"Ok um I don't have a good healing thing okay so I can't really do much, dilf hombre, okay?" You say rubbing his head like a dog.
Bruno doesn't say anything because he is unconconcious 🙁.
You do boring healing stuff like pulling out splinters and wrapping his head up and applying extensores de pene.
He wakes up and moans. "Owwwwwwwwaaa _AAAAAAAAAH Y/N-"
"Shush it chico perra or you will hurt yourself again."
"Oh ok but WHY are you HELPING ME I SIDNT KNOW YOU LIKED ME Y/N AAAAAA I MEAN AS A FRIEND DUHHHH BUT LIKE ONG YOUR LIKE IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME AND WE ARE BEING SOFT CPURLE AHSHWJBZ WSJWBJANAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
"Yes yes! Bruno! I liked you!" You say with a mischievous grin.
Bruno cheeks turn red like a eggplant.
"As a.."
"Friend.."
Bruno shakes his head and starts crying then hops outside on one leg.
Abuela comes in with a mischievous grin. "Ugh why is he hopping on a leg. I thot he hurted his head not his leg what an idiot I hope he gets hit by a car and bleeds out on the street while getting hit by more cars and also getting burned by the hot concrete."
"Yeah same." You reply. "WAIT NO. I DONT WISH FHAT YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!'nn!!!!!!!"
"Lol you simp. Don't marry him though because then I have to feel bad when he dies."
"Abuela how do you know what simp means did Camoli download tiktok on ur phone?" Dolores says coming though the ceiling.
"SHIT. MY CEILING. YOU FUCKED UP MY ENCANTO DOLORES." Abuela screams ripping out her hair.
"AAAAHHHHhhhhhh cussing!!" Dolores jumps down from the ceiling and runs out the window.
"Aye. Aye. Aye. Now my window too goddamn." Abuela throws it back one single time and then walks out the door like a normal human being
"Hey Abuela before you leave do you think Bruno likes me?"
"You're a dumbass."
(Author's Note: It's hard to purposefully make grammar mistakes without making it unreadable and annoying so sorry if this chapters a little unbalanced)
(And I promise that I'll show more characters other than Dolores and Abuela they're just funny)