Who TF Are You [DISCONTINUED...

By W4ff13

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A mystery number added to the UA group chat. Chaos ensues. More

Added
Second Wave
Loki is a Madman
Allmight's a Bitch
i WaNnA bE a CoWbOy BaBy
Spotted!
Lokied
Death to the Grape Boi
Joking... Maybe...
Ideas?
Arrested on Purpose
a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-
This Bitch
Kacchan!
Life is Fun
New Dads!
A Worrisome Phone Call
(:
But In Case Anyone Needs To Know, My Blood Type Is Red.
Look Pretty Good for a Dead Bitch
If I had a Nickel...
✨Trauma Twins✨
One Shots
I'm sorry
Well...
NEWS!

Nothing

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By W4ff13

1 person is now online 

RatBear: Loki, are mentally and emotionally okay?

3 people are now online 

Cat: where did that come from?

RatBear: I noticed concerning behavior throughout our texts

Werewolf: I noticed some too looking back on this

Werewolf: also sorry I haven't been recently I've been busy... doing things

Loki: 'he pushed me down the fucking stairs'

Werewolf: ???

Cat: ignore that 

RatBear: Loki answer the question.

Loki: Man look at this weather we're having!

Cat: Loki...

Loki: it's been hailing so much hasn't it?

Werewolf: Loki are you being abused?

Loki: I'm so glad I don't have a car to unshovel

RatBear: Loki.

Loki: y-yes Nedzu

RatBear: Is your home safe?

Loki: 

Cat: Loki?

Loki:

1 person is now offline

Cat: Loki get back on here NOW!

Werewolf: this very concerning

RatBear: That answers that question...

Cat: that's it I hate them

1 person is now online 

Loki: can't hate  me more than I hate myself UwU

Cat: Loki no

Loki: Loki yes UwU 

1 person is now offline 

Werewolf: I'm getting a headache from them

RatBear: they are quite problematic...

Cat: that's an understatement

1 person is now online 

Parakeet: ...

Parakeet: what did I miss?

1 person is now online

Loki: Thomas Jefferson's coming home!

Cat: stop leaving 

Loki: yeah sorry bout that I almost died

Parakeet: Are you ok!?

Loki: yeah I'm fine a very smort bird stopped me

Parakeet: thank goodness

RatBear: Parakeet what were you doing before you got on?

Parakeet: oh

Parakeet: I was making my rounds around Koom Hill

Cat: did anything interesting happen?

Parakeet: I stopped a thief, signed a few autographs, and... that other thing

Cat: what other thing?

Parakeet: uhh... the thing that you say that I can't say because of... you know that thing other thing.

Cat: what?

Parakeet: 💃 🕳 

Cat: did you stop them?

Parakeet: I think so but to be honest I wasn't even sure if they were gonna do it

Werewolf: what were they doing?

Parakeet: leaning over the railing on a bridge

Loki: maybe they dropped something

Parakeet: I mean they did ask for an autograph so I'm not sure

Werewolf: did they say anything concerning?

Parakeet: when I asked if I could walk them home they insisted that I didn't need too and that they were fine walking by themself.

RatBear: did you walk them home?

Parakeet: I didn't have all the facts, so no I didn't.

Cat: do you know what direction it is from the bridge?

Parakeet: yeah they when towards the park at the top of the hill.

RatBear: would you have happened to get their name?

Parakeet: they said to call them Nashi

RatBear: did you get a last name?

Parakeet: no just Nashi

Cat: who name their kid nothing?

Loki: maybe the parents didn't like them

RatBear: you would know wouldn't you Nashi?

Parakeet: huh?

Cat: Loki is Nashi 

Werewolf: who was about to commit suicide

RatBear: but you stopped them

Parakeet: is this true? Did I get to see you first?

Loki: ... surprise...?

Parakeet: oh my gawd 

Loki: ?

Parakeet: now you show my your drawings in real life!

Loki: the answer is no

Cat: you draw?

Parakeet: yeah! They even have drawn you before 

Loki: NO I HAVEN'T! WHY WOULD I? ITS NOT LIKE YOU'RE MY FAVORITE HERO OR SOMETHING CAUSE THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN!!

Cat: ... am I your favorite?

Loki: maybe...

Cat: I didn't think I had any fans

Parakeet: Aww he's blushing 

Cat: NO I'M NOT!


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