𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒 | 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐍𝐎. 𝟕𝟕
𝐖𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 goodbye with words.' Well, Amy it seems more like trips to each other's dorm rooms instead. I mean we are on foreign land. But one thing still stands; you'll be glad to hear Caleb and Valé stans, your favs aren't dead. They're simply in hiding.
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𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐁'𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 so wordless are what we are after seeing him tonight. I mean, look at him. All six two, French, eight pack of pure hotness. I know it might seem like we're describing French beer, but I promise you after a sight of Caleb you'll wish you had beer to calm your thirsty throats.
𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐀 is a name we won't be using anytime soon. Luca Cathan's has seemed to find a new partner - drinking partner that is. He's still mourning the death of a relationship he thought would work out. His new friends name? Here's a little clue, sun + ___ = rainbow. Isn't this so fun! it's almost like getting in your daily wordle.
𝐀𝐓𝐋𝐀𝐒, 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 though Atlas? We seem stranded from our mystery heartbreaker. We've got to admit though, Atlas has always been our least favorite to report on. He gives us nothing, just pictures on his Instagram to thirst over and then *poof* he's gone. Please Atlas, get in some scandals you're running us dry...and we're never dry with you.
𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐘 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 is the only kind of baby we want around. Well, we wouldn't mind if they were his, but you get the gist. He's been reported to be smashing...save your tears Amber, it's the karaoke. He's been on our mind, while Beyonce's been on his. Come on Sage; fuck a few people, get with girls, or guys or whatever your preference is. Give us something.
See you next time Winters. You've been anticlimactic.