Sorting Hat: SLYTHERIN
Sirius: *Walks over to Gryffindor*
Sorting Hat: I said Slytherin!
Sirius: *Spanish accent* Oh I no speak
English I stay here at lion table
Harry Potter Oneshots
By voldylaughs
𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 i write about my favourite ships and post harry potter content from tumblr or pinterest all... More