Ghostface, on a face-time call with Jason and Freddy: I don't know, he's just not the same anymore. Should I break up with him?
Michael, on the same call: I forgot to put heart-shaped ketchup with your lunch ONE TIME!
Ghostface, ignoring him: **sigh** What should I do? Sometimes I feel like he knows what I'm thinking.
Michael: I'm literally right here.
Jason: Dang, that's harsh.
Michael: Thank you.
Jason: He forgot the heart? Shame on him.
Freddy: Yeah, dump him. He doesn't deserve you.
Michael: WHAT THE FU-