Chat between MCplayer_21 and Float_dubs
MCplayer_21 is online
MCplayer_21: oi float
MCplayer_21: u online?
Float_dubs is online
Float_dubs: I am now
Float_dubs: what's up?
MCplayer_21: eh not a lot
MCplayer_21: I'm dealing with these fucking NPCs blowing up my phone tho
MCplayer_21: it's annoying as hell
Float_dubs: that sucks :/
Float_dubs: why r they texting u
MCplayer_21: it's something for work
Float_dubs: ah
Float_dubs: "work"
MCplayer_21: SHUT UP I HAVE A JOB
Float_dubs: lol kay
MCplayer_21: I DO
Float_dubs: show me ur bank statements then
MCplayer_21: no???
Float_dubs: damn almost got em
MCplayer_21: I already said if u need cash I'll give u some
Float_dubs: aww, that's so sweet of you!
Float_dubs: but no <3
MCplayer_21: you didn't say that when I sent u the console
Float_dubs: shut up
Float_dubs: that was ur decision buttwipe
MCplayer_21: I didn't hear any objections
Float_dubs: you said
Float_dubs: and I quote
Float_dubs: "I'm tired of playing on those shitty online multiplayer sites with you. It's pathetic."
MCplayer_21: no I fucking didn't
Float_dubs:
MCplayer_21: ew lightscreen
Float_dubs: first off light screen is superior I will fight you
Float_dubs: second don't try to change the topic on me
MCplayer_21: I can and I will
MCplayer_21: did you know that one of the earlier MarioBros games had a whole world dedicated to penguins
Float_dubs: OENGUINS??
Float_dubs: wait no
MCplayer_21: One of the power ups was a penguin suit
Float_dubs: ohmygosh
MCplayer_21: it let you slide on ur belly like a penguin
Float_dubs: p en guin
MCplayer_21: ¬‿¬
Float_dubs: I know when to admit defeat
MCplayer_21: told u
Float_dubs: BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY
MCplayer_21: ...
Float_dubs: I'm on a mission, bitch
MCplayer_21: remind me why I put up with you?
Float_dubs: because I'm the only one that can keep up with your deranged commentary during COD
MCplayer_21: I hate that ur right
Float_dubs: I always am
Float_dubs: now
Float_dubs: be honest with me MC
Float_dubs: are there feelings somewhere deep down in that cold, cavernous chest of yours?
MCplayer_21: fuck off.
Float_dubs: MC, do you maybe think of me...
Float_dubs: as a friend?
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Float_dubs: Coward.
A/N: one of my more favorite moments in the comments. I felt as if I had to share
Don come after my light screen whores. I already know that I'm a menace to society with no taste. <3
*also idk why you even would but please don't harass the commenters or anything. That's cringe and wholly not a vibe. Present Mic would not dig.