries again to get out and is dragged under the balls. All is still for a few moments, then the janitor reappears. He looks frantically in all directions, then is pulled under the balls again. A moment later, blood splashes against the glass wall of the ball pit.