[Fifth World]
[The stern old witch × The grumpy mermaid princess]
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Yang Yansheng opened the drawer, took out the medicine bottle inside and opened it. She sprinkled a small amount of medicine powder on the gemstone, and with one click, the gemstone turned into paper.
"I didn't expect it to be Ocean World this time." Yang Yansheng drew a spell on the paper, and the paper turned back into a gem.
"Yes, the host, the female partner is a beautiful mermaid princess!" The system flies rubbed their hands and waited for the female partner Qiao Qi to come to the door.
Yang Yansheng squinted and recalled the time. Qiao Qi would come to the door in a few hours. She rationalized the background of this world a little - in this world, there are two forces, the ocean country and the land country, while the three forces of the ocean mermaid, the pure fish and the witch restrict each other, and the three forces jointly manage the ocean country.
A few days ago, the sea and land carried out economic cooperation, and the two countries established a tunnel leading to each other. The old witch is in charge of this side of the ocean, and Yang Yansheng is the old witch's apprentice, and the whole ocean is also the old witch and Yang Yansheng are witches - a witch only accepts one apprentice in her life.
However, it was also a few days ago that the old witch disappeared for no apparent reason. In order not to make the land country suspicious and give up cooperation, the other two forces in the ocean country agreed that Yang Yansheng, the old witch's apprentice, would continue to be in charge as the old witch for the time being.
Before the party between the two countries, the mermaid princess Qiao Qi found a fake old witch, because she fell in love with the king of the land country, so she was willing to use anything in exchange for a pair of legs and the qualification to follow the fake old witch to the party.
In the end, the fake old witch agreed, she took away all Qiao Qi's property, and asked Qiao Qi to follow her to the party as her servant.
For love, Qiao Qi agreed.
In the end, Qiao Qi got his wish and fell in love with the king, but the king who was interested in finding out the true face of the fake old witch, Yan control, he found that the fake old witch was more beautiful than Qiao Qi, so he immediately broke up with Qiao Qi and went to Haiyang Kingdom Propose a joint marriage, marry a fake old witch.
The fake old witch, the former heroine, is a money fan. She only sees money and magic. With money, she can use advanced magic. When she sees the king is so rich, she readily accepts it, and Ocean Country is naturally the best. supported.
The betrayed female partner Qiao Qi was so angry that she destroyed their engagement banquet. The land country asked the ocean country to give an explanation. For the friendly relationship between the two countries, the ocean country had to keep Qiao Qi in the seabed hell forever.
In the end, the heroine and the hero lived "happily and happily" together.
Yang Yansheng, who saw this mysterious plot, fell silent... This is definitely not the large-scale article she saw at the beginning!
"Cough, host, this is the article written by the author in the second year of middle school." The system explained. "This article is locked up, it's normal that you haven't read it."
Yang Yansheng: "..." This is definitely the dark history of the author's youth and ignorance.
After a moment of silence, Yang Yansheng remembered the doubts of the previous worlds.
"System, you never told me how I would return to my original world after the mission was completed." Yang Yansheng played with the medicine bottle in his hand, and a shadow was cast on the brim of his hat, making it difficult to see her expression. "You didn't tell me what would happen to her after I rescued her."
"Uh..." The uncertain system began to falter.
"For me, a witch, lying is useless, system." Yang Yansheng folded the paper into a plane, she snapped her fingers, and the plane flew by itself.
Her language and actions all reveal the reality that she can use all kinds of magic, so that the system can call it all truthfully.
Hey, the magic host is terrible QAQ
"Host, after the mission is completed, you will return to the original world. For the time there, you just took a nap." The system recalled what it learned after leveling up. . "As for the female partner, she will form a consciousness in the world and meet you."
"So, after being bound to you, I have a girlfriend?" Yang Yansheng asked.
"Yes host." The system felt guilty, and it didn't know why.
Yang Yansheng nodded and stopped talking.
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Qiao Qi looked at the big rusted iron door in front of her, hesitated for a while, and finally reached out and knocked on it.
Bang bang bang!
"Old witch! Old witch! Open the door, there's business!" Qiao Qi held back her voice, she became courageous, and shouted desperately.
Bang bang bang! Bang bang bang!
"Open the door, old witch!"
"What's the noise?" The door opened with a small crack, and half an indistinct human face emerged from the crack.
Qiao Qi took a few steps back in fright. She straightened her neck and said confidently, "You opened the door too late, I thought you couldn't hear me!"
"Humph." Yang Yansheng snorted coldly, and opened the door a little further.
Qiao Qi rejoiced like a victorious duck, with her head held high and her neck leaning forward, she squeezed in through the crack.
Yang Yansheng found the right time and stretched out his hand to reward Qiao Qi with a chestnut.
"Hey!" Qiao Qi covered her head and questioned the old witch in front of her aggressively. "You! What are you beating me for?"
"You're too noisy, this is punishment." Yang Yansheng pressed his throat, just like the old witch's meanness. "In my place, you have to follow my rules."
"You!" Qiao Qi originally wanted to resist, but then she thought of what she wanted from this old witch, so she could only swallow her anger.
"Tell me, what are you looking for?" Yang Yansheng took her big cane and walked slowly to the table.
"I want legs!" Qiao Qi quickly followed. "And the qualifications to go with you to participate in the sea and land cooperation party!"
"Legs?" Yang Yansheng asked back, hitting Qiao Qi without hesitation. "Sometimes in life you have to have it, and in your life, don't force it. Everything in this world has its own destiny. Do you think the legs you don't have are so easy to get?"
Qiao Qi gritted her teeth and creaked.
The old witch! Don't help straight up! Why is the mouth so poisonous!
As a result, in the next second, Yang Yansheng gave her a bigger blow. "What is the qualification for a mermaid princess who is not the heir to go to the party?"
"You old witch!" Qiao Qi's face was flushed with anger, and she was out of breath and speechless.
"What about the old witch?" Yang Yansheng sneered, with some contempt in his lowered voice. "The old witch can go to the party that you can't attend."
"Ahhh!" Qiao Qi was so angry that she almost vomited blood.
"You're so noisy." Yang Yansheng snapped his fingers, and Qiao Qi was immediately speechless.
"Hey! Hey !!" Your old witch, let me solve it! Magic is amazing!
"It's amazing." Yang Yansheng glanced at Qiao Qi and said nothing more.
The system that eats melons on the side: "Host, are you like this?"
Isn't it chasing his wife's crematorium at that time? ?
"Her spirit is still too strong, so don't polish it..." Yang Yansheng glanced at Qiao Qi who was mumbled again. "The edges and corners are too sharp, but they are fragile."
"Good host." The system has a well-behaved face.
In the end, Qiao Qi was tired from the quarrel, so Yang Yansheng unlocked the curse for her.
"You!" Qiao Qi was about to scold.
"Shut up if you don't want to do it again." Yang Yansheng didn't even look at her, but the language was very threatening.
Qiao Qi obediently shut up.
"I'm willing to exchange anything for anything!" Qiao Qi remembered her purpose, and continued the topic from an hour ago while she could speak.
"Let me think about it, according to your mermaid's temperament..." Yang Yansheng glanced at Qiao Qi, who inexplicably felt that her eyes were gloomy, carrying something bad.
"So desperately, which handsome man from the land did you fall in love with?" Yang Yansheng said disdainfully.
"The king of the land country." Qiao Qi said truthfully, talking about the beautiful man she loved, she automatically ignored Yang Yansheng's irony.
"Oh." Yang Yansheng responded.
Qiao Qi waited for a long time, but did not hear what Yang Yansheng said later.
"That's why!" Qiao Qi felt that she and this old witch must have been enemies in her previous life, otherwise, why would this old witch always ignore her with thorns in her words!
"No, you can go if you like it." Yang Yansheng said lightly.
! ! !
"So I'm here to ask for legs!" Qiao Qi was so angry that she was going crazy.
"Don't ask for it all the time in your life." Yang Yansheng snorted coldly.
"You! You just don't want to help! Just tell me, what kind of ball are you playing!" Qiao Qi stood there, straightening her neck.
"Since you think I won't help, then I won't help." Yang Yansheng said casually.
"I think you'll help." Qiao Qi took a deep breath, suppressing the endless anger in her heart, with a smile on her face. "So you help."
"You are quite clever." Yang Yansheng praised Qiao Qi rarely.
"Whatever you want from me, I'll give it to me." Qiao Qiba waved his hand and said happily.
"Thousands of years ago, have you forgotten the experience of your mermaid ancestors?" Yang Yansheng sneered and changed the topic.
Thousands of years ago, the ancestor of the mermaid came to the witch to exchange her voice for her legs for the prince on land. Although she was with the prince in the end, she was really happy at first, but then the prince got tired of it, and three wives and four concubines came.
then? So the ancestor of the mermaid was disheartened, coupled with the squeeze of those so-called princes' sweethearts, the ancestor of the mermaid ran back to the deep sea in despair.
"I believe that the king is not such a person!" Qiao Qi resisted, recalling that day in her heart.
The sun shone on the man's golden curly hair, and the wine-red eyes looked at the beach in front of him with a little starlight tenderness, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly.
Just at that glance, Qiao Qi fell in love with this charming man.
"People are unpredictable." Yang Yansheng sarcastically said.
Qiao Qi was distracted by Yang Yansheng, and finally had to beg pitifully: "I won't come to you in the future, now, now I just want a pair of legs and the qualifications to go to the party, please. "
This is the first time I've asked someone for help." Qiao Qi's dark eyes sparkled pitifully.
"..." Yang Yansheng looked at Qiao Qi, speechless.
"I want all your property."
"Okay!"
"From now on, you will be my servant until the end of the party."
"You're taking an inch! Although I'm not a mermaid heir, at least I'm a mermaid princess!" Qiao Qi's eyes widened in disbelief.
"It's up to me to help or not." Yang Yansheng snapped his fingers, and the plane that had been lying on the table flew up again.
"...Okay." Qiao Qi gritted her teeth and agreed.
"Then, let's start with sweeping." Yang Yansheng snapped his fingers again, and the broom flew to Qiao Qi obediently.
Qiao Qi took the broom with a dull face, and honestly picked up the broom and went to the place where it started.
As she was walking, she suddenly turned her head and whispered "Slightly Slightly" at Yang Yansheng's back, making a face.
"I'm ugly, and I still make faces, tsk tsk." Yang Yansheng said suddenly, she didn't look back, and she was still doing her own business.
"!!" Qiao Qi was so angry that her already big eyes widened.
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Qiao Qi was angry and suddenly realized that something was wrong.
"Old witch...you! You!" she said tremblingly, clutching the broomstick.
Because of fear, her fingertips were white with excessive force.
"Yeah, I have eyes behind me." Yang Yansheng turned around and floated in front of Qiao Qi with a little magic. "I'm a monster~ the kind that eats fish."
At this time, the old man's voice specially lowered by Yang Yansheng gave Qiao Qi even more fear. In addition, Yang Yansheng wiped something on her face, making her face look wrinkled. And pitted again.
"You! Don't come here!!" Qiao Qi stepped back and raised the broom subconsciously.
"It's really cowardly." Yang Yansheng straightened up and said casually, "I'm a dignified witch, a witch who knows magic. It's normal to know what a few meters behind you are like."
Qiao Qi was relieved after listening. She put down the broom and said angrily, "Old witch! Then why are you scaring me?"
"I didn't scare you." Yang Yansheng glanced at her with a hint of contempt. "It's you who is timid."
Qiao Qi took a deep breath, trying her best to keep a polite smile.
I have to bow my head under the fence! ! Come to Japan for a long time, old witch, you will have to pay it back sooner or later!
"Oh~ that's probably because you are too ugly, so you scared me." Although Qiao Qi chose to step back, she was not forgiving.
"Little devil, to put it bluntly, you are still timid." Yang Yansheng replied calmly.
For some unknown reason this time, Qiao Qi felt that Yang Yansheng's tone was a little bit smiling. She shook her head, covering up the strange thought.
"Cut." Qiao Qi picked up the broom and walked proudly to where she was going.
As a mermaid princess, even though she is a free-range mermaid princess, she doesn't need her to do things like sweeping the floor, so Qiao Qi was still confused when she arrived at her destination.
She held the broom and frowned.
Later, she finally seemed to think about it, Qiao Qi's brows loosened, and she happily danced the broom, so happy.
Brush brush, brush brush, watch the princess's mermaid tail! !
Qiao Qi took the broom and swept the left and right sides quickly. Because of her tossing and tossing, the originally clean ground gradually appeared a magical scene - the dust was breathing on the ground, and it was like a fairy mist, but this "fairy mist" "It's grey-black.
"What are you doing?" Yang Yansheng, who was obsessed with magic, was also disturbed by Qiao Qi's show.
"Sweep the floor!" Qiao Qi answered neatly.
"Sweeping the floor?" Yang Yansheng asked back, his tone full of disgust. "This is also called sweeping?"
"Why isn't it called sweeping?" Qiao Qi rolled up her sleeves and asked angrily, "Sweeping with a broom means sweeping!"
"I dare to ask this mermaid princess, how old are you? "Yang Yansheng suddenly changed the subject, making Qiao Qi angrily stunned.
"Ah?" Qiao Qi rolled up half of her sleeve and never rolled it up again.
"As far as I know, you are also eighteen this year." Yang Yansheng looked at Qiao Qi who was dumbfounded, and the conversation changed again. "Eighteen still can't sweep the floor."
Qiao Qi: "??!!"
"Old witch, I think you are making things difficult for me!" Qiao Qi's eyes were full of fire, because she thought it was troublesome, she cut her red hair short and seemed to want Stand up and declare the wrath of the master.
"I still have some self-knowledge." Yang Yansheng nodded, then snapped his fingers, and the broom took Qiao Qi to fly, not only flying, but also running around.
"Hey hey hey hey! What are you doing, old witch!" Qiao Qi grabbed the broom tightly, not daring to let go easily.
In case Qiao Qi didn't have time to swing the fish's tail if she let go, wouldn't she have fallen and gnawed at the mud?
"To make things difficult for you." Yang Yansheng's tone was harsh, like a bitter old witch. "I don't usually have any hobbies for old witches, I just like to do whatever I want by relying on my ability to use magic."
"You old witch!" Qiao Qi firmly grasped the broom and decided in her heart, she! Mermaid Princess! Never beg for mercy!
"Yes, old witch." Yang Yansheng looked at Qiao Qi flying in the air with a good mood.
The system that has been eating melons: the host is dying, what should I do with my poor little system? Should I tell the host that the favorability will become negative? Shivering. jpg
In the end, Yang Yansheng didn't go too far, and put the poor Qiao Qi down after a while.
"Ouch!" Qiao Qi dazedly supported herself on the broom, her stomach churning for a while.
In the future, if you want to ride the pirate ship of the Crab Crab family, you can just find this old witch directly. It's free, and you don't have to pay.
Thinking of this, Qiao Qi didn't know whether to be happy or worried.
"Work, work, don't be lazy!" Yang Yansheng urged. "As a 'textile worker' in a witch's private workshop, you must be conscious, or you won't be served."
Qiao Qi, who had come over, glared at Yang Yansheng, and scolded the hateful old witch thousands of times in her heart.
In the end, she dragged her own beautiful and slender body and obediently went to sweep the floor.
This time, she learned how to behave, instead of sweeping the floor like a mermaid waving her tail, she did her duty, sweeping the floor horizontally and vertically, as if she had divided the floor into squares, and piled it up piece by piece.
After a long time, Qiao Qi, a beginner, finally finished sweeping the floor. Yang Yansheng looked at it and nodded with rare satisfaction.
"Cooking." Yang Yansheng pointed to the location of the kitchen.
"You asked me to cook when you just finished the work, you squeezed!" Qiao Qi dropped the broom and scolded the black-hearted old witch.
"It's really squeezing, how can you live well without squeezing?" Yang Yansheng shook his head, looking like "you're still too tender". "If you want to live well, you need to be squeezed."
"You!" Qiao Qi wanted to resist, but she saw the paper airplane flying again.
Oh! Squeeze it squeeze it! For my beloved king! For my beautiful love! !
So Qiao Qi chose to swallow her anger. She tried her best to keep a good smile, picked up the broom and put it away, and then walked towards the kitchen step by step with her good steps.
...
Then the kitchen blew up.
There was a bang from the kitchen, Yang Yansheng shook his hand, accidentally dropped an extra drop of potion, and the thing in front of him rang loudly.
Bang!
Then she exploded.
Qiao Qi walked out of the kitchen with her frizzy hair red and burnt. When she walked in front of Yang Yansheng, there was still a little blackness in her mouth.
Yang Yansheng looked at Qiao Qiwu's jet-black face, and Qiao Qi looked at Yang Yansheng's worn black robe.
"Old witch, you are so embarrassed." Qiao Qi said with a smile first, with a hint of sympathy.
"Look at your fried scorched red, your fish can probably be braised." Yang Yansheng glanced at Qiao Qi's red tail.
It looks like a giant carp, a delicious sub.
Qiao Qi shrank her tail in fright. She straightened her neck and said loudly, "You! You dare! I'm a mermaid princess!"
"You know, before I became a witch, I was a famous coastal person on land." Yang Yansheng He lowered his throat, making the already indistinct voice even more hoarse, a bit like the feeling of a snake sticking its tongue out to its prey.
Each generation of witches will go to the land to find qualified and responsible human beings at a certain time, and then become masters and apprentices at your own will, and then use some kind of magic to make humans live in the ocean normally.
On land, the coastal people are the most famous people—because they can eat, to be precise, anything.
Yang Yansheng didn't lie, the old witch and the original owner were both from the coast.
"Anyway, you're not allowed! I'm a mermaid princess!" Qiao Qi couldn't help but take a few steps back. She seemed to be really afraid of being eaten, and she stretched out her dirty hand to wipe her face to make herself look even more dirty more difficult to eat.
"It's so dirty, I don't have any appetite." Yang Yansheng shook his head, turned his back and laughed happily when Qiao Qi couldn't see it.
Qiao Qi breathed a sigh of relief and gave up the idea of fighting the old witch. She quickly slipped away and left a dry sentence: "Anyway, I just don't cook."
Yang Yansheng looked at the back of Qiao Qi who was far away. , took her big cane unhurriedly and approached the kitchen.
After a while, the aroma gradually drifted out from the kitchen.
Qiao Qi followed the scent and came back in a sullen manner.
Two dishes and one soup, although not rich enough, was a great temptation for Qiao Qi.
Qiao Qi, this delicate mermaid princess, is rarely busy all morning, and the dishes on the table are too tempting...
"You are not allowed to enter the kitchen in the future." The ghost knows what magical sight Yang Yansheng saw when he entered the kitchen .
Qiao Qi hurriedly nodded, her eyes kept on the food on the table.
"What are you doing there? Come and eat." Yang Yansheng's tone was impolite, but the content made Qiao Qi extremely moved.
Qiao Qi hurriedly took a seat and happily began to eat. She stuffed a mouthful of the dish into her mouth, and just wanted to compliment the dish, but it turned out -
"That's mermaid meat." Yang Yansheng laughed lowly, making it sound creepy.
Qiao Qi was so frightened that she wanted to spit out what was in her mouth.
"I lied to you." Yang Yansheng said calmly.
Holding back Qiao Qi's face flushed, she hurriedly swallowed the dish and took a deep breath.
Why are there such wicked creatures in this ocean! ! Still a witch! witch! I can't beat it!
Qiao Qi kept giving Yang Yansheng a knife, but unfortunately Yang Yansheng didn't plan to pay attention at all.
In the end, it was over, Qiao Qi could only eat quietly, but he didn't dare to pick up the dish just now with his chopsticks.
This old witch, the cooking is quite delicious. It is one point better than the exclusive chef in the palace, and it has more than n points of home-style taste.
Qiao Qi scolded and praised in her heart, her eyes drifting to the so-called "mermaid meat" with fear, she wanted to eat and was afraid.
Poor Qiao Qi was too frightened to eat the food she wanted.
Poor Yang Yansheng had already been complained by Qiao Qi thousands of times in his heart.
Poor system, can't eat the candy of their cute cp, can only watch them hurt each other.
They love and kill each other, they really love and kill each other.
The system comforted himself, and suddenly poured himself a mouthful of fat house water, trying to use the fat house water to relieve his worries.
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I, Qiao Qi, swear, I will be at odds with this old witch for the rest of my life!
Qiao Qi tightly squeezed the plate in front of her, letting the foamy water slide down her hand.
The thing is, let's go back to that beautiful morning today...
Because Qiao Qi wants to be a servant for Yang Yansheng, so Qiao Qi is staying at the old witch's house for the time being.
So early in the morning, Qiao Qi opened her eyes and slowly paced to wash up. When she passed behind Yang Yansheng who was making breakfast, she subconsciously gave her a face.
After comparing the faces, Qiao Qi remembered that she could see something behind Yang Yansheng, so she quickly lowered her head in a guilty conscience, intending to pass by quickly pretending that nothing happened.
But the strange thing is that Yang Yansheng didn't respond.
Qiao Qi couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief, happily squeezed out the toothpaste and started brushing her teeth.
"Ah, I'm so beautiful~" Qiao Qi stood in front of the mirror and stroked the bangs in front of her forehead, boasting of her beauty without modesty.
But she does have the capital.
The little mermaid princess has a good foundation. The big eyes look extremely pure, and the dark eyes seem to be dotted with stars. Some babies have fat faces, cherry mouths, and upturned noses.
Coupled with this smooth short hair, it is simply beautiful - at least she thinks so.
Qiao Qi was so happy that she ran to the table for breakfast.
"Is this sandwich delicious?" Yang Yansheng asked Qiao Qi, who was eating happily.
"Mmmm!" Qiao Qi never lacked praise for food, and even because of eating, he was able to start a conversation with the old witch who was always at odds with him. "It's just that the taste is familiar, I seem to have eaten it somewhere."
"That's it." Yang Yansheng nodded and said something that Qiao Qi couldn't understand.
"What?" For some reason, Qiao Qi felt that something bad was happening.
"No, eat more if it's delicious, and you have to work after eating." Yang Yansheng didn't intend to explain, but urged Qiao Qi to eat faster.
"Cut~" Qiao Qi took a bite of the sandwich, feeling that the taste became more and more familiar.
She frowned, she just couldn't remember when she had eaten something that tasted like this.
I don't know what the sauce for the sandwich is. It has a faint scent of jasmine, and it's a little cool...
Wait, cool? ? Or jasmine scent? ? ! !
Qiao Qi suddenly remembered the toothpaste she used to brush her teeth this morning.
Yes! Jasmine! Li! flower! taste! of!
"Old witch!" Qiao Qi put down the sandwich, her face flushed red, she said word by word, "Tell me what the sauce is in this sandwich!"
"Oh." Yang Yansheng glanced calmly. Glancing at the few sandwiches left on Qiao Qi's plate, he said lightly, "Jasmine-flavored toothpaste."
"Looking at how fragrant you eat, it should taste good." Yang Yansheng nodded, serious. "It's the first time you try to cook this way, and you're lucky to be the first to eat it."
Qiao Qi: ! ! !
"Old witch! You are playing me a mermaid princess!" Qiao Qi stood up and stared at the calm Yang Yansheng condescendingly.
"Yeah." Yang Yansheng was also frank, chewing the last bite of the sandwich slowly, and then drank all the milk in the cup.
"Remember to wash the dishes later." Yang Yansheng stood up, picked up her big cane and prepared to leave.
"Why!" Qiao Qi gritted her teeth and grabbed the hand that Yang Yansheng had not had time to withdraw from the table.
The starting point is not the roughness Qiao Qi imagined, but the delicate and smooth touch.
But these are not important, the most important thing is to get mad at this wicked old witch.
"I didn't seem to mess with you today! I didn't slack off!" Qiao Qi was so angry that she praised that it tasted good.
Just make fun of me! This old witch is still lying to me! Lied to me! Trick me into eating toothpaste! What a compliment I have!
"This is indeed a new taste." Yang Yansheng withdrew her hand, facing Qiao Qi's anger, she seemed excessively calm and her tone was calm.
"Does anyone use toothpaste as a sauce!" Qiao Qi didn't believe it.
"Yes, I am." Yang Yansheng was silent for a while, and explained: "Jasmine-flavored sauce on land is not easy to preserve at the bottom of the sea, so I used magic to make edible toothpaste, which can be used as sauce."
Yang Yansheng looked at Qiao Qi's angry face, his tone was a little awkward to explain further. "In the etiquette of coastal people, jasmine-flavored breakfast must be used to welcome people."
"Eh? Is that so?" Qiao Qi's anger suddenly disappeared. She blushed and stammered. Unsure to ask.
"Yes."
"I'm sorry, old witch..." Qiao Qi scratched her short hair embarrassedly, and she felt a little embarrassed with her thick skin. "I misunderstood you."
"Just be diligent today." Yang Yansheng chuckled and started a new round of squeezing. "The bottom floor hasn't been cleaned for a long time..."
"Well, I'll go today." Qiao Qi rarely cooperated obediently, but she couldn't stop crying in her heart.
No way, who told her to misunderstand others and make such a big fire at them.
"Remember to take out all the dishes in the cupboard and wash them." Yang Yansheng squeezed again.
"Okay." Qiao Qi begged the old witch to stop talking in her heart.
Fortunately, Yang Yansheng did not continue.
Qiao Qi breathed a sigh of relief.
She didn't expect, and even said it was an accident - that this ugly and gloomy-looking ugly old witch would welcome her.
And she just felt a little bit of helplessness and doting in the old witch's tone when she explained it.
Qiao Qi, whose thoughts were flying, was so frightened that she immediately returned to her senses.
How can it be! That was the old witch who was destined to be irreconcilable in her life!
Qiao Qi saw Yang Yansheng walking slowly with crutches and his back was a little hunched, and suddenly felt a little sad.
No matter how powerful the old witch is, she still has the loneliness of an empty nester.
Qiao Qi had some sympathy and decided to work hard today to make up for this lonely empty nester.
When she picked up the plate and was about to wag her beautiful tail—
why did the seaweed suddenly appear on the table legs and entangled me silently? ? ?
Qiao Qi put down the plate, bent down hard, and tried to untangle this annoying seaweed.
You must know that their mermaids are the most difficult creatures to bend down, and picking off the seaweed at the tail is difficult for a mermaid like Qiao Qi with short hands.
Qiao Qi was sweating profusely, she finally grabbed the sinful seaweed, pulled it out and took a closer look, only to see a few small words glittering on the seaweed——
[This is another punishment. ]
I, Qiao Qi, are at odds with this old witch all my life!
In the end, Qiao Qi didn't go to trouble Yang Yansheng, but accepted her fate as a hard worker.
Because she thought that she had something to ask others, and that there was a mistake first, so she could only accept her fate.
She brushed the dishes angrily, as if they were the utterly bad old witch.
Maybe it was because Qiao Qi's resentment was too deep, or maybe it was because the plates had their own aura, and they all slipped from Qiao Qi's hands playfully.
Bang~bang~bang~
The plates happily joined the earth to play the music that came as they were told, maybe it was not enough fun, and even the fragments of the plates began to dance.
? ? ?
Qiao Qi looked at the ceramic shards all over the floor, and then looked at her empty hand.
What are you doing? She just wanted to put the dishes in the cupboard!
Plate man, why did you all fall to the ground?
Qiao Qi grimaced, looked at the debris on the floor, and then looked at the empty cupboard.
"What are you doing?" The old witch's voice suddenly appeared, and Qiao Qi, who had done bad things, was shocked.
"Why are these broken?" Yang Yansheng asked, looking at the debris all over the ground.
"Cough, what, I accidentally slipped my hand." Qiao Qi felt that she was empty.
"The plates are gone, how will I eat in the future?" Yang Yansheng glanced at the cupboard and the platform.
"Is there nothing else?" Qiao Qi felt distressed, and habitually scratched her short hair.
"No." Yang Yansheng answered truthfully, and commented on Qiao Qi by the way. "Clumsy hands and feet."
Qiao Qi bowed her head obediently, not daring to make trouble.
"Then... can the magic be restored?" Qiao Qi asked cautiously.
"Broken mirror and reunion is high-level magic and requires a lot of gems." Yang Yansheng narrowed his eyes and continued: "But you can go back to the furnace and rebuild it."
"!" Qiao Qi, who had been obediently admitting her mistake, was angry with the poisonous Yang Yansheng and exploded. Dull hair. "I'll go back to the palace and get a stack for you!"
"The plates in the palace?" Yang Yansheng asked with a smile, "Tell me, how many mouths have you eaten?" The old witch was a little bit clean.
Qiao Qi judged in her heart, the whole person went down, and she asked dullly, "What should I do?"
"Today you go with me to buy on land." Yang Yansheng waved his hand, all the debris on the ground flew up in an orderly manner, forming a small group, and ran into the trash can obediently.
"Land wow!" Qiao Qi was excited when she heard this.
"I'm not asking you to play, but to be a coolie carrying dishes." Yang Yansheng hit Qiao Qi's enthusiasm at the right time.
"Oh." Qiao Qi felt that the excitement just now was simply asking for nothing.
"Pack up, get ready to go." Yang Yansheng took his big cane, turned around and walked away slowly.
Qiao Qi pouted, washed her hands, and followed Yang Yansheng in three or two steps.
"Host, didn't the original owner have a storage bag?" The system couldn't help but wonder. "Why do you want the female supporting role to go to work as a coolie?"
"Cultivating feelings." Yang Yansheng looked at Qiao Qi's negative 2 favorability for her, and his voice was a bit vicissitudes. "If you don't train it again, then the time comes to chase the wife crematorium."
The system coughed twice: Host, do you also know the wife chaser crematorium?
Of course, he didn't dare to say this, he could only complain in his heart.
"What about my legs?" Qiao Qi asked in hindsight.
"When we get to the shore, I'll make a pair for you temporarily." Yang Yansheng glanced at Qiao Qi's red tail, and said without hesitation, "For the sake of your bankruptcy, I'll lose a little bit, and you owe me six hundred gems. , I'll help you with the money for the plate first."
"How long does it take to buy the plate? Just go grab it!" Qiao Qi showed a painful expression.
According to the calculation of the land, six hundred gems are equal to sixty thousand.
At this time, every day is beautiful, and Qiao Qi, who is only used as a mermaid, can't help but think in her heart, how long does she have to save 600,000? ? How long will she have no pocket money?
--
At first Qiao Qi was excited to get her legs, but she jumped up and down so unhappy.
"Little devil, go." Yang Yansheng called out, looking at the circle of footprints on the beach.
"Okay!" Qiao Qi followed closely.
"Old witch, when will I be able to get to the market ...
" Qiao Qi walked weakly, she felt her feet were aching, and her legs were sore and swollen.
"How long have you been walking?" Yang Yansheng walked unhurriedly, leaning on crutches. "You're tired so soon?"
"God, what are you talking about, old witch? We've been walking for about ten minutes. I'm so tired!" Qiao Qi's face was wrinkled into a bun, because of excessive exercise Some red.
"It's only ten minutes." Yang Yansheng laughed lowly. "At this speed, we will have to walk for 20 minutes later."
"What's the matter? Not used to human legs? stand up. "
"This thing doesn't have a tail, so it's easy to get tired."
"Eh." Yang Yansheng sighed heavily, like an old mother who was too anxious for her child. "Pigs go farther than you."
Qiao Qi:? ?
"Pigs have four legs!" Qiao Qi subconsciously retorted, feeling that something was wrong with her words.
fine! The top priority is to fight this irritating old witch.
Indirectly, she admitted that she could be compared with pigs, and her words also carried the meaning of "as long as I have four legs, I will go farther than pigs".
"Then I'll give you two more legs, how about you compare yourself to a pig?" Yang Yansheng stopped and turned to stare seriously at this delicate mermaid princess.
"I don't want it!" Qiao Qi added angrily: "I'm not a pig either! I'm a mermaid, like a princess!"
"Oh." Yang Yansheng turned around again and continued on his way, and said lightly: "If it's not a pig, just follow."
Qiao Qi gritted her teeth, for her face, she had to keep up with the old witch even when she walked to Tuoxu today. pace.
The sun was shining brightly, coupled with Qiao Qi's inability to adapt to human legs, she was really behind in a short while.
"Hey...Old witch..." Qiao Qi finally succumbed to the fact, she called out, her voice hoarse.
Yang Yansheng stopped and turned to look at Qiao Qi.
"I can't do it anymore..." Qiao Qi's lips turned pale, but she still had to explain something: "I'm not a pig either."
Yang Yansheng took out a water bottle out of thin air and handed it to Qiao Qi, her tone indifferent but with great kindness. "Water, refill it."
Qiao Qi took the water and was moved in her heart.
It's rare that the old witch shows mercy and cares about the mermaid and doesn't hate the mermaid!
"Thank you." Qiao Qi thanked politely, and then grumbled to replenish the water lost in her body.
"Let's go." Yang Yansheng saw that she was almost resting, and then started to walk with her crutches.
But this time, she deliberately slowed down her steps again and again, waiting for Qiao Qi who couldn't walk behind her.
Qiao Qi lifted the bangs on her forehead, wiped away the sweat, and followed Yang Yansheng.
...
The streets are crowded with each other.
"If you don't want to get lost, just follow." Yang Yansheng leaned on her big cane and stopped to wait for Qiao Qi behind.
"Hey, old witch, wait for me!" Qiao Qi was hit by the crowd, making her stand a little unsteady. Seeing that Yang Yansheng seemed to start walking again, she hurriedly squeezed in and grabbed Yang Yansheng's sleeve.
"There are so many people here." Qiao Qi grabbed Yang Yansheng's sleeve and held her breath slightly.
There are many people, so the smell of sweat is also mixed together, and Qiao Qi's nose is more nimble.
Yang Yansheng didn't talk, and concentrated on finding where she was going.
Qiao Qi looked at the back of Yang Yansheng who was half a head shorter than her, pouted her lips and squeezed towards her again.
The two were very close to each other, and the fresh mint smell belonging to Yang Yansheng rushed to the face, driving out the smell of sweat, all of them penetrated into Qiao Qi's nose, purifying her who had been polluted for a long time.
What! So fragrant! I didn't expect this old witch to have a good time!
Qiao Qi took a deep breath and showed an intoxicated look on her face.
Coincidentally, Yang Yansheng turned his head and saw Qiao Qi's intoxicated look.
Four eyes facing each other.
Qiao Qi's face turned red from pig liver, she turned her head away, her face unnatural.
Damn, this is the old witch I want to be incompatible with! Why did I put on that expression of admiration just now! I even showed her!
"I didn't know you were still a dog." Yang Yansheng smiled in a good mood, still mocking Qiao Qi.
"I don't! I'm not!" Qiao Qi tightly grabbed Yang Yansheng's sleeve and stared at her fiercely.
"Oh, if it's not a dog, then it's a dog." Yang Yansheng nodded seriously, and finally asked, "Does it smell good?"
"It smells good..." Qiao Qi, who was pretending to be fierce and honest, didn't react for a while. Subconsciously speak the truth.
"...Fuck!" Qiao Qi hurriedly rounded up the field, preventing her dangerous speech. "What does it smell good or bad! What nonsense are you talking about! Old witch, tell you again! I, Qiao Qi, are neither a dog nor a dog!"
"Then you say yes." Yang Yansheng nodded, but The tone did not think so.
What can Qiao Qi do? Take it!
...
Soon Yang Yansheng took Qiao Qi to a small teahouse.
"What are we doing here?" Qiao Qi followed Yang Yansheng to the second floor, watching the food on other people's table along the way.
"Take a rest, you will have the strength to move the dishes later." Yang Yansheng took Qiao Qi to the seat.
"Cut." Qiao Qi said on the face that he didn't care, but in fact a group of people were moved inside.
"I'm afraid that you will drop the plate halfway and drag me down." Yang Yansheng added.
This time, Qiao Qi's inner emotion was completely gone. She gritted her teeth and responded, "Oh, then I really thank you!"
"Well, no need to thank you, I'm still waiting to squeeze you to the point of worthless. , we don't owe each other." Yang Yansheng nodded, and casually told the shop assistant next to him what he wanted.
Qiao Qi held her stomach full of fire, she took a deep breath, and said that she didn't want to bother with this old witch.
After all, the old witch is old, and the poisonous tongue is only to relieve loneliness. I am such a young and happy mermaid, I have to let it go, I have to let it go!
"Oh." Qiao Qi kept a polite smile.
"The dim sum money will be charged to your account." Yang Yansheng added.
Who can bear this! ! ! I quit! !
Qiao Qi roared in his heart, and slapped his mouth back: "A cockroach, you stingy!"
"Well, that's right." Yang Yansheng nodded in agreement. She smiled, lowered her voice and replied, a greedy old man. "If I don't pluck a single hair, how will I grow old?"
Qiao Qi gritted her teeth tightly, and in the end she could only hum.
Soon the cakes ordered by Yang Yansheng were placed, and one person and one fish ate without talking.
The guests in the whole building were laughing and talking, but their table was fascinated and embarrassed.
There are even some hostile connotations.
After eating and drinking, and resting for a while, the two got up to check out and buy plates.
When checking out, Yang Yansheng also mentioned the bookkeeping again.
Qiao Qi: "!!!" Don't stop me, I want to touch porcelain to this miser today! ! I want to touch the porcelain to meet her and go bankrupt! ! !
Of course, Qiao Qi just thought about it, shouldn't she have to follow the old witch obediently?
System: What a miserable mermaid princess.
The system looked at Qiao Qi's favorability toward his host, and luckily it didn't drop, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
--
"Here, give me a dozen." Yang Yansheng pointed to the most precious plate at the top, and wanted to buy a dozen without blinking.
"Wait—" Qiao Qi stopped the shopkeeper's movements, she stepped forward and stared at Yang Yansheng. "You! Why did you choose the most expensive one!"
"I like it." Yang Yansheng looked at the shopkeeper and motioned for him to take down the plate.
Seeing this, Qiao Qi quickly glared at the shopkeeper.
The store owner withdrew his hand, looked at the two of them expressionlessly, and waited for the two to discuss before taking action.
"Can't you just buy the most expensive one without blinking if you like it?!" Qiao Qi gritted her teeth, blood dripping from her heart before she paid.
"Well, it's not my money anyway." Yang Yansheng looked at Qiao Qi with interest, and her deliberately lowered voice made her even more bitter.
"That's my money!" Qiao Qi's short hair stood up again in anger. "Old witch, that's my money!"
"Well, because it's your money, I can't blink."
Qiao Qi moved her lips and wanted to continue fighting back.
"That...why not." The store owner who was watching the drama on the side made a sound in time, interrupting the fight. "Whoever pays, whoever listens."
Yang Yansheng nodded, his deliberately ugly face showing true appreciation.
Qiao Qi gritted her teeth and glared at the shopkeeper.
Seeing this, the shopkeeper already knew who was paying for it. He happily took the plate and neatly packed it and put it on the table. "Sorry, there are no bags in the store today, so I can only tie it up with rope."
"There are fifty-one plants and one piece in total. In order to express our apology, after erasing the fraction, the actual amount is fifty-one plants. "
One gem is equal to 10,000 plants, and ten pieces are equal to one plant.
Yang Yansheng took out his wallet to pay without hesitation, while Qiao Qi on the side was so distressed that his expression gradually distorted.
Black-hearted shopkeeper, black-hearted old witch!
...
Qiao Qi carefully followed behind Yang Yansheng with a pile of precious plates.
"Old witch, slow down!" Qiao Qi looked at the crowd around, for fear that a plate would accidentally fall to the ground.
These plates are old and expensive and can't be dropped! Can't fall!
Qiao Qi stared at the plate wholeheartedly, taking small steps.
"If you don't hurry, I'm afraid you won't be able to go back today." Yang Yansheng stopped, looked up at the sky,
Qiao Qi followed Yang Yansheng's head, and just wanted to speak...
"Bang!"
! ! !
Qiao Qi bumped into a strong man with three big and five thick, and the plate fell with it.
The strong man scratched his head and looked at Qiao Qi, who was shattered on the ground. "Little girl, I'm sorry! I didn't have time to avoid it."
Because the strong man apologized very politely, as the saying goes, don't hit the smiling face, Qiao Qi had to work hard to hold back the smile inside. "It's okay, it's okay." The ghost is okay! Ah my money!
Hearing the sound, Yang Yansheng looked at the plate on the ground, and the system followed Yang Yansheng's gaze at the plate on the ground.
Broken Plate: I'm so hard, two people, one fish and one system are staring at me.
The strong man squatted down and picked up the pieces without saying a word, not knowing what to do for a while.
Because it was Qiao Qi who didn't see the way, he kept hitting others, and the plate was only broken by Qiao Qi when he was nervous and accidentally let go.
The strong man was just an innocent passerby who failed to give way in time because of his overweight body and the crowding of pedestrians on the road.
In addition, this plate looks very expensive and very expensive, and the strong man does not want to pay for this injustice.
"I'm sorry, it's my child who didn't walk properly." Yang Yansheng took a step forward, and she took the plate from the strong man's hand, alleviating the embarrassment.
"Uh...it's okay." The strong man was relieved when Yang Yansheng took the initiative to take the responsibility. He showed a silly smile and stood there not knowing what to say next.
When Qiao Qi saw Yang Yansheng come to relieve the embarrassment, she stood beside her obediently and did not speak, and didn't care that Yang Yansheng said "my child".
At the same time bleeding inside.
"Then I'll go first if I have nothing to do?" The strong man took the initiative to speak.
"Okay." Yang Yansheng nodded, making way for the strong man.
The strong man left quickly.
"It seems that I can't go back today." Yang Yansheng shoved the fragments of the plate to Qiao Qi, motioning her to take them and throw them into a nearby trash can.
Qiao Qi looked at the difficult appearance of Yang Yansheng holding a big crutch in one hand and the fragments of a plate in the other.
Still bleeding inside.
"Then what are we going to do now." Qiao Qi, who had done something wrong, looked at Yang Yansheng, and her words were no longer as arrogant as they used to be.
"We'll sleep on the street." Yang Yansheng stretched out his hand and tapped Qiao Qi's head with his index knuckle, with a bad tone.
"Ah?" Qiao Qi covered her head in disbelief. "Really sleeping on the street?"
"I'm out of money." Yang Yansheng nodded seriously.
Eating melon system: In fact, the host still has a bunch of gems in his pocket... the host is rich!
"Who told you to buy such an expensive plate!" Qiao Qi stared at Yang Yansheng, thinking of these, she was angry, and the blood in her heart was dripping without money.
"Who told you to break my dishes." Yang Yansheng gave Qiao Qi a "love chestnut" again.
The guilty Qiao Qi avoided the chestnut and said nothing.
"Okay..." Qiao Qi lowered her head and cautiously asked again: "Is there really no money?"
"If a witch has no money, then I am a failure as a witch." The princess suddenly became soft and cute, and no longer bullied others, she turned around and led the way.
"Follow," she said.
"Oh oh oh." Qiao Qi obediently followed.
Finally, the two came to a more upscale hotel.
"Let's order the restaurant's signature wine and dishes, and book two single rooms." Yang Yansheng said.
"Guest, the single room is gone, but there is still a double room, what do you think...?" The second shopkeeper made a dangerous remark.
"Then go to another store!" Qiao Qi stopped him.
"Hey, guests, you must have come from other places, right? It's your first time here? Today you are just in time for the town's triennial carnival. There are too many people from other places. Maybe it's already been crowded." The second shopkeeper was diligently soliciting customers. "This is the last room in the shop, you have to hurry up!"
"Well, just as I said before." Yang Yansheng was a little troubled by the crackling of the shop assistant, probably because she had been pretending to be an old man for a long time...
"Okay. !" The shop boy happily prepared to prepare the room.
"Eh!" Qiao Qi still wanted to stop.
She didn't want to sleep in the same room with this cheap and super bad old witch!
The shop assistant stopped and looked at Qiao Qi suspiciously.
"Shut up, do you want to sleep on the street!?" Yang Yansheng rubbed his head, feeling extremely uncomfortable. "Go get ready, it's troublesome."
Maybe it was the old man who had been pretending for a long time. At this moment, he had walked so many roads all at once, and the shop was very noisy, plus the crackling of the second shopkeeper just now.
"Okay~" The shop boy was delighted.
"Hmph." Qiao Qi snorted softly and said nothing.
After all, she caused all this, plus she seemed a little uncomfortable when she saw the old witch.
"System? Why is this body so weak?" Yang Yansheng paid at the front desk and followed the shop assistant to the room, knocking on the system window on the way.
"Because in this world, magic can be said to be against the sky, so it has to be exchanged with physical health. Fortunately, your foundation is relatively good, and you will not become sick or short-lived." The system explained. "In addition to the fact that the original owner is extremely lacking in exercise, this body will be weaker."
"Then the exercises in those worlds were effective? Or do you have any medicine to strengthen your body?" The force of the crutches went down.
"No." The system answered truthfully. "The rules of this world are quite special, and foreign exercises are extremely repelled, so it has no effect, not even my medicine."
"But I am still a plug-in for ten thousand years, but I can only do it so that you can live long and not get sick. "
Well, I see." Yang Yansheng made up his mind secretly and decided to exercise well in the future.
...
When I got to the room, it was extremely embarrassing between one person and one fish.
Fortunately, the second shopkeeper knocked on the door and asked, "Guest, the food you ordered is ready, do you want to eat in the room or go downstairs?"
"In the room, do you have any comments?" Yang Yansheng looked at Qiao Seven.
Qiao Qi was as quiet as a chicken, and nodded inexplicably obediently.
"Please bring it to the room." Yang Yansheng responded loudly, and the normally suppressed voice returned to its original appearance.
The ding dong is sweet, clean and free of impurities, and the soft girl's voice sounds a little childish.
Qiao Qi naturally heard it, and she looked at Yang Yansheng in surprise.
Yang Yansheng looked back at her calmly and said in a low voice, "Is it good? After all, I was also a beauty and a flower in the ocean."
"Bah! No... shameless!" Qiao Qi had to admit that Yang Yansheng's voice just now was very nice, but she still had to slap her lips.
"Thank you for the compliment." Yang Yansheng smiled happily, still in that soft girly voice.
"???" Qiao Qi's eyes widened because of thunder, this is not the old witch she knew!
"Witch, you just have to be thick-skinned." Yang Yansheng said sternly, and his voice returned to the devilish sound that the old witch used to squeeze the merman.
"You have some self-knowledge." Qiao Qi said with disgust, and began to quietly miss the nice voice of the previous few seconds.
As a delicate and beautiful mermaid princess, she naturally appreciates and likes beautiful and delicate things, so she also likes Yang Yansheng's soft voice.
The shop assistant knocked on the door in time, put all the food on it, and then backed away.
"Have a good rest after eating, and don't break the plate tomorrow." Yang Yansheng handed Qiao Qi a pair of chopsticks, and added, "The meal and lodging expenses are on your account."
"Why!" Qiao Qi almost pinched the chopsticks break.
"Because of your mistake, we have to live here." Yang Yansheng had a solid reason.
"But you ate and you slept too!" Qiao Qi gritted her teeth, trying to reject this decision. "You suck! If you have the ability, you can sleep on the street and don't eat!"
"I have no ability." Yang Yansheng chose to take a step back for fear of angering the poor Qiao Qi. "Today's meal and accommodation costs 37 cents, I will give you 7 cents."
"Okay." Qiao Qi thought about it, gritted her teeth and agreed.