Inej & Jesper take on the world <3
Jesper: good morning my dearest darling love inej
Jepser: how are you on this glorious day dear?
Inej: what do you want
Jesper: just your love and affection dearest?
Jesper: what ulterior motive would i have?
Inej: i'm not sure
Inej: with you it could literally be anything
Jesper: can i not check up on a friend?
Jesper: i see how it is :(
Jesper: i understand if you want a divorce
Inej: you're so dramatic
Inej: you'd think you were kaz
Inej: anyways i'm in class what do you need
Jesper: ok fine
Inej: damn not even a full okay
Jesper: okay fine
Jesper: i've been desperately craving an iced latte all morning
Jesper: like desperately
Jesper: and there's that new coffee shop opened up just off campus?
Inej: and you can't drive
Jesper: and i cannot drive
Jesper: i'm fruity what do you expect from me 😩
Inej: lmao pls akcdksadfdk
Inej: anyways
Inej: i 100% would because a cappuccino sounds like heaven rn
Inej: but i'm stuck in this lecture until three :(
Jesper: NOOOO
Inej: I'M SORRY
Inej: maybe ask nina to meet rn? we can all meet up once my lectures done bae
Jesper: can't believe you're subjecting yourself to this child labour
Inej: i'm literally 20 years old
Inej: a whole ass adult
Jesper: hmmm
Jesper: sounds fake 😍
Jepser: imma go text nina because u were NO HELP
Inej: rude asf
Jesper: it's how i show my love <3
Jesper: anyways
Jesper: i'll hopefully see u later besite
Inej: love u b
Jesper: love u
Waffle appreciation society
Jesper: nina mf zenik
Nina: omg thats me
Jesper: ur damn right it is !
Jesper: anyways are u free rn?
Nina: yeah ! wanna go for coffee?
Jesper: YOU READ MY MIND
Jesper: can we go to the new place? I've officially tried every coffee shop on campus
Jesper: and i'm ngl they r all ass
Nina: omg yes please
Nina: desperate for some cake 🤲
Jesper: cake sounds incredible miss zenik
Nina: i agree omg?
Nina: i'll pick up in ten <3
Jesper: sweet i'll go put some clothes on
Nina: you didn't have clothes on before?
Jesper: i literally live alone nina i will walk around naked if i choose
Nina: okay as long as you don't answer the door butt naked again who am i to judge
Jesper: omg that was one time
Jesper: stop this madness
Nina: jus put clothes on i'm leaving
Jesper: ok ok i'm going
Capitalism sucks
Jesper: RED ALERT!!!🚨
Jepser: I REPEAT!! RED ALERT!!!
Jesper: RED ALERT: CUTE BOY SERVING US
Inej: are we serious rn?
Nina: yeah no he's literally hyperventilating
Nina: might as well be a puddle on the floor
Inej: omg give me details
Inej: is he cute?
Jesper: IS HE CUTE?
Jesper: IS
Jesper: HE
Jesper: CUTE?
Jesper: INEJ THIS MAY BE THE MOST GORGEOUS BOY I'VE EVER SET MY EYES ON
Nina: tbf neji he is jespers type
Nina: got that wide eyed bambi look
Inej: ah
Inej: i see
Inej: did you say anything?
Nina: now thats where we run into an issue
Nina: he did say something
Nina: but
Nina: it wasn't really words?
Nina: more like a mumble of something random
Jesper: nina
Jesper: i'm still recovering
Inej: wait so
Inej: this boy is so gorgeous that he left the jesper fahey speechless?
Inej: must be special
Jesper: he is inej
Jesper: i bet he's a pisces
Nina: looks more like a virgo to me
Inej: fomo hours rn :'(
Jesper: dw bae you're here in spirit
Jesper: how long will you be? You need to see all this beautifulness in person x
Inej: still like an hour :(
Inej: my profs keeping us longer to finish the next part of our thesis
Nina: studious queen 😌
Inej: who told me doing an english degree was a good idea
Jesper: kaz
Nina: kaz
Inej: i did not ask to be exposed like this today
Jesper: pls it's hardly an exposé
Inej: ANYWAYS
Inej: snap a pic for me? we can gossip abt it later x
Nina: dw he's already got one
Jesper: NINA!
Jesper: I TRUSTED YOU!
Nina: pipe down
Nina: drinks tonight?
Jesper: ugh zenik you are a genius
Jesper: ill message the group
Sex of crows
Jesper: we r going drinking tonight
Nina: they dont even get a choice?
Jesper: no :)
Matthias: Sounds great guys!
Jesper: i knew i could count you matty
Matthias: Always Jesper!
Inej: jes is desperate to show us this boy he saw today
Jesper: i mean
Jesper: i wouldn't say desperate
Nina: bro ?!
Inej: don't kid yourself
Jesper: touché
Jesper: anyone got a hold of kaz?
Kaz: i'm here
Jesper: kazzle dazzle !
Kaz: don't even start, i will hack into your doorbell system again
Jesper: pls can we never talk of the incident again
Jesper: anyways
Matthias: Can someone tell me what the doorbell incident was?
Nina: oh happily
Jesper: ANYWAYS
Jesper: are you making an appearance tonight kaz?
Kaz: idk
Inej: it'll be fun !
Inej: i'm excited
Kaz: what time?
Jesper: YESSSSS
Jesper: GETTING DRUNK WITH THE RICH BOY !
Kaz: i'm not paying for you
Nina: roasted
Nina: get him kaz 🤩
Kaz: quiet yourself
Matthias: What time do you all want to be picked up? :)
Inej: thats kind matty but you don't need to do that !
Matthias: It is no bother Inej 😃
Matthias: What time?
Nina: i'll come over rn and we can pick up jes at 8?
Nina: then go over and get inej
Nina: kaz i assue you want to take an uber like normal
Kaz: you assumed correct
Jesper: alright sassy mf
Jesper: and yes nina that works for me
Inej: me too bae
Nina: sick i'll see you all in a few hours
Kaz Brekker and Inej Ghafa
Inej: if it makes life easier, you can come over to mine and we can go together from there?
Inej: i understand if you'd like to make your own way over tho :)
Kaz: are you sure?
Inej: of course !
Kaz: yes that would be easier
Inej: half seven work for you?
Kaz: yes
Kaz: thank you inej
Inej: always x
Girlies
Inej: tell matty he's got one more in his car
Inej: kaz is coming from mine
Nina: oh?
Nina: is that?
Nina: kaz brekker being? Nice?
Nina: how's you manage that one neji?
Inej: omg calm urself
Inej: he's like that with everyone
Nina: i can assure you he is not
Inej: lies and fairytales
Inej: he's a sweetie with jes
Nina: i literally saw him hit jesper with his cane yesterday
Inej: still
Inej: nina bae you know i love you but i really do not want to get my hopes up
Inej: even if he did like me like that it's been so hard for him you know? I would never want to push him
Inej: this whole things gone on a little too long anyway
Inej: it's about time i moved on
Nina: baby :(
Nina: i have the best solution
Inej: does it involve a whole lot of alcohol?
Nina: it sure does !
Inej: then i am THERE 😍
Nina: i am loving this energy
Sex of crows
Matthias: Me and Nina are just leaving 👍
Jesper: YES MATTY
Jesper: i am looking brilliant tonight if i do say so myself
Matthias: I'm sure you are Jesper!
Nina: simp
Matthias: Correct!
Kaz: me and inej are waiting outside
Jesper: i see....
Jesper: kaz i didn't realise i wasn't a good enough husband for you 😭😩💔
Kaz: you weren't even good enough for the tax benefits
Jesper: you wound me brekker
Kaz: i've done my job then
Nina: omg just get in the car
Capitalism sucks
Nina: where r ypus?
Nina: abba is on pur 😻
Inej: OMW OMW
Inej: I WAS PEEING
Jesper: flirting wirh the bartender
Jesper: tryna get free drfinks
Nina: AND?
Jesper: unsuccessful😔
Nina: rip
Matthias Helvar and Jesper Fahey
Matthias: Hello Jesper 😃
Matthias: The lovely boy you showed me a picture of earlier is here!
Jesper: WHAT?
Jesper: YPU BETTER NOT BE SHITTING ME RN
Matthias: Of course not!
Matthias: He is at the table across from us!
Jesper: HOLY MOTHDR PF FUCKIHNF CHRST
Matthias: 👍
Capitalism sucks
Jesper: COFFEE BOY IS LITERALLY HERE?
Nina: WTF?
Nina: IM RUNNING TO U RN
Inej: wiat thats coffe boy?
Inej: idk how i didn't notice before
Inej: i know him
Jesper: INEJ GHAFA ⁉️
Jesper: explain urself
Jesper: immediately
Inej: yeah thats wylan van eck !
Inej:hes in the music rooms all the time
Inej: plays the flute i think
Nina: PLOTWIST OG THR CENTURY
Jesper: 💕💘💖wylan van eck💕💘💖
Jesper: sounds like the love of my lifeng your story
AN
hi! so i originally posted this on ao3 (Nyxie_lights13) but i just finished this so decided to post on here too because it has tons of views on ao3!
thanks for reading
kithes
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