CABIN
Sam wakes up, He tries to move but he looks and sees he's tied to a bed.
"Sam, do you feel concussion-y? How many fingers am I holding up?" Becky Asks
"Where am I? What the hell's going on?" Sam Says
"Sam... Just calm down." Becky Says
"Calm down?! You hogtied me t– Becky, why – why am I not wearing any pants?" Sam Asks
"They're very constricting." Sam groans. "Don't worry. I didn't do anything weird. I was helping." Becky Says
"Let me go. Now!" Sam Says
"Are you thirsty? Or do you need a bottle... to, you know, tinkle? It's okay if you do. I can help." Becky Says
Sam groans again, Something beeps.
"Finally!" Becky Says Then hurries to her laptop in the next room.
"Wait. What? Wait. Becky? Becky. Hey, hey, don't! Don't! Becky!" Sam Says
The laptop says "Establishing Connection" and then Guy's face appears on the screen.
"Where have you been?" Becky Asks
"I got your messages. Problem?" Guy Says
Sam can see the screen and hear the conversation from the bed.
"Big problem. I'm at my parents' cabin. I've got Sam tied to a bed. I'm out of elixir. I need a refill, okay? This isn't the honeymoon I had in mind. Well, some of it is, but not in this context. And is it just me, or is this stuff wearing off faster and faster?" Becky Says
"Becky...breathe." Guy Says
"Do you know we haven't even consummated our marriage? We were taking it slow 'cause true love is forever, but everything just feels weird now." Becky Says
"All right. Meet me in an hour." Guy Says
Becky ends the call and goes back into the bedroom.
"So you dosed me with a love potion." Sam Says
"How—" Becky Says
"Thin walls." Sam Says
"Look... Yes, I used a social lubricant to—" Becky Says
"You roofied me!" Sam Says
"A roofie? I'd never. We had a great time together. You were happy." Becky Says
"Oh, yeah." He tugs at one of the ropes binding his wrists. "I'm thrilled." Sam Says
"I have to go." Becky Says
"You know your pal Guy is the one icing all those people, right?" Sam Says
"No, he's not." Becky Says
"Oh, so he's not a witch?" Sam Asks
"No. He's just a Wiccan. Wiccans are good, like Glinda of Oz." Becky Says
"You're not this stupid, Becky." Sam Says
"Whatever is killing people... it's something else." Becky Says
"It's never something else. When are there ever two crazy things in town at the same time? Guy's the creep, and you're on his list." Sam Says
"No. He's my friend." Becky Says
"No, he's your dealer. Look, I don't know how much he's charging you for that Spanish Fly—" Sam Says
"Nothing! He gives it to me and he said it wouldn't even work unless you already loved me, deep down. It just activates it." Becky Says
"So you think I love you?" Sam Says
"Deep, deep down." Becky Says
"Then untie me." Sam Says
Becky stuffs a handkerchief in Sam's mouth.
"No. No!" Sam Says
"You're still working through your emotions." Becky Says
"Becky!" Sam Says Muffled
"I love you, too!" Becky Says As She waves and leaves.
UNCLE DIETZ'S ALPEN HAUS RESTAURANT"
Guy is on a ladder adjusting decorations. "On the table, next to the nametags."
"Guy." Becky Says
"Why don't you take a seat?" He waves a bottle, but Becky shakes her head. "Tough day? Okay. We can cut right to it if you like." He takes out a vial of elixir and slides it across the table. Becky reaches for it, but Guy closes his hand around it. "Ah. Let's talk price." Guy Says
"What?" Becky Says
"Well, we're a little past the freebie stage, don't you think?" Guy Says
"But I thought we were besties." Becky Says
"Ohh, honey. That is so depressingly "Becky." I mean, it's – you're so pathetic, it actually loops back around again to cute." Guy Says
"Okay. You want me to pay, fine. Do you accept personal checks?" Becky Asks
"No. But I will take your soul." Guy Says Then his eyes turn red.
"You're a crossroads demon." Becky Says
"Bingo, bango! I love reunions. The desperation! These schlubs will sign on the dotted line for money, power, hair – whatever it takes to impress the nostalgically bangable head cheerleader." Guy Says
"Sam was right. You killed those people." Becky Says
"But for legal reasons, let's just say they had... unfortunate accidents." Guy Says
"So, what, I hand over my soul, and the next day a piano falls on my head?" Becky Says
"No, I'd never do that to you. I promise." Guy Says
"I'm not stupid." Becky Says
"But you are special." Guy Says
"I am?" Becky Says
"Hey. I wasn't thrilled to see your new hubby was Sam freakin' Winchester. I mean, if he knew that I was here talking to you, I mean, he'd probably—" Guy Says
"Gank your ass." Becky Says
"Yes! And I'm very protective of my ass. It's one of my best features. Becky, I'm prepared to offer you a one-time-only deal. Not ten years. Twenty-five. No pianos, guaranteed. Just Sam." Guy Says
"For my soul." Becky Says
"And your promise to not breathe a word about this to the Winchesters, and I'll be on my merry way. No one gets a deal like this, Becky. Not kings, not popes. I snap my fingers, and Sam will love you for the rest of your life." Guy Says
"I think I'll have that drink now." Becky Says Then Guy holds out the vial.
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BECKY'S APARTMENT
Dean, Elena, Corinna, Denny and Garth enter, guns drawn. Garth walks through the apartment into the bedroom. Dean looks at Denny, He pats his shoulder then he, Corinna and Elena goes to check the rest of the apartment, Dean Shakes his head at a framed wedding picture of Sam and Becky and flips through her mail.
"Anything?" Dean Asks
"No." Denny Says
"Place Clean." Corinna Says
Corinna, Denny, Garth and Elena is looking at Becky's laptop, which shows her Twitter page:
Becky Rosen
@superbeckyrosen Delaware
The three Tweets she has made are listed.
"Uh, she's got 11 Twitter...ers. Last post – "Going on romantic trip with hubster!!!" Three exclamation points. I guess she got excited." Elena Says
Dean holds up a picture of Becky standing outside her parents' cabin with a fishing rod and a fish.
"That look romantic to you guys?" Dean Says
"Oh, hell, no. But I got this thing about fish. Dead eyes, man." Garth Says
Dean removes the back from the photo frame and takes out the photo. On the back is written:
Becky's 1st Fish! Loon Lake Family Cabin 1994
"Huh." Dean Says
CABIN
"Well... this is not how I imagined spending my reunion." Becky Says
Sam says something that is muffled by the handkerchief in his mouth.
"I was gonna show you off – not that anyone actually knows who you are. "Supernatural" is not exactly popular, but... you're tall... and nice and... they'd all think I was happy." Sam mutters something.
"You're mad. I get it. But..." She lies down on the bed and puts her head on Sam's chest. "Can we talk?"
"Oh, God." Sam Says
"I know you don't love me." Becky Says
"Yeah, you got that right." Sam Says
"I know what I am, okay? I'm a loser. In school, in life. Guess that's why I like you so much." Becky Says
"What?" Sam Says
Becky leans up on one elbow and looks at Sam.
"I mean, not that you're a loser, but you had that whole character arc about being a freak, and... I can relate."
"Oh, my God." Sam Says
Becky sits up on the bed. "Honestly... The only place people understood me was the message boards. They were grumpy and overly literal, but at least we shared a common passion. And I'll take it, you know? Then I met you guys – the real Sam and Dean. And I started dating Chuck." She rubs a hand over Sam's chest. "And everything was... amazing. But you left, and Chuck dumped me. I think I intimidated him with my vibrant sexuality." Becky Says
Sam says something indistinct.
"I just want someone who loves me for me! Is that too much to ask?" Becky Says
Sam says something muffled. Becky snatches the handkerchief out of his mouth.
"What?" Becky Says
"If you want somebody to love you for you, maybe don't drug them." Sam Says
"But I want you! And this is the only way!" Becky Says Then she takes the vial out of her pocket.
"Becky. Becky, you're better than this." Sam Says
"That's sweet, but... I'm not so sure." Becky Says
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RESTAURANT
Becky is sitting at a table alone with a drink.
"Becks! You missed the party." Guy Says
"Yeah. Well... weird night." Becky Says
"So, what are we thinking?" Guy Asks
"Okay. I'm in." Becky gets up from the table and stands in front of Guy.
"You're making the right choice." Guy Says
"I know. So... we seal the deal with a kiss?" Becky Asks
"Exactly. Pucker up, sweetheart." Guy Says
Becky strikes a cigarette lighter and drops it to the ground. Flames shoot around a devil's trap, Guy is in the middle. Becky steps back.
"I'm not your sweetheart!" Becky Says
Garth, Dean, Elena, Sam, Corinna and Denny appear from the next room. Garth is holding up a bottle.
"Blueberry vodka. The answer to all of life's problems." Garth Says
"You see that, Sam? I did it just like we said! I am awesome! I" Sam Looks At Her. "I'll be over here." Becky Says
"Dean Winchester. This is really thrilling. Hey, can I have your autograph?" Guy Says
Dean takes out a knife. "Sure. Yeah, I'll, uh, carve it into your spleen. So, how you running your little scam?"
"Well, how do you mean, Dean?" Guy Says
"Signing 10-year deals, snuffing 'em that week." Denny Says
"Well, I would never. No. Rules of the road – can't lay a hair on any of my clients." Guy Says
"Right. So how you cheating it?" Dean Asks
"I'm not a cheater. I'm an innovator. It's called a loophole, you moron. Yes, when a person bargains away his soul, he gets a decade, technically. But accidents happen." Guy Says
"So you're arranging "accidents" and collecting early?" Sam Says
"Oh, please. White gloves. I don't get my hands dirty. That's why it's important to have a capable intern." Guy Says
Guy's Intern', the man who caused the ball park and light fixture "accidents", appears behind Guy with an arm raised. The Six Hunters go flying backwards and crash into tables and walls. Dean's knife ends up on the floor some distance from him.
"What time did I ask you to be here? What time did I ask you to be here?!" Guy Says
Guy's Intern breaks the devil's trap with his foot. Sam, Elena and Corinna is unconscious. Guy appears in front of Dean, who gets to his feet and throws holy water at Guy and he recoils.
"Exorcizamus te, omnis—" Dean Says
Guy grabs Dean by the throat. Sam, Elena, Denny and Corinna wakes up to find Guy's Intern advancing on him.
"Becky...run!" Sam Says
Garth and Denny gets to their knees, but Guy's Intern sends them sprawling back to the ground with a downwards movement of his arm, Elena slowly gets up and says a spell.
"Icaeu-" Elena Says
Guy's Intern stops her before finishing the spell, He makes a twisting movement with his hand and Elena, Sam and Corinna starts to choke. Then a knife protrudes through Guy's chest, Becky has stabbed him from behind and he falls to the ground dead.
"Whoa." Becky Says
Elena pulls the knife out of Guy's Intern and tosses it to Dean, who holds it against Guy's throat and he releases Dean.
"How many deals you got cooking in this town, Madoff?" Dean Asks
"Fifteen." Guy Says
"Yeah, well, call them off, or I'll cut my own loophole in your throat." Dean Says
"Oh, crap." Guy Says
"Yeah, you said it. You're in a world—" Dean Says
"Hello, boys." Crowley Says
Dean glances behind him. "Oh, crap."
Dean moves around Guy and holds the knife against his throat from behind. Corinna helps up Denny.
"Bambi and Barbie it's so good to see you two." Crowley Winks at them
"This dude is like herpes he just keeps coming back." Corinna Says
"That's The King of Hell?" Denny Says
"Yup." Elena Says
"He's really short for a king." Denny Says
"Heard that." He Looks At Sam. "Sam, mazel tov. Who's the lucky lady?" Crowley Asks
"You're Crowley!" Becky Says
"And you're – well, I'm sure you have a wonderful personality, dear." Crowley Says
"Ah, another step, and I'll Colombian necktie your little friend here." Dean Says
"Please, don't let him get off that easy." Crowley Says
"Sir, I don't think that you—" Guy Says
"I know exactly what you've been doing. A little birdie named Jackson." Guy glances at His Intern, dead on the floor. "Sold you out, e-mailed all the juicy deets to my suggestion box. I assume... That's my whistle-blower? Shame. Had a future. Unfortunately, you don't." Crowley Says
"I was just—" Guy Says
"There's only one rule – make a deal, keep it." Crowley Says
"Well, technically, I didn't—" Guy Says
"There's a reason we don't call our chits in early – consumer confidence. This isn't Wall Street! This is Hell! We have a little something called integrity. This gets out, who'll deal with us? Nobody! Then where are we?" Crowley Says
"I don't know." Guy Says
"That's right. You don't. Because you're a stupid, shortsighted little prat. Now, hand the jackass over. I'll cancel every deal he's made." Crowley Says
"What are you gonna do with him?" Elena Asks
"Make an example of him. Fair trade, right? We all go our separate ways. No harm done." Crowley Says
"What, out of the goodness of your heart?" Sam Asks
"Years of demons nipping at your heels, haven't seen one for months. Wonder why?" Crowley Says
"We've been a little busy." Dean Says
"Hunting Leviathan – yes, I know. That's why I told my lads to stay clear of you meatheads." Crowley Says
"So, what do you know about—" Denny Asks
"Too much. You met that dick yet? Smuggest tub of goo since Mussolini. I hate the bastards. Squash 'em all, please. I'll stay clear." Crowley Says
"Rip up the contracts first." Dean Says
Crowley snaps his fingers. "Done... and done. Your turn."
"No, no, no, no. Let—" Guy Says Then Dean shoves Him towards Crowley.
"Pleasure, ladies & gentlemen." Crowley Says
He and Guy disappear, Garth finally gets to his feet.
"What'd I miss?" Garth Says
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BECKY'S APARTMENT
Sam is signing an annulment, He slides it across the table to Becky.
"It... it wasn't all bad, right?" Becky Says
Sam looks at Becky unsmilingly. "Okay, y-you did save my life, and for that, thanks."
"So, I'll see you again?" Becky Asks
"Yeah, probably not." Sam Says
Becky's face falls and she signs the annulment as Dean, Elena, Corinna, Denny and Garth looks on.
"Becky, look. You're not a loser, okay? You're a good person, a-and you've got... a lot of... e-energy. So, you know, just do your thing, whatever that is, and the right guy will find you." Sam Says
Garth is looking hopefully at Becky, Garth looks at Denny and Dean.
"No..No." Dean Says
ALLEYWAY
Dean, Sam and Elena are leaning on the back of the Dodge and Garth, Corinna and Denny walks up to the vehicle.
"Well, buddy, I got to say, man – you, uh... you don't suck." Dean Says
"Nice one man." Denny Says Patting Garth on the shoulder
"Thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Well..." Garth Then hugs Dean awkwardly pats him on the back.
"He's a hugger by the way." Denny Says
"Aww." Corinna & Elena Says
"Oh. Yeah. All right, that's – thank you." Dean Says
Garth steps back and Hugs Denny as well.
"Okay." Denny Says
"Bye." Garth Says Waving to them
"Take care...Wow." Dean Says
"Aww, you made a fwiend." Sam Says
"Uh-uh." Dean Says
Garth Drives off and the hunters wave goodbye to him.
"This was an interesting hunt, one I will never forget." Corinna Says
"Yeah Who would have thought Sam would get married." Denny Says
"Especially to Becky." Elena Says
"Anyways we gotta head out, nice to hunting with you guys." Denny Says
"You two Den, we'll see you around." Dean Says
"Alright." Denny Says
"Bye." Corinna Hugs Elena Says
"Take care guys." Sam Says
"You too." Denny Says As He and Corinna walks to his truck
"Look, guys, uh... When I was all dosed up, I-I said some crap." Sam Says
"Oh, you mean, she – she wasn't your soulmate?" Dean Says
"Shut up. I mean, I do need you guys watching my back. Obviously." Sam Says
"Yeah, when, uh, crazy groupies attack." Elena Says
"You know what I mean." Sam Says
"You know, I got to say, man... For a whack-job, you really pulled it together." Dean Says
"That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me. Look, don't be too impressed, man. It's still a Denver scramble up here. I just know my way around the plate now." Sam Says
"I'm just saying. It's stupid to think that you need me around all the time. You're a grown-up." Dean Says
"Right." Sam Says
"You're a hike-in-the-desert, hippie-douche grown-up." Dean Says As Elena chuckles
"Dude, I was camping. You camp." Sam Says
"Yeah, whatever. Hippie." Dean Says
Dean walks to the driver's door and Sam to the passenger door of the Dodge and Elena the back door.
"You know what, though? Seriously? It might be nice." Sam Says
"What?" Dean Says
"I mean, you basically have been looking out for me your whole life. Now you finally get to take care of yourself. About time, huh?" Sam Says
"Yeah." Dean Says
Sam gets into the car, Dean stands a moment longer and Elena notices and walks over to him.
"You okay?" Elena Asks
"What?, yeah I'm fine...Really." Dean Says
"Okay if you say so." She Kisses him. "Come on." Elena Says
"Right." Dean Says Then They drive away.