cupid hotline | enhypen

By yoonohverse

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"sounds so gay, no cap." [ dating hotline/texting au + lowercase intended ] signing up for a dating site, jus... More

00 | cupid hotline
01 | welcome
02 | first friend
03 | suspicious
04 | bus ride savior
05 | mood: off
06 | cheater alert!
07 | skate away your sadness
08 | open your eyes
09 | cat whiskers
11 | what is love?
12 | cotton candies
13 | girlfriend
14 | misunderstanding
15 | still friends
16 | stalker stalker
17 | same team
18 | hopeless romantic
19 | festival day-1
20 | festival day-2

10 | research

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-ˋˏ NOT SHINE NOT ME ˎˊ-

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MOONLUVR
when i say it i mean it
and i'll never stop talking
about how i'm so ready to
devote my whole life to him

MOONLUVR

MOONLUVR
i will literally make a powerpoint
presentation to list out all the reasons
why everyone of you must AGREE with
me that 🧎🏻‍♀️FEITAN SUPREMACY🧎🏻‍♀️

MOONLUVR
just facts no cap

MOONLUVR
if you disagree then rot

MOONLUVR

NIKILODEON
your obsession towards
non-existing people is really
starting to get ✨unhealthy💃🏻

MOONLUVR
no you just don't
get it ugh

MOONLUVR

SUN.OO
CHAEWON I NEED YOU TO
GIVE US AN ANSWER ASAP

YANGWONNIE
YOUR ANSWER WILL DETERMINE
EITHER OF US AS THE WINNER
CUZ I'M TIRED OF FIGHTING WITH
SUNOO ABOUT IT HE LITERALLY
WON'T STOP😠

MOONLUVR
WTF I DON'T LIKE THIS
SUDDEN CALL OF ATTENTION

MOONLUVR
AND WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
EVEN FIGHTING ABOUT?!

NIKILODEON
omg don't even get them started
they have literally been going
on about it since god knows when
ugh for the first time i feel like the
wise one out of us three🕺🏻😎

SUN.OO
who's cuter? me or jungwon?😤

MOONLUVR
is that even a question?

SUN.OO
i need an answer😤

MOONLUVR
ofcourse you BOTH are
EQUALLY CUTE my babies
ily both the same way😠😾🤨

YANGWONNIE
see?!😤 chaewon said it👏🏻
now you don't have to
unnecessarily challenge me
for an aegyo battle

PRINCEHOON
why are you guys literally
fighting over who's cuter
than who?😭

SIMPPP
hey ni-ki😁

NIKILODEON
that's sus ngl you're
scaring me for some
reason

SIMPPP
i did some stalking for
research purposes and
look what i found from
your old facebook account
AHAHAHHAHA😈

NIKILODEON
wait what

NIKILODEON
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY
FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?!
I THOUGHT I DEACTIVATED IT?!

SIMPPP

NIKILODEON
ngl i look 👌🏻 here tho
wooo~😎

SIMPPP
wait there's more

SIMPPP

SIMPPP

NIKILODEON
omG sTOP

SIMPPP

SIMPPP

NIKILODEON
JUST STOP

NIKILODEON
NOOOOOO

PRINCEHOON
boy went through a
different kind of puberty

LEE.HEE
no wonder these pics
still exist man time really
just flies right before
our eyes

NIKILODEON
HEESEUNG HYUNG CAN I
SAY A BAD WORD?! PLEASE
PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE?!

LEE.HEE
uhh....

MOONLUVR
let the boy curse for once😭

NIKILODEON
PLEASEEE I'M ON MY
KNEES AND I'M BEGGING

PRINCEHOON
so dramatic

SIMPPP

SIMPPP

NIKILODEON
PLEASE!!!

LEE.HEE
okay...?

NIKILODEON
F-

NIKILODEON
but i'm so nervous ajajaj:'(

SIMPPP
BLAH LOSER

NIKILODEON

NIKILODEON
F YOU BIH🤬

SIMPPP
what-

MOONLUVR
that's not cussing...

NIKILODEON
cuz i'm a good boy😇
(i don't want my sis to
chase me around with a
mop stick for cussing.)
and i shall always continue
being a good boy😇
*pats self on the head*

NIKILODEON
anyways i hope you step on a
pile of dog poop jake hyung<3
with much love, karma shall come
rolling back to you💩

SIMPPP
i-

NIKILODEON
😇🔪🔪

JAY_PARK
idk if i should feel blessed
for the fact that i actually
forced myself to wake up
for once or feel cursed cuz
this is the first thing i see
when i wake up

MOONLUVR
yo blessed-cursed by enhypen
is such a bop😔👌🏻🤌🏻 sleep on bed
and not on talent🥵☺👑

SIMPPP
exactly and that's on periodt😤
jaeyun's my ultimate fav<3

MOONLUVR
plz the fine man he is😔👌🏻💍

LEE.HEE
oh btw why did you send
back those mint chocolates?
are you really very mad kinda
mad with me...or?

MOONLUVR
naur i was kidding about not
accepting your apology😭
the cat whiskers? nah i'm good
i've had worst things drawn on
my face before so it's okay

MOONLUVR
and that was very thoughtful of
you but you didn't have to waste
your money over sth like that

LEE.HEE
still...you could've accepted it

MOONLUVR
i'm fine😭 i didn't want to
feel indebted so....yk yeah

LEE.HEE
oh....okay then

MOONLUVR
i suddenly got reminded
of sunghoon's scarf and
handkerchief skskks i'm
sorry i forgot to return them

MOONLUVR
they are still lying dead in
my wardrobe🥲 i'm such a
bad friend jeez

PRINCEHOON
don't worry! you can
return them anytime
you want:D

SIMPPP
why do you have his
stuffs😭 like it's so sus

PRINCEHOON
the reason's a bit personal

MOONLUVR
sunghoon the man of
words you are👏🏻

PRINCEHOON
i told you hehe😉

NIKILODEON
SUS

SIMPPP
RIGHT INFRONT OF MY SALAD

SUN.OO
come to think of it we have
never really went out on
a group hangout like.....
officially all of us together...

YANGWONNIE
actually i'd like that too!
it sounds super fun!

YANGWONNIE
the last time i went out to get
myself a coffee i coincidentally
met jay hyung:D

YANGWONNIE

YANGWONNIE
he's so nice😊

MOONLUVR
the amount of overflowing
visuals in this photo oof
i stan👏🏻👌🏻

JAY_PARK
thank you very much
for the compliment😉

SIMPPP
but you haven't seen me
bet you'd like it more😚

MOONLUVR
i have and i always run away
everytime i see you around the
same area as me

SIMPPP
i-

SIMPPP
ngl i took that personally

MOONLUVR

SIMPPP
it's okay

SIMPPP

SIMPPP
as long as we're breathing
the same air and living under
the same sky chaewon you'll
always be my only no.1️⃣ ✅

NIKILODEON
this has got to be the cringiest
romantic crap i've ever heard of
in my entire life ew

MOONLUVR

SIMPPP
i know you liked it😚

MOONLUVR
bruh i can literally trade
you for a packet of chips💀

SIMPPP
i-

JAY_PARK
ooh burn

SUN.OO

SIMPPP
bye you're all going to
hell for this

LEE.HEE
aren't we already at hell?

YANGWONNIE
GASP SO I'M A SINNER?😰

LEE.HEE
wait what nO

SUN.OO
YOU ARE BUAHAHAH
THE DEVIL UNDER YOUR
BED GONNA COME AND
GET YOU TONIGHT💀🤪

YANGWONNIE
since when did you even
start living under my bed

SUN.OO
i- wHAT

SUN.OO
boi you did not just-

MOONLUVR
BAHAHAHHAHAHA

MOONLUVR
ARE YOU GUYS FROM
MCDONALD'S?
CUZ I'M LOVIN' IT

PRINCEHOON
lol!

MOONLUVR
you dry ass mf apologize
with tears now💀

PRINCEHOON

MOONLUVR

LEE.HEE
sigh...

sorry if this chap was boring:') anyways have a good day/night ahead!

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