[Creepypasta Chatfic] |+reade...

By keggi__

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A/N
Hello Stranger
DAD?!
Finding Shit Out
πŸ’₯Introuducing ourselfsπŸ’₯
🍿
Random.
Rip Jeff
Vacation?
:]
✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Pranksters
NANI?!
.Random.
BUUUURNNN
d o g
E
Excuse me wHaT? πŸ˜ƒ
πŸ¦†
Dirt πŸ’…
πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨
πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ
🐒
🍬
Slenderman's A Model?!
Y a s
πŸ₯›
o o p
😎
HEE HEE 🎢

d o g ✨Part 2✨

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By keggi__


[welcome to part 2 of how Y/N adopts smile dog]

[this is indeed a lil' random side story i wrote]

[and finally- sorry if it took a while for me to post someting- i had to study]

[you may now continue :D]

the pastas users in this chapter:

JokerReject : Jeff The Killer
👁️lessKidneyEater : E.J
JokerRejectsBro : Homocidel Liu
Sally🧸 : Sally
HackerFriend: Y/N

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JokerReject: YOU B-

Sally🧸: No cursing >:(

JokerReject: BANANA-

JokerReject: GIVE ME MY DOG BACK!

HackerFriend: no.

JokerReject: ...

JokerRejectsBro: What if you just ask them nicely?

JokerReject: ok :)

JokerReject: Can i pLeAsE have smile back before i dont stab you 🔪

HackerFriend: ...

HackerFriend: no.

HackerFriend: but you can stab me for free 💃

👁️lessKidneyEater: I- i will just ignore that.
But-

👁️lessKidneyEater: Is nobody going to ask, how SMILE even GOT into hell?

HackerFriend: Smiles a demon dog-
what do you expect?

👁️lessKidneyEater: good point..

JokerReject: Plz.

JokerReject: I'll trade you a peanut for smile-

[DemonHound is online]

JokerRejectsBro: What in the name of zalgo-

[LordZalgo is online]

LordZalgo: Who summoned me?

HackerFriend: Your non-existant dick :D

LordZalgo: Y/N, excuse me w-

[l0nely_1di0t has mAgIcAlLy appeared]

[l0nely_1di0t bitch-kicked LordZalgo out of the universe]

l0nely_1di0t: Continue :)

[l0nely_1di0t moon walked away]

HackerFriend: hAHaaAaa!

Sally🧸: oop-

👁️lessKidneyEater: Who the f-
...
I wont ask.

DemonHound:
*reply to JokerRejects messege*
'I'll trade you a peanut for smile-'

WOOF WOOF BARK?!

HackerFriend: Smile. Speak english.
Not your dog language.

DemonHound: Bark *cough*
Excuse me for a moment but-

DemonHound: YOU WOULD TRADE YOUR OWN DOG FOR A PEANUT?!

DemonHound: I'm worth far more then that >:[

JokerReject: ...
Bitch- ya think i have $$ in my pockets?
Well guess what.
I only have PEANUTS IN MY POCKETS 🥜🥜🥜

HackerFriend: You guys could have been rich-
But nope.
Nobody ever thinks of taking the victims cash.

DemonHound: true.

DemonHound: they feed me old human meat.

👁️lessKidneyEater: Smile you litterly only eat human meat for every meal.

DemonHound: I want 'em FRESH human meat. 

JokerRejectsBro: Does the mansion look like a 5 star hotel with fReEsH food?

JokerRejectsBro: Sully has a point for once.

JokerRejectsBro: fuck off ya b-

JokerReject: Smile i command you to get back here.

DemonHound: no.

JokerRejects: Im your damn owner-

DemonHound: Not anymore 🐶

HackerFriend: Not anymore 🙂

______________________________________

[to be continued]

[i wrote this during class so- it might be a bit crappy]

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