ATITTIES
me
y'all believe in aliens or
no
yeosang
yes 100%
san
what
yunho
it's literally seven o'clock
in the morning wtf
mingi
there's no way it's just
us in this 'endless'
abyss of nothingness like
there's gotta be another
kind of society SOMEwhere
seonghwa
i'd rather not but sometimes
i do
seonghwa
why're you asking tho
me
mingi and i were talking
about it last night and
we agree that there is one
hundred percent other forms
of life out there they're
just too far for us to ever
meet them
mingi
at least in this lifetime
mingi
maybe someone in
the far future will find
them
jongho
are you stupid aliens
do not exist
yunho
you believe good people
see candy floating around
so what's your theory
behind that huh
san
yh at least their thing makes
some kind of sense
yeosang
and you don't have to
be high off your ass to
believe it
jongho
i don't actually believe
that it was just a joke
jongho
besides y'all just hating
coz i can see the candy
and you can't which
makes you bad fkn people
wooyoung
no that makes you high
and us sober
hongjoong
i absolutely have no
doubt that aliens exist
mingi
we have another theory
yunho
wait let me prepare myself
san
it's been five minutes are
you done i wanna hear
what they have to say
yunho
oh yh i'm ready lol
mingi
okay so our other theory
is that there's other
humans exactly like us
living in other galaxies
who breathe oxygen and
need the same things we
do to survive
me
they may be more or
less advanced than us
but they're exactly the
same as us and they too
are wondering wether
or not they're the only
ones in the entire
universe
mingi
they walk on two legs they
have lungs and ears and
eyes and stomachs all
the same as ours
me
and they feed on their
livestock and plants
the same way we do
mingi
they might look a little
different or talk weirdly
or have weird rituals or
gadgets but they definitely
exist
me
and they are also 100%
genetically identical
to humans
mingi
but they live in other
galaxies
me
it's also possible that each
galaxy may have an
intelligent civilisation
that perfectly matches ours
on earth
mingi
but every galaxy has at
least one
wooyoung
holy shit why do you
make sense
yunho
i'm wondering the same
thing
yunho
kinda thought you were
gonna have some theory
about a planet that's
completely run by cows
or smth
mingi
we did have a theory like
that but we decided not
to talk about it because it
does seem a little stupid
me
a little??
mingi
a lot
san
i don't like that your
dumb theories are making
sense
yeosang
i already believed in
aliens but like you guys
are so right what if there
is a civilisation exactly
like ours somewhere
me
i also have a theory that
if you flew off the earth and
just went straight out into
space that eventually you'd
reach some sort of parallel
universe or you'd end up
right back where you started
me
simply because i hate
the idea of the universe
being completely endless
and never ever ever
repeating itself
yeosang
i'm loving everything i'm
reading
yeosang
actually i'm part of a
club so do you mind if
i use any of these theories
at our next meeting
mingi
go ahead dude
jongho
this is so stupid aliens
are not real there is no
way
jongho
there are no parallel
universes or space being
a sphere
jongho
none of that is true end
of discussion
wooyoung
jongho is one of them
yeosang
jongho is an alien it's
been confirmed
san
mhm i agree
seonghwa
ily jongho but you're a
weirdo it's the only
explanation
jongho
WTF
me
hey woah we didn't come
sharing our ideas for you
to start bullying jongho
me
jongho ily even if you're
a bit different i don't think
you're an alien
yunho
he's more than a bit
weird tho
jongho
guys you're lowkey starting
to hurt my feelings
san
aliens don't have feelings
yeosang
but if he's from a parallel
universe he would have
feelings
wooyoung
and you never know
aliens might have feelings
me
yh he's not a ranga
san
WHY ARE YOU
GANGING UP ON ME
NOW WTF
me
you said something
stupid and you will pay
the price
mingi
fax jongho has feelings
alien or not
jongho
i'm not an alien because
they don't exist
wooyoung
THEN HOW DO YOU
EXPLAIN YOUR
EXISTENCE THERES
NO WAY YOU JUST
LIVE THE WAY YOU
DO
jongho
WELL THERE IS BECAUSE
I DO
me
mingi i get the feeling
our theories have
sincerely fucked this
group over once and
for all there will be no
going back to what we
once were
yunho
and what exactly were
we
mingi
homies
me
bros
mingi
besties
me
bffs
mingi
soulmates
me
bitches
wooyoung
no you'll always be
my bitch
me
<33
mingi
ew
me
this one goes out to
song mingi
me
<<3333
mingi
<<33
yunho
ew don't flirt with each
other
me
suck my dIck little man
hongjoong
tf did do
me
that was clearly directed
at yunho
hongjoong
you said little man
yunho
she was talking to me
don't worry hyung
hongjoong
yuna i honestly believe
that every time i talk to
you i understand you
less
me
thanks girlie xx
mingi
anyways jongho isn't
an alien don't ever say
that shit again and aliens
exist don't ever say
they don't
jongho
but... they don't
yeosang
really coz aba will tell
you otherwise
san
sorry but wtf does
mamma mia have to
do with aliens
yeosang
not abba aba
yeosang
Alien Believers Association
me
omg is that your club
yeosang
yes make fun of it all
you want but i love
that club
me
omg i follow y'all on
instagram i love you
guys
mingi
oh you were showing
me their page last night
me
YEAH
mingi
OMG I SPENT LIKE
TWO HOURS THIS
MORNING GOING
THROUGH THE WHOLE
PAGE
me
BRO SAME
yeosang
omg i have fans
san
atiny does still exist fyi
yeosang
i mean like my club has
fans
yunho
we're like a club
yeosang
really where's our club
house yunho
yunho
the studio?
yeosang
wrong. other people use
that space. do we have
a uniform? a book?
do we even have a 24 hr
radio show?
yunho
no
san
y'all have a book
wooyoung
FUCK THE BOOK THEY
HAVE A 24 HR RADIO
SHOW I NEED THIS IN
MY LIFE IMMEDIATELY
me
OMG I LOVE YOUR
RADIO SHOW
mingi
YOU NEVER TOLD ME
ABOUT THE RADIO
SHOW
seonghwa
tbh i kinda wanna hear
it now
hongjoong
i've heard it and it's the
best thing ever
jongho
i still believe it's a bunch
of bs but you have
your own beliefs hyung
and i'm not gonna
judge them
yeosang
thank you jongho
yeosang
feel free to tune in
anytime i'll send y'all a
link
wooyoung
FUCK YES I LOVE LINKS
mingi
i believe what you
said earlier to be wrong
yuna, i think our
theories have sincerely
brought us closer and
made us even stronger
than we were before
me
AND I LOVE TJAT FOR US
yunho
and i sincerely believe
my choice to bring you
here is either the
biggest mistake ever
or perhaps the best thing
i ever thought of