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Smut Warning.
"You didn't like the breakfast..?" I turned to Kuni sitting beside me, "Just so you know, I cooked everything." I furrowed my eyebrows at him.
"Hey, I didn't even say one fucking word," He glared at me. "I'm just... not hungry," He reluctantly said and looked away.
'Sure, he's not hungry.' I sarcastically remarked in my head and grumpily turned away from him.
We were supposed to cook together earlier and we did, but he turned on the stove too high and almost burned the whole kitchen. Thankfully, Khail came back and he tied Kuni on the chair this time because I told him to do so. He was about to commit arson in his own home, our home.
In the end, I had to cook for us while he's tied to the chair and I'm still mad at him about that. He really can't cook for himself, maybe that's why he kept Khail around.
"So..." I began and looked around his empty office, though there were still some boxes around the corners. "What are we doing here again?" I asked him.
He leaned against the vacant desk he used to work on, "Nothing." He said in the most uninterested tone.
I was going to bicker about it but I just held myself back, maybe he just misses being here. All those fatui work, all those signing papers, and that one time I went here in that... disguise.
"Reminiscing your work here..?" I stepped closer to him on the desk, observing his face.
"Huh? No, I was thinking about you." He simply replied, glancing up at the ceiling. He's doing it again!
"Oh," I sheepishly chuckled. He can be so unpredictable, sometimes. I can't tell what he's thinking, his words just don't match with his actions.
"Why the fuck are you staring at me like that..?" He smirked at me, "Are you still mad about earlier? Sorry, I won't upset you again." He reached for my wrist.
"Apology not accepted," I instantly replied with a scoff. I already forgave him but it was fun teasing him. Still, he almost burned the whole house down.
"Feisty as ever..." He mumbled under his breath, "What kind of apology do you accept then?" He cockily smirked, pulling me closer to him.
I jerked away and pulled my hand from his grip, "Are you out of your mind?!" I hissed at him, slightly glancing at the door. He's like this again, just like earlier!
He stifled a laugh and grabbed my hand again, "Fuck, o-okay, I'm kidding." He chuckled softly, visibly amused at my reaction. I hate it when he bullies me like this.
"I don't like fighting with you..." He deeply sighed and hugged my arm, "I love you too much for that."
What a big baby, I didn't know he could be so affectionate. He changes his moods every time but he's still likeable in every way. He missed me so much so I just let him cling to me whenever he wants.
"You do?" I chuckled softly, "Well, I-"
"Then tell me, why do you think I cancelled all my missions and disregarded my paper work?" He sternly asked. There he goes again with that change of mood. "Why do I always wake up so fucking early in the morning just to finish all my work? Why do I always wander the city to look for you? Why do I pick flowers in the morning just to give them to you? Why do I put so much fucking effort in doing and giving you everything you want? Why did I quit the Fatui just to be with you, hm?" He hummed, pursing his lips to hold back a smile.
He looked really serious about what he just said, which is making me fall for him even more. He's really giving his best and it's nice, I feel bad that I almost denied my own feelings for him.
"Uh... well... y-you know..? Because.." I couldn't even form a word, I didn't know what to say to that since I'm not even sure how and why I charmed him. I was always goofing around, not knowing he genuinely meant his actions and words.
He huffed through his nose and stood up properly, "This is all your fault, I'm losing my fucking mind because of you." He grinned and stretched his arm.
"Your welcome," I sneered and crossed my arms.
"What about you?" He grunted when he popped his neck, "Why do you love me?"
"Oh," I began and looked down for a moment to think. "When I first saw you, I was really curious about you and I felt like.. I've seen you before." His eyes grew wide when I said that, "Maybe because you were so weirdly nice to me, even though... we were supposed to be y'know.." I faked a chuckle.
"Understandable," He shrugged.
"I just felt that we click and I wanted to get to know you better," I put my hands behind me, leaning on the desk now that he's not there anymore. "If I'm her... did I change?"
"You're still you," He gave a warm smile. "You didn't fucking change one bit," He almost pressed his two fingers together.
"What did you like about me... in the past?" I asked with full curiosity, the number one question in my head right now.
He crossed his arms and looked down for a bit, "You weren't scared of me, even when I kill everything right in front of me. And because we were... different, but we also had some similarities, because we were both outcasts? ...Abandoned?" He slightly shook his head.
I frowned a little and tilted my head, urging him to say more. "Other than that, you're pretty and all that.. cliché shit, y'know? And I liked that you're persistent, you always pull those shitty jokes on me." He scoffed, smiling at the memory.
"They're not shitty," I furrowed my eyebrows at him and threatened to slap him.
"There's a lot more than all of that. You're just... undeniably lovable, always and in all fucking ways." He warmly smiled and tried to reach for my hand.
"I could say the same to you," I smiled back and nodded at him. "Always and in all ways."
We both laughed and playfully jabbed each other's arms. I'm glad I didn't change, although I don't remember anything from the past. I guess it's fine now that we're happy, I'll still work on having knowledge of our past.
As long as we have each other now, it's only us against the world. I guess we shouldn't meddle with the past too much.
"I never stopped loving you, and I won't fucking stop." He stared at me with sincerity in his eyes and held my hand in assurance.
"What would you do if I rejected you, hm?" I teased, lowering my head as I gazed at him. He's being too flirty and I bet he doesn't even realize that.
"First of all, fuck you if you did that." He stifled a laugh, making me laugh too. "Second, I'll just... court you again and maybe pull the same shit you did on me that day." He crossed his arms and nodded his head.
"Then, I should've rejected you." I confidently said, making him scowl at me. I wonder what he'll dress up as, maybe Elsa? Oh! What about Sven?
"Shut the hell up, you're mine now, fuck that." He clicked his tongue in annoyance and hugged my arm again beside me. There he is, being a baby again.
"Yup, I'm for the workless grumpy baby." I just agreed and leaned my head on the back of his neck.
It was starting to get hot since the room's completely empty so I got up and fixed myself, "Let's go somewhe-"
"Where the fuck are you going? Let's stay here," He raised a brow and smirked a little. Why does he want to stay here? Is he immune to the heat?
"It's hot in here..?" I complained, furrowing my eyebrows since I couldn't understand him. "Why do you still want to stay here anyway?" I questioned.
"To have my real breakfast," He placed his hands on my sides, slightly pushing me back on the desk.
Panic rushed through me as I glanced down on his hands then at his face, he looked serious and his gaze was turning darker. "S-So, you weren't joking?" I sounded nervous, remembering the first thing he said earlier about our agendas today.
"Why the fuck would I joke about that?" He chuckled and sat me on the desk, standing between my legs to part them. "I'm a man of my wor-"
"No, you're not." I pursed my lips and furrowed my eyebrows at him, his lips looked so kissable and it's not helping.
"Okay, sometimes." He emphasized, pursing his lips. "Just like now," He cheekily grinned and leaned closer to my face.
He was about to lean in when I placed my hand over his mouth first, "You locked the door, right?" I glanced behind him, just to make sure this time. I'm still a bit traumatized about last night.
"Not sure," He cockily smirked and pushed my hand away. He leaned closer to my ear and whispered, "Are you scared?" His voice sending chills down my spine.
"I'm serious!" I hissed at him, smacking his shoulder. Is he not aware that this used to be his office and there's still fatui wandering around here?
"Fine, I fucking locked it, no one comes here anyway..." He admitted, pressing his lips on my neck. I still don't trust him after last night, but that didn't seem important right now.
He pulled away to meet my eyes and we stared at each other before he leaned close to my face, inches away. I looked down on his lips before my attention went back to his eyes, he did the same and lowered his eyelids a bit.
My lips parted as he suddenly kissed me. I closed my eyes when he sucked on my lower lip before forcing his tongue inside my mouth. I felt his hand grip my waist and his other hand angled my face to deepen the kiss. Everything was happening so quickly again and I couldn't stop it, neither can he.
We both panted when we pulled away for air, "Get up." He told me and released his grip on my waist.
I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion and just did what he told me to. My mouth was still parted, wanting more of him. He stepped back from me, his lips were also parted and his chest was moving a lot, breathing heavily.
"Strip," He commanded, crossing his arms.
"W-What?" I gulped, studying his face. I can't tell if he's serious or not, but right here?
"Don't make me fucking wait," He warned, nodding his head to urge me to go ahead.
"Y-You think it's okay to do this here?" I nervously glanced back at the door. I know he locked it but this used to be his office and it's definitely weird to do this here!
"Trust me, I don't fucking care." He said in a hoarse voice before stepping closer to me again. He leaned in and kissed me, cupping my cheeks.
He carefully lifted up my nightwear, revealing my body and undergarments. I nervously grinned when he did, "Can you.. stop staring?" My face heated up when his eyes roamed around my body.
"Why the fuck do you have those?" He pointed at something so I looked down to see some of my visible scars on my waist and hips.
"Oh, that's.. normal, for me..?" I couldn't even speak normally, his stares were bothering me so much.
"They don't hurt, do they?" His eyes darted to mine, he looked a little worried.
"O-Of course not," I chuckled. They're literally old scars, I don't get why he asked if they still hurt. "Don't you have scars too..?" I lifted his shirt up too, revealing his abdomen with some cuts. I almost drooled at the view.
"What the fuck?" He shook his head to snap out of his thoughts, he glanced down on my hand gripping his shirt then back to me.
"We're matching!" I happily gasped when I noticed a cut on his side like the one on mine. I was just guessing that he had scars and turns out he has too, a lot of them.
"Enough with the fucking chit chat, let's continue where we left off last night..." He clicked his tongue and didn't waste a second to kiss me again. He completely lifted my nightwear over my head so I'm only left with my undergarments now.
He stepped away to look at me head to toe as I hugged myself to at least cover myself when he was staring again. "Fuck, you're pretty..." He whispered and glanced at the door before holding my neck to pull me in a kiss again, tasting every bit of me.
He slightly pushed me on the desk to make me sit on it as he instantly moved forward when I did, spreading my legs wider. I quietly moaned in the kiss when his hand pushed my bra up, massaging my breast aggressively.
His kisses went down my jaw to my neck as my hands went down his chest to lift his shirt up, he pulled away and took off his shirt in a hurry. I bit my bottom lip and angled my head to the side when he kissed my neck again.
"Ah!" I yelped when he suddenly sucked on my chest, I closed my eyes shut and grabbed a handful of his hair in attempt to suppress the incoming sounds from my mouth.
He played with my nipples using his tongue and fingers, which drove me crazy. He showered my chest with kisses before lifting his head back up to look at me, he was panting so much now and his face looked so lecherous. We didn't even mind how hot the room suddenly became.
"I hate this..." I muttered under my breath and turned away from him. He looked so hungry for pleasure.
He wheezed and stifled a laugh at my reaction, "Look me in the fucking eye and tell me you hate this." He held my chin to make me face him again, his other hand resting on my thigh.
I furrowed my eyebrows when he squished my cheeks with his hand. "I'll punch you..." I mumbled as my heart pounded even more when he seductively smirked at me.
"Sorry, am I taking things too fast?" He chuckled and leaned in to peck my cheek. "Should I be slower then..?" He whispered, caressing my thigh with his hand.
"...Fine," I hesitantly replied, giving in now. It's just us here, so why am I so nervous?
"That's what I fucking thought," He cockily scoffed before pushing me down on the desk so I'm laying on my back now. I thought he said he'd go slow! This lying gremlin!
He held my other leg on his arm and leaned down to capture my lips in another kiss, I could feel his boner slightly poke my thigh when he pressed his body down on me. I held onto his back when his hand reached up to my bra and unclasped it, tossing it away in a hurry.
"Wait-!" I bit my lip to stop a moan when I felt his finger on my panties. He started sucking on my left mound while massaging the other with his other hand, not even giving me time to react. I felt embarrassed that he could already feel my wetness, he's gonna think I'm so eager for him now!
He lifted his head up again to look down on my state, he stared at me hungrily with his lips parted, visibly enjoying the view in front of him. "Not so honorary knight now... hm?" He gave a cocky grin.
I glared at him and turned away grumpily, the nerve of him to act like a big baby and now he's like this. "I want to stop..." I whispered under my breath, still feeling hesitant about what's going to happen.
"Yeah? Down here says otherwise," He lifted my legs to tug on my panties and successfully took them off in a swift.
I bit my finger to stop my moans when I felt his finger slowly slip inside me. I immediately felt the stinging pain building up down there. "Shit," I whispered a curse in pain when he added another finger.
He pulled his fingers out and I thought my prayers have been heard but no, he thrusted his fingers inside me again, deeper this time. I couldn't help but let out my suppressed moans when he kept doing that over and over, it was making me go crazy. He's weirdly good at this and I'm not buying it.
He placed my leg over his shoulder to spread me wider as he didn't stop pushing his fingers inside me. "Good girl," He cooed and leaned down to peck my lips again.
My eyes grew wide when he suddenly ducked down and held my legs in place, he was now eye level with my womanhood. He knelt down in front of me, between my legs, and inserted his finger again. What is he doing now?! This position is so embarrassing!
"What are y- Ah!" I moaned when I suddenly felt his tongue licking my sensitive bud. His tongue and finger thrusted in me in unison. I felt my breath hitch in my throat every time he pushes his finger in me and his tongue swirling around my folds.
Why is the former 6th Fatui Harbinger eating me out?!
Punching him would be great right now but I just moaned his name repeatedly, in attempt to stop him until I felt my legs trembling before my release. I covered my face with my palms and closed my eyes shut, hoping that this is all a dream. This will forever haunt me in my dreams, so why would I bother hoping?!
I thought he was done but I suddenly flinched when he licked me clean. Dear sexy morax, please save me. He pulled away from my womanhood and lifted his head back up, still kneeling down.
The urge to punch him right now was rushing through me but him kneeling in front of me was such a view. He brushed his hair back with his hand and licked his wet lips, he looked so heavenly and I couldn't help but think that something was lacking. He slowly got up and stared at my state, he smirked at the mess he made of me. I was panting so much and I felt like my heart could stop anytime.
"You still hate this?" He breathed out and raised a brow, pulling my arm to sit me up.
"You said you'd go slow!" I smacked his shoulder and covered my chest with my other arm. Man of word, my ass.
"Maybe I changed my mind," He simply replied and wiped his mouth with his wrist.
We switched places so he's leaning on the desk this time while I'm hovering over him. I was feeling wet again and the bulge in his pants shows he's still not satisfied after that. "It's not fair that I'm the only one who's completely bare here." I pursed my lips, glancing down on his pants.
"Let's play fair then..." The side of his lips rose up as I tugged his pants down, I could clearly see his hard-on now. He parted his lips when I reached down to touch it against his boxers, he looked stunned about what I just did.
His eyes were half-lidded as he started breathing heavily when I gently rubbed on it, making me proud of myself for instantly turning him weak with just my touch.
Two strokes was enough to make him snap, he grabbed my sides and held me in place in front of him. He held the back of my other trembling leg with his hand and hung it on his arm, causing our bodies to press together and his member just below my womanhood.
He tugged his boxers down just enough to completely take out his member. He leaned against the desk, aligning his member to enter me. Panic and anxiety rushed through me when he didn't even give me time to react, he seemed like he's in a hurry or something.
Am I even ready for this? The thought of pain made me a little nervous.
I became confused when he suddenly stopped to look up at me, his gaze became darker and lustful. "W-What..?" I asked in a shaky voice, I didn't even have time to recover from earlier.
"Sit," He commanded.
"H-Huh?" I looked down in embarrassment and held onto his shoulders for support. I can't believe this, after he made me a mess, he's asking me to do this by myself?!
"Do you want me to slam it in you or..." He gave a toothy smirk and huffed through his nose, getting impatient.
"Shut up..." I sighed, feeling my heart pounding through my chest.
"Hey, I'm not forcing you, but this might hur-"
I gathered all the confidence and sanity left in me to lower my body as I felt his tip entering me, he let out a heavy sigh when I lowered myself more. He bit his lower lip to suppress a moan and grabbed my sides to push me down more. I feel like I could die from the pain below me, but we can't just stop now.
"Ah, fuck." He let out a deep breath when he successfully filled me to the brim. "Are you okay..?" He squeezed my hand a little to make me turn my attention back to him.
"M-Manageable..." I whispered, grunting from the pain. I was feeling hotter and it wasn't helping the intense sensation of the stinging pain.
When I finally adjusted to his length, he thrusted slowly, to test the waters first. I grabbed on to him and dug my nails on his back when he began thrusting faster. I couldn't stop my moans anymore whenever he thrusts back in.
"Ah! Kuni, stop..!" I moaned when he gave one hard thrust, making my legs tremble.
I could hear the desk creaking like it's about to break anytime soon as he gave more hard and fast thrusts every after a series of slow thrusts. "Shit, you're tight..." He whispered, opening my legs wider.
He bit his lower lip while watching my body tremble each thrust he gave, his chest was moving so much and I could feel his breath fanning over me. It felt like my life is about to flash before my eyes, we're doing something so indecent in his old office. I prayed in my mind that the desk won't break.
Amidst the intense pleasure we're both feeling, there was still a hint of nervousness that we're doing this here and that someone passing by might hear us. But that wasn't important, what's important right now is that a retired gremlin is literally ravaging me. It doesn't sit right with me that he's unbelievably good at this.
"Kuni," I moaned his name when I felt my stomach turning.
As if he knew what was coming, he stopped thrusting and slipped his member out of me. Wait, huh? Did my prayers work?
I lifted my head up to look at his face, trying to communicate. I was scared of the thought that he's punishing me for something I did, but I didn't do anything, did I..?
He took my hand and we switched places again so I'm leaning over the desk, I looked at him over my shoulder to communicate but he stayed silent. "What?" I blinked my eyes at him confusingly. He only grinned seductively before he pushed me down, my hands touched the flat surface when he bended me over.
"Ah!" I moaned loudly when he entered me again from behind this time. It didn't hurt that much now, unlike earlier. This position felt slightly better but dangerous, it's weirdly good. I can't even look at him but I'm sure he is.
"Why is my breakfast so damn loud?" He pulled out and adjusted his posture, thrusting deeper inside me, which caused me to squeak loudly.
He held my waist as his other hand rubbed my clit while he was still thrusting. I held onto the desk for dear life when I felt something building up again in my stomach.
"H-Hey.. wait..!" I groaned as he didn't stop thrusting, I could feel my knees trembling and getting weaker.
"Shit," He moaned a curse close to my ear.
He gave a few more sloppy thrusts before he released outside, his grip on my waist loosened as I felt my legs wobbling. I was panting so heavily, trying to stand on my feet but they obviously failed to work. I could barely move anymore, my whole body already became sore.
"Oh my god..." I breathed out, attempting to push myself up from the desk.
"You okay?" He took a deep breath, helping me up but my legs became noodles so he held me in place with his hands before I could potentially fall.
"I-Is that even a question?" I huffed and covered my chest with my arm. My blood started boiling now, I really believed him when he said he'd go slow!
He chuckled at my reaction and leaned in to peck my lips while I held on his arms for support. "So? How does it fucking feel having the former 6th Fatui Harbinger between your le-"
"Lord Scaramouche! Are you in here? Your ship to Liyue has arrived! And have you seen Ms. (Y/N)? I made muffins for her!" We heard Khail outside.
Panic rushed through our body as we both covered our mouths in a hurry, "What the fuck?" He gritted his teeth, mouthing to me.
I couldn't even speak, I was scared of the thought that he might've heard us.. earlier. There were so many questions in my head and I was starting to panic so much.
"D-Do you have tissues here?" I whispered lowly to him in a shaky voice, still not recovering from earlier.
"Oh fuck, right." He sheepishly chuckled and looked around the room, we were completely covered in sweat.
He sat me back on the desk and picked up his clothes from the floor, wearing his undergarments back. Thankfully, there were tissues in one of the shelves so he tossed them over to me.
"Lord Scaramouche?" We heard Khail knocking on the door.
"Y-Yeah, I'm here!" Kuni yelled out and picked up my clothes too before handing them to me.
"What does he mean ship to Liyue?!" I whispered loudly to him, wiping myself with tissues and wearing my clothes back on in a hurry.
"I fucking told you we were going there!" He whispered back, wiping himself with tissues too.
"Oh! Are you with Ms. (Y/N)? Thank goodness, I was worried she left or something."
We flinched and our eyes grew wide when he heard us talking, "Fuck." Kuni cursed under his breath.
"Uh... Lord Scaramouche? Can I go in?" We heard the door knob twisting.
"Khail, wait! J-Just fucking stay there!" He rushed to lean his back against the door that made a loud thud while he wears his clothes back on.
"You didn't lock it?!" I stared at him in disbelief as I gaped.
He sheepishly chuckled and glanced down at the doorknob, "I... forgot the lock is still broken. I always break the fucking lock here, multiple times. It's a long story.." He explained and nervously looked away.
"You forgot?!" This asshole. I swear he won't get out of here without a busted face.
I rolled my eyes and slipped back in my nightwear and gathered my hair to hold them up to wipe the sweat off my neck and chest. "(Y/N)," He whispered loudly to call me. He was facing me so he watched me do everything.
"What do you want now?!" I gritted my teeth and furrowed my eyebrows. This whole situation is just stressing me even more.
"Your fucking neck," He pointed so my eyes instantly darted down on it, there were so many hickeys. "Come here," He gestured with his hand.
"I'm crippled because of you, can't you see?!" I glowered at him and slammed my palms on the flat surface beside me, making a loud thump.
"Oh dear, what's that sound? Did something happen?"
I put my hands on my chest in a hurry when he heard that, my breath quickened when the doorknob twisted again.
Kuni clicked his tongue and pressed the bridge of his nose in annoyance, "Khail, what the fuck do you want?"
"You wanted a ship to Liyue, right? Do you still want to go there, my lord..?"
"Y-Yeah, uh, can you tell them to..." He thought for a second and glanced at my state, "Come back in the afternoon?"
I wiped my face with a tissue and fanned myself with my hand to avoid getting more sweaty. I already recovered... a bit, but standing and walking is my problem.
"Sure, my lord! Did something happen?"
"Um... yeah, I-I just.. ate my late breakfast." He pursed his lips in a firm line, automatically looking away when he noticed me glaring at him. He better shut up before he regrets saying that.
"Oh, I see! Anyway, Ms. (Y/N) is in there too, correct? I came to give her the muffins."
I lifted my whole arm over my neck to cover it and took a deep breath, "I-I'm here." I cleared my throat, making Kuni's jaw drop.
"What the fuck are you doing?!" He whispered loudly to me, gritting his teeth angrily.
"He already knows!" I told him, smacking my forehead.
"Can I go in? The muffins are good to eat when hot!" The doorknob twisted again but Kuni still didn't move from his spot.
"Shit, shit, shit." Kuni muttered curses under his breath.
"Just let him in," I told him and gestured my hand for him to move away. I think sitting here is... definitely not suspicious at all.
He let out a heavy sigh of defeat before stepping away from the door, "Make it fucking quick." He called out to Khail outside before going to the corner of the room, stupidly staring at nothing.
The door finally busted open, revealing Khail with a bright smile when he noticed me. "Ms. (Y/N)!" He beamed at me as I had goosebumps.
"Y-Yes," I stuttered and closed my legs even though I could still feel my inner thigh aching.
"Here's the muffins," He brought the plate close to me, making me flinch a little. "I thought you two would leave already for Liyue so I made them, but you should eat them now." He smiled brightly.
"Thank you, w-wow..." I huffed through my nose and eyed the appetizing muffins in front of me.
"What are you two doing here anyway? My lord's office is empty now," He put a finger on his chin, looking around.
"Oh, you know..." Kuni cooed and stood in between me and Khail, "It's just nostalgic here... I was still hungry as shit so I came to eat here." I saw how his lips formed in a cocky smirk.
He's definitely doing this on purpose, he better shut up while he still can.
"Oh, then I should've prepared more breakfast!" He gaped in realization, "Do you want these muffins, my lord?"
"Nah, I'm full." He shook his head and turned his back on me. I can't tell what face he's making, but I'm sure he's enjoying this whole situation.
"Hmm," Khail hummed and tilted his head up to sniff the air when he noticed something's off. "It smells like spaghetti, did you perhaps eat spaghetti here, my lord?" Our faces dropped when he said that.
Spaghetti..?
"D-Damn right, I had spaghetti here." Kuni snapped his fingers and chuckled normally, playing along with pretending nothing indecent happened, while I look like I'm about to shit myself.
"Oh, I love spaghetti!" He excitedly gasped, "I didn't know there was spaghetti, is there more?"
I lowered my head in embarrassment and prayed in my head to forget what I heard just now. Holy Barbatos, what did I do to deserve this?
"I finished it," My eyes flicked open and I felt my heart drop when Kuni replied with that. "It was so fucking good, let me tell you." His shoulders rose from laughing. He's really having fun, huh?
"I see," Khail cooed and looked around more, "It smells sweet in here too... Oh! Is that vanilla whipped cream?" He sniffed the air, making my breaths quicken.
Why did we let him in? Wait, I did, this is entirely my fault!
"You're fucking imagining things," Kuni sighed and looked at Khail in amusement. "You should go now," He told him and patted his shoulder.
"Right, I'll tell the sailors to come back later!" He gasped in realization before giving me the plate of muffins, "Please eat the muffins while it's still hot, goodbye now!" That was all he said before dashing out of the room as I waved back.
A moment of silence came before he turned around to me with a smirk, "Eat them while it's still hot." He teased, grinning cockily at me.
I put the plate down beside me and stared at him blankly, unfazed by his actions. I can't find the words to say how much I hate him right now. "I want to kiss you," I said in a monotone.
His eyes lit up when I said that, "...Really? Very eager, aren't we?"
"Yeah," I forced a smile and tilted my head a little to the side.
He hummed before leaning his face closer to me, "He- OW SHIT!" I smacked his dumbass head really hard when he got closer.
"Go to hell," I scowled at him, proud of the damage I caused him. He deserved that.
"WHY'D YOU FUCKING HIT ME?!" He winced and held his aching head.
"What was that? You want me to hit you more?" I cracked my knuckles and squinted my eyes at him, threatening to punch him again.
"Okay, fuck, stop!" He stepped away from me and avoided my swing, "Shit..." He grunted and rubbed the spot where I smacked him hard. I don't mind if that might cause a giant bump.
"Don't talk to me," I pointed to him in warning before turning my head away. I wish I could forget everything that happened just now, that was so humiliating and horrifying.
I heard him laugh softly and his footsteps coming back towards me. "Just so you fucking now, I was clearly talking about these." He cooed and picked up a muffin, taking a bite off it.
"I didn't ask," I coldly replied, earning a scoff from him. He's the biggest liar I ever met.
"I already ate you while you were hot," He bawdily remarked, making my forehead crease and my shoulders stiffen.
"If you don't shut up," I smacked his arm and warned him once again while he just laughed uncontrollably. He doesn't hold his tongue and it's so annoying!
He held his stomach from laughing and stepped back to avoid my hand, the sight of him laughing so much is making my blood boil even more. Once I get the strength on my legs back, I'm going to strangle him.
He laughed a bit more before gasping for air when he finally stopped, he looked so stupid right in front of me. "Y-You should eat now, I bet you're hungry." He poked his inner cheek with his tongue to stop laughing and brought the muffin to my lips.
I glared at him and snatched it from his hand, "I told you not to talk to me." I muttered and ate it.
"So feisty..." He leaned on the desk beside me and hugged my arm. "So, did you like it..?" I'm assuming he's asking about earlier.
"Of course not," I sarcastically replied, taking another bite. I suddenly felt tired and hungry after... that. I don't really hate it though, I just hated that my legs are not working because of what he did.
"Shut the hell up, I know you did." He rested his hand on my thigh, "Can't walk now, huh?" I felt him smirk.
"And that's your fault," I rolled my eyes and turned away from him grumpily.
"To be fair, I fucking gave you a heads up and you didn't even believe we would actually do it," He released my arm and sat up properly. "We made love, like I fucking said. You should learn to take my words for granted." He proudly boasted and placed his hand on his chest.
"You sound funny..." I sighed and ignored him.
"Oh, did I hear that correctly?" He scooted closer to me, "Did you want me to fuck you over and over again?" He mumbled, enough for me to hear.
I groaned and turned back to him, but he quickly got up before I could punch him again. He cackled again and held on his knees for support, I'm actually serious about wanting to strangle him.
"O-Okay, okay, I'll fucking stop now." He scoffed and huffed through his nose, placing his hands on my sides to cage me. He better not pull anything funny again.
"Just stop," I hissed at him and crossed my arms. "He literally said it smelled like spaghetti in here," I furrowed my eyebrows when I recalled. This day will haunt me in my dreams forever and maybe even when I'm not sleeping.
He ducked his head down to laugh again and lifted it back up, "Y'know? Seeing you look so weak in front of me really does something to me..." He sighed, glancing down on my frail legs before meeting my eyes again.
"...Get off me," I glanced down on his hands and back at his face, unbothered by what he just said. I'm too tired for this.
He did what I told him and stepped back, raising his hands in surrender. "Fine, do you want anything?" He looked over his shoulder to me, walking to the door.
I didn't reply and just clicked my tongue, he really doesn't know when to shut his mouth. "Nothing," I whispered to myself. There's nothing I hate more than talking to him right now.
"I'm sure you're thirsty too," He stopped when he opened the door. "You could just ask m-"
"GET OUT AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" I bellowed and threw the roll of tissue to his direction. I have had enough of this man!
He laughed at my reaction and avoided it, "Okay, I'll be back with a full course meal and... that's me!" He confidently announced and pointed to himself.
"I'LL KILL Y-" He closed the door shut before I could finish my sentence, I could still hear him laughing while going down the hallway.
I sighed deeply to calm myself down and compose my anger, the urge to rip him to shreds. Maybe we should tie him up again and cover his damn mouth this time, sounds like a good plan.
"Tsk," I looked down on my legs and took a deep breath, I felt like I regained some strength now so I wanted to test first.
My legs wobbled a bit when I steadily got off the desk, and it worked, I could stand still now but walking may be a big problem. We're even leaving for Liyue later, I'd be having the time of my life right now if we didn't do this.
I decided to turn my heel slowly and carefully, my muscles ached a little when I moved them but I still managed. I'm coming for that idiotic gremlin to get my well-deserved revenge.
"Woah-!" I stumbled when my ankle suddenly weakened so my back hit the desk pretty hard. I hissed in pain and held on the surface to stand myself up again. I didn't expect it to be this difficult.
I flinched hard when I heard something falling to the floor, causing a loud clinking sound, so I looked around in a panic to find the source and grabbed on to the desk to move around. Did I break something..? I might've just did.
I steadily went behind the desk to look, my eyes darted around the back when I stopped on the small blue drawstring bag laying on the floor. Is that the one that fell?
There was nothing else on the ground so I assume it was that. I knelt down to look closer, my eyes grew wide when something inside it glowed in purple.