3rd pov:
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"This script is stupid." Kazuha said straight out as he threw away the script.
*dramatic author gasp*
*Y/n evil giggling in the background*
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"Xiao it's just a kiss..." author said as she watched Xiao and Y/n stand next to the tree, going to have their first kiss scene. Xiao was nervous.
Xiao's face reddened. "Shut up..." he mumbled.
"JUST DO IT!" Author and Y/n yelled at Xiao in sync.
*chibi Xiao crying because he was yelled at by the love of his life*
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*Xiao grabs the author before she can escape*
"WHY IS MY CHARACTER GIVING YANDERE VIBES, AUTHOR?!" Xiao yelled.
*sad author noises* "it's for the story..."
*kinky Y/n watching the scene unfold while dreaming about yandere xiao* *nosebleed*
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"Why do we have to walk so much?" A tired Zhongli asked, he was tired of walking all the time in his scenes.
Y/n couldn't hold back, "you want a walking cane or sum?"
Yae Miko did an evil chuckle in the background. "It's giving old man vibes..."
Ei stood next to her, "suits perfectly doesen't it?"
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Y/n twirled around in her new hanfu, ready to do the spicy scene with Xiao.
Xiao stood nervously and waited for the author to give them their scripts. He started imagining things... things he shouldn't be...
*BONK*
Author hit him in the head with the script she had rolled together.
"Horny jail." She said.
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Y/n now wore her kimono.
Ayaka, Thoma, Kazuha, Beidou, Kokomi, Gorou and Author all had a nosebleed and red face.
"She's so fine..." they all whispered to eachother.
*proud Y/n standing there, obviously able to hear everything, doing a hot lip bite*
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Xiao read the script he had received.
His face showed pure shock.
"You're killing off Y/n?!" He asked.
*Y/n's eyes sparkled*
"Yes <3" Author answered.
"Isn't that a little too much-" Xiao was about to comment but Y/n covered his mouth.
"Shush let me have my dramatic death you little-"
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"This isn't fun anymore!" Gorou yelled.
Y/n and Author was patting his head continuously. "He's so fluffy..." they both whispered.
Gorou's face showed annoyance.
Yae Miko held Author's phone and recorded the whole thing. "I'm never letting him forget this."
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Xiao held Kazuha by the collar of his clothes.
"H-hey it was just for a scene alright?" Kazuha said nervously.
They just finished the Kazuha kiss scene and Xiao was not happy.
Xiao turned to Author with a killer look.
"YOU-"
*author is already running*
"I DID IT FOR THE DRAMA FOR GODS SAKE!" Author yelled as Xiao was chasing her, angry because Author made Xiao watch as Kazuha kissed Y/n.
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Xiao held Y/n tightly, not letting her go.
"Xiao. Let go." Author said.
Y/n didn't really do anything, she was fine with being in his arms anyways.
"Xiao." Author warned.
"No." Xiao answered, sending a glare to the Author.
"Xiao... let go of Y/n. She has to go to Inazuma now for the next chapters." Author argued.
"No. Change the script." Xiao argued back.
*Y/n simping noises*
Aether stepped forward towards Xiao and Y/n, "Xiao maybe you should listen to Author-"
"Shut up Aether."
"Okay."
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"You put poison in them?" Y/n asked.
Ningguang nodded as she held the finger guards.
"It's for self protection." Ningguang said.
"Ooh..." Y/n said in a fascinated tone.
"Can we try?"
"What?"
"Nothing."
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Y/n and Author walks through Liyue,
They spot Zhongli and Childe,
Ningguang and Beidou,
Xingqiu and Chingyun.
They both sigh and say in sync, "why is everyone so gay?"
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"Y/n! Get ready we're going to perform the next scene!" Author called for Y/n.
Y/n answered simply, with the Authors phone in her hands, "one moment I'm doing my dailies."
"Y/n wtf-"
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Y/n and Authors walks through Inazuma,
They see Yae Miko and Raiden Ei,
Thoma and Ayato,
Kazuha and Tomo.
They sigh again, and say in sync again, "why is everyone gay-"
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Author grabs Y/n and Yae Miko. Author gets down on one knee.
"One of you, please, hand in marriage"
*pulls out a ring made out of primogems*
Yae Miko grabs her sister hand and pulls her away from the weird fan girl.
*Author falls to the ground and sobs*
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Scaramouche and Author fist fighting.
"HOW CAN YOU SAY MY SCRIPT IS TRASH?!" Author yells at Scaramouche.
"SPILLING FACTS BITCH" Scaramouche yelled back.
"Stfu bowl cut."
Y/n, Xiao, Kazuha, Beidou, Ningguang and Zhongli all gasped. "Oh she went there..." they whispered.
*Raiden Ei and Yae Miko appears*
"Don't talk to our son like that-"
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*Ningguang, Ganyu, Keqing and Y/n all having a night out in their hanfu's*
"THE AUTHOR HAS FAINTED!" Beidou yelled.
"SHE HAS A NOSEBLEED, SOMEONE GET A TISSUE!" Kazuha yelled as well.
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*Kazuha and Xiao arguing again*
Author leans towards Y/n's ear, "And that's on friendless behavior."
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"XIAO LET GO OF Y/N!" Author scolds Xiao again.
This time he snatched her away and took her to the roof of the jade chamber.
"XIAO SHE HAS TO ACT OUT THE SCENE WITH KAZUHA!!!" Paimon yelled at Xiao as well.
"NO WAY IN HELL!!" Xiao yelled back.
*y/n simping noises*
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Xiao kidnapped Y/n again.
This time she was taken to the top mountain at Guyun Stone Forest.
"XIAO!!! GIVE THE MAIN CHARACTER BACK!!" Author yells at him.
"GO AWAY!!" Xiao yells back.
Author looks towards Paimon and Aether, "how do we handle a yandere Xiao?" She asks them.
Both of them shrugged.
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I had to make this✋