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The "Puttin Darts In Putin" dart board comes with three dozen hand crafted darts with specially designed fletchings.
Each fletch on each dart has the face of a different Russian oligarch.
That's thirty-six fugative faces, some that are in hiding, so far no traces, your oligarchs in 3-D so you can remember their faces.
This game might help catch them we hope that will be, someday their real faces someone may see.
Without your yacht, it's easier to catch ya, so it's a big Boo! Hoo! for Boris and Natacha.
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No assembly, no instructions, no thinking, no fussin, they're goin fast, better get a Russian.
"Puttin Darts In Putin" dart board he's fun to hang.
Bull's eye lights up when you hit it.
His eyes turn black and his smile turns upside down....get it!
It's the best dart board today to be found.
Some toys fly off the shelf and are no longer around.
Safe for all the kids still livin.
To Ukrainian relief all profits are given.
Stick him a lot while, he's still livin.
Ya darn tootin, it's easier and quieter than just shootin Putin.
Put one in your tavern to class up the joint.
Join in the fun, he will finally get the point.