π₯𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 β€’ 𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐧𝐚𝐩

By whenfacingsage

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a wrong number situation mixed with a girl who believes in the smallest of cliches, with no exception to her... More

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guys just pretend the cat looks like steak

look at steak
he misses u

pandas <3
HOLY SHIT STEAK WATCH OUT
THE CREEPERS GONNA BLOW UP

that creeper is terrified rn

pandas <3
i would be too
look at the absolute death grip steak has on him

u have a cat u should know ab them

pandas <3
patches is actually clays
i just live here

U LIED TO ME?
PATCHES ISNT URS?
im heartbroken
absolutely wounded
how do i live on w this information

pandas <3
drama queen

wow
is it bc im a woman 😟
what do u think ab taylor swift

pandas <3
youve asked me this before

yeah and you gave the wrong answer
i need to see if youve bettered yourself

pandas <3
i have
i am now the biggest swiftie ever
no one will ever be a bigger fan then me

that sounds sarcastic

pandas <3
thats bc it was

ur so mean
get out
never speak to me
heartbroken twice in one night
im gonna go talk to clay

pandas <3
clays busy
he's w his sister
ur stuck with me <3

damn it
how will i survive
say one more thing that upsets me and i block you

pandas <3
how naming the panda plushy going

I NEED TO KNOW UR NAME
slash jay
maybe half jay

pandas <3
ill tell u mine if u tell me urs

.......
actually

pandas <3
nah LOL
maybe
soon

REALLY
i wasn't gonna tell u mine anyway bc i have a super unique name and it would be so easy to find a pic of me

pandas <3
so u were just gonna learn my name and leave ?!??

yes

pandas <3
what if my name is also super unique

i doubt it

pandas <3
it is
its super unique
never seen before

or tell me what it is and ill judge if its unique
coming from someone with an actually unique name

pandas <3
ok its
wait
no
stop trying to learn my name

did u actually just almost tell me
idiot
ur so dumb <3

pandas <3
what if i actually told u rn

id kiss u
on the mouth

pandas <3
its nick

WHAT
WAIT I WAS KIDDING
NICK ????
DID I NOT SAY THAT AGES AGO
DUDE WTF
that was so jarring i didn't actually expect u to say it
DUDE
im so

pandas <3
how do u even remember that u said my name could be nick

i have a list going named
"pandas real name maybe ?"
nick is top of the list
im so smart

pandas <3
wow however could i live up to ur standards

that sounded sarcastic

pandas <3
it was

[ pandas <3 ] can no longer send messages to
[ bug 🖤 ]

pandas <3
oh come on
message not delivered
bug.....
message not delivered
u suck
message not delivered
UNBLOCK ME
message not delivered
LMAO
message not delivered

[bug 🖤 ] has unblocked [ pandas <3 ]
5 messages sent

i block u and the first thing u do is say i suck
ok nick
thats so weird to say

pandas <3
well u do suck sooo

i will not hesitate to block u again

pandas <3
WAIT NO I WAS KIDDING

my name is ailee

pandas <3
ailee?

like hayley but with no h
my parents were peak hippies
both their exs names started w h so they didn't like it
but they liked the name hayley
so
ailee

pandas <3
its cute
i like it

so now we date
question mark ?
ive been trying for three months now is this when it finally happens ?!?!?!

pandas <3
get away from me
ailee

ok
nick
this is so weird im gonna go tell clay

pandas <3
wh ???
keep talking to me

no ur mean today

pandas <3
ok but im nicer than clay

clays funny mean tho
ur just mean
bye nick
ill talk to u in like an hour bc i'll probably miss u soon

pandas <3
bye ailee
talk to u in 10 mins bc u wont last and hour

private messages [ clay ! ] and [ bug ! ]

knock on the walls i have something important to tell u
o wait
ur out w ur sister arent u

clay !
yes
im almost home
i just dropped her off

oh em gee
clay and bug meetup era ?

clay !
no
i think pandas will kill me if i met u first

o im sure nick wont be too mad

clay !
he definitely will be
wait
WAIT
HOW DO U KNOW

he told me >:D

clay !
WHEN?

literally 5 minutes ago

clay !
so does that mean he knows ur name

yes >:D
u gotta give me $100 to know it tho
not giving out my personal info for free

apple pay!
[ clay ! ] sent [ bug !] $100

I WAS KIDDING WTF
WHAT IS W U AND NICK AND BEING EXCESSIVELY RICH TO THE POINT U WILL PAY 100 DOLLARS TO KNOW A NAME
HOW DO U EVEN MAKE UR MOENY
jesus this is so

apple pay!
[ bug ! ] sent [clay ! ] $100
optional message:
i was literally going to tell u anyway

clay !
TELL ME
whats ur name
oh mighty one

omg howd u guess
my name is actually oh mighty one

clay !
bug

fine
its ailee

clay !
ailee ?

im not explaining the origin
get nick to explain it
too much effort

clay !
it sounds familiar

we literally live next to each other what do u expect

clay !
oh yeah true
im still surprised we haven't run into each other
that or we just haven't introduced ourselves

TRUE
im gonna go talk to pandas i miss him

private messages!
[ bug 🖤 ] and [ pandas <3 ]

u were right
i miss u
talk to me

pandas <3
12 minutes
took longer than i thought tbh
at the 9 minute mark i was considering filing a missing person report

oh fuck u nvm im going to sleep
goodnight love u pandas

pandas <3
love u too bug
gn <3

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