Kaning: Kavin, I'm sad.
Kavin: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Y/N: MJ, I'm sad.
MJ, nodding: mood.
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Glakao: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Gorya: You're like 15 years old
Glakao: I MIGHT DIE AT 30
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Thyme: I actually have a black belt.
Y/N: In what, karate?
Thyme: No, from Gucci.
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Y/N: How's the sexiest person here~?
Kavin: I don't know, how are they~?
Y/N, flustered: I-
MJ, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
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Y/N: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Ren: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Y/N: Yes!
Thyme: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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Kavin: Ren said its my turn with the brain cell.
Y/N: Square up.
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Gorya: We need a distraction.
Kaning: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Y/N, whispering: My time has come.
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Ren, driving Y/N and Thyme: So how was your day?
Y/N: We almost got surprise adopted!
Ren: What?
Thyme: We almost got kidnapped.
Ren: Oh, okay.
Ren: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Y/N: What are you in the mood for?
MJ: World domination.
Y/N: That's a bit ambitious.
MJ: You are my world.
Y/N: Aww...
MJ:
Y/N:
MJ:
Y/N: OH.
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Ren, at Y/N: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Kavin, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
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Thyme: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public.
Gorya: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?
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MJ: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
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Y/N: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away.
Gorya: What makes you say that?
Y/N: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it?
Gorya: Y/N... You don't have a clue about this thing, do you?
Y/N: *screams in anger*
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Y/N, holding a fork: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
Tesla: ....
Y/N: *lip smack*
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Glakao and Gorya: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*
Thyme:
Y/N, exasperatedly: We have a guest.
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Glakao: You have any sunscreen?
Gorya: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—
Glakao: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.
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Kaning: Are you sure this is safe?
Y/N: Safer than Flintstone vitamin gummies in a bottle.
Y/N: Keep twisting, junior! All you’re gonna get is clicks.
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Thyme: God, I love Y/N
Kaning: Yeah, you fcking better.
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Thyme: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Thyme: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Kavin: Uh... what's up with him?
Ren: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Thyme: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
MJ, crying: It's working.
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Ren: You know what I learned from my friendship with Thyme?
MJ: There’s no such thing as too mean?
Kavin: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Gorya: Always hold a grudge?
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MJ: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!
MJ: First who would you kill?
*Kavin points at Y/N*
*Thyme points at Y/N*
*Ren points at Y/N*
Y/N: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
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Y/N: Are we really going to let Kavin keep MJ?
Ren: We kept Thyme.
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Gorya: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Y/N: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Gorya: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Y/N: But I heard a siren.
Gorya: That was Thyme.
Thyme: Sorry, I got nervous.
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Kavin: Why is Thyme crying on the floor?
MJ: He's drunk.
Kavin: And?
MJ: He saw a picture of Y/N's boyfriend.
Kavin: But he's Y/N's boyfriend.
MJ: I know.
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Lita: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Gorya: Actually, Y/N is my favourite.
Lita: Okay then, it is I, that btch.
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MJ, watching power lines fall down: Ren, Kavin! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!
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Kaning: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Y/N: That naptime was a punishment.
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Thyme: Good morning.
Ren: Good morning.
Kavin: Good morning.
Y/N: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
MJ: MORNING MOTHERFCKERS!
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Gorya & Thyme: Surprise! We're having a baby!
Glakao: What?!
Gorya & Thyme: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!
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MJ: Hey, what's Winnie the Pooh's favourite color?
Y/N: Yellow.
MJ: No, it's red because of his shirt.
Y/N: No, it's yellow because he loves honey.
MJ: You have no idea what you're talking about.
Ren: End my suffering-
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Kaning: Hey Y/N, wanna third wheel on my date with Kavin tomorrow?
Y/N: Sure.
Kaning: Thyme! Wanna third wheel on my date with Kavin tomorrow?He
Thyme: Um,okay?
Kaning: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Y/N & Thyme:
Kavin: Kaning...
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Ren: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Thyme: You left me, MJ, and Kavin in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Ren: I did that on purpose, try again.