A/N: I discovered a meme, so I make it appear in the chapter
Narrator POV
Ägir: ..........
Y/N: ...............
Ägir and Y/N were currently on their way to the Iron blood base, but, because fuck you, they shared the same room
Ägir: Alright, so we can share the room, we need to put some rules
Y/N: Dib on the bed
Ägir: YOU BITCH I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT!
Y/N: You better catch up, loser
Ägir: Seriously....... Anyway, you need to know that not everyone is happy to get a Commander, and I am one of them
Y/N: Because you all can do something without one?
Ägir: Of course! Because Fersa-
Y/N: IT'S IRONBLOOD! PEOPLE ALREADY HARASSED ME ENOUGH SAYING 'wtf is Fersang lol' IT SCARES ME!
Ägir: A-Alright then, so, Ironblood, is the best, we don't need anyone to lead us!
Y/N: That's not what the reports says
Ägir stiffened, before she looked at Y/N, holding a report
Y/N: 'Ulrich von Hutten almost destroyed the base, trying to make a chocolate cake for people there' or 'Ägir, and many other units, disguised as horses, and started to do a race in the middle of the night'
Ägir: A-AHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP IT PLEASE!
She grabbed the report, and hold it to her chest, breathing heavily
Y/N: Don' try to outsmart me, becase you can't outsmart your Commander
Ägir: B-BUT!
She grabbed his collar, and pushed him on a wall, smirking, her blush still here
Ägir: I'm more powerful than you, so I can make you submit~
Y/N tried to break free, but since he restarted the timeline alone, he wasn't near the strengh he had before
Hell, even a kid could beat him in strengh contest
So, he decided to outsmart her
Y/N: Fuck me
Ägir: Eh?
She blinked, before blushing heavily, but tried to hold it together
Ägir: O-O-Oh? T-This bold with your future mistress? I-I can admi-
Y/N: I said FU-
Before they could continue, they heard an explosion, as Ägir let go of Y/N, and walked out of the room
Ägir: It must be some sirens, I will take care of this at once
Y/N: Don't get yourself killed, 'MISTRESS'!
She shivered, before a small smile appeard on her face
Y/N yawned, before he blinked, and remembered
Y/N: Wait, it's like when I met Enty........ OH SHIT!
Timeskip
Officer: COMMANDER! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE WITH THAT BOAT!
Y/N: FUCK OFF I'M GOING THERE!
He started to row at full speed, doing what a Green man teach the best: DODGE!
Y/N: YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS!
He hit something, as he rubbed his head, and started to yell
Y/N: THAT HURT YOU......... hoe.............. Oh shit
Behind him, was his wife........
Y/N: I know my life here would be hard, but not THIS HARD! I have to deal already with HER?!
Arbiter: Oh? you raise your vocie against me? Don't you know who am I?
Y/N: My bitch
Arbiter: No, but I can make you mine~
Y/N: Oh yeah? If you can take my attack head on, I will think about it
Arbiter: Alright then~
Y/N took a deep breath, before grabbing some salty water, and toss it at her eyes
She cried in pain, as Y/N rowed away at full speed
Arbiter: YOU BITCH! I WILL KILL YOU!
Y/N: YOU CAN'T!
She recovered, and looked around, but didn't find Y/N anywhere
She suddendly saw someone, standing in the middle of the water, with a sign on it
Arbiter: 'I'm a pole, not Y/N'?
Pole NOT Y/N: Yup, he went to the east
Arbiter: I see, thank you for the information, good pole
She rushed to the east, as Y/N took off the sign, and started to dance, while singing
He did one final pose, and saw Ägir, looking at him, holding her laughter
Ägir: I-I....... PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Y/N: Laugh all you want, I'm fabulous, and you cry about it
Ägir: Alright alright...... Now it's time to introduce you to everyone
She grabbed him, and carried him princess style, as Y/N deadpaned
Y/N: Deja vu
Ägir: Oh! I love this song! Deja vu! I've just been in this place before!
She started to go toward the base, while singing, as Y/N kept silent
She arrived at the base, and let go of Y/N, in a better mood
Ägir: Alright! Let's go, Commander!
She walked forward, directly to the main office,as 3 people were waiting there
Ägir: I'm back with the Commander!
Friedrich: Took you long enough
Bismarck: She just came back, don't try to tease her now
Friedrich: You're always no fun, Biscuit~
Y/N: Nice nickname
Friedrich: I approve of him
Bismarck: Just ebcause he approved of a nickname?
Friedrich: I don't need the moon to approve of someone
Ulrich: Well I don't approve of him
Y/N: Why?
Ulrich: I don't want to be leaded by a man
Y/N: The shut up and go make me a Sandwich
Friedrich: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! HE'S MY BOY NOW!
They high fived, as Bismarck and Ägir were laughing, clearly not ready for this comeback
Ulrich: The nerve of this man!
Y/N: Racist
Ulrich: W-What?!
Friedrich: + Homophobic
Y/N: We're going to cancel you
Ulrich: N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
She sat on the corner, holding her kness, crying
Ulrich: Please don't cancel me! People already forget about me easily! All they have to say is either Prinz Eugen, Friedrich, Roon or Zeppelin! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Y/N: Holy shit that's some hard trauma she have
Bismarck: She get frequently bullied by Roon and Eugen, because they're more popular, even if in a fight, she whoop their ass
Ägir: Unlike me, that have confidence in myself!
Y/N: Want me to bring back the report?
Ägir: N-NONO!
Bismarck: Or when you cried because there were a spider on the wall?
Ägir: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
She cried near Ulrich, as they hugged each other
Friedrich: I already like him. He's my baby boy, no one GET NEAR HIM! HMPH!
Bismarck: That's cool and all, but now we have to deal with 2 cry babies, and I don't feel like having an headache today
Friedrich: We can always call Spee, she always know how to calm them down
Bismarck: She's having a rest from it. Remember that Eugen and Roon bully them every 12 hours
Friedrich: Oh, yeah, forgot about that
Bismarck: You forgor
Y/N: I'm back
They looked at the door, and see Y/N, disguised as a Banana, as they snickered
Friedrich: Why is that for?
Y/N: For that
Ulrich and Ägir looked at Y/N, as they stopped crying, curious about him
Y/N: Hello girls! I heard you 2 are grown girls, right?
Ulrich & Ägir: Y-Yes!
Y/N: Then let's go! We're going to a park to celebrate that!
They cheered, before they hold each of his hands, smiling happily
Friedrich: This-
Bismack: We know........ He's your boy you're so proud of him....... I just want to rest after all of this bullshit that happened........
Chapter 4: Finished
A/N: Alright! For a few chapters, I will ask you all something!
Comment an idea for a chapter, and I will make it happen!
Of course, you keep it to Iron Blood girls, since I want to have some more chapter before introducing other shipfu
Anyway, see you all next time!