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RatBear: Loki are you younger then 25?
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Loki: that I am yes
GardenTool: my chances are dwindling
Loki: what chances?
Cowboy: OOOOHHHH
WAAAALLLL: get owned
Loki: Aaaaa (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
Cowboy: (☞⌐▀͡ ͜ʖ͡▀ )☞
Loki: (>▽<)
GardenTool: (‿!‿) ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
Loki: （'＊｀）( .づ◡﹏◡ )づ.
Cowboy: ⊂( '・ω・｀⊂) ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
GardenTool: (⚆ᗝ⚆) ┗(^o^ )┓三
WAAAALLLL: ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴ ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨
GardenTool: ε=┌(;･_･)┘
Cowboy: ╾━╤デ╦︻(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
GardenTool: ヾ(ﾟдﾟ)ﾉ゛⊂( '・ω・｀⊂)
RatBear: ╭∩╮ᵔᴥᵔ╭∩╮
GardenTool: ╭( ๐_๐)╮
Loki: (>▽<) (ง ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿
Cowboy:( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)
Loki: ⊂◉‿◉つ
WAAAALLLL: ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ
Loki: (っ◕‿◕)っ
WAAAALLLL: ( つ﹏⊂ )
RatBear: (ಠ ͜ ಠ)
Loki: ⊂(• ω •'⊂)
RatBear: ─=≡Σʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
GardenTool: （（●'∧｀●））⊂( '・ω・｀⊂)
Loki: (ー_ーゞ
Loki: 凸( •̀_•́ )凸
GardenTool: 人 '∀｀)
Cowboy: ╾━╤デ╦︻( ▀̿ Ĺ̯ ▀̿├┬┴┬
Loki: ( -_･) ︻デ═一'
WAAAALLLL: (˙ ͜ʟ˙ )▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一
RatBear: ᵔᴥᵔ【デ═一
GardenTool: (O∆O)
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Cat:
Cat: what the hell did I walk into?
Loki: (っ◕‿◕)っ
Cat: what?
Loki: ( ⊃・ω・)⊃
Cat: ...no
Loki: (人◕ω◕)
Cat:
Cat: ... (((((っ－＿－)っ
Loki: (っ◕‿◕)っ
Cowboy: (○□○)
WAAAALLLL: （ ﾟ Дﾟ)
GardenTool: (⚆ᗝ⚆)
Loki: (✿ ❛‿❛)ξ▄︻┻┳═一
GardenTool: ε=ε=ε=ε=┏( ￣▽￣)┛
Cat: ⋋_⋌【デ═一
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Loki: ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
Cowboy: ( •_• )>⌐■-■
WAAAALLLL: '･ᴗ･'
Cat: v(￣ｰ￣)v
Loki: (=˃ᆺ˂=)
RatBear: ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ
Loki: we should stop.
Cat: agreed
Cowboy: ok then
WAAAALLLL: fine
RatBear: I have an another question for you Loki
Loki: is it yes or no?
RatBear: no.
Loki: then ask away
RatBear: why do you hate Allmight?
Loki: ha easy
Loki: he's a hypocritical, heartbreaking, dream crushing, asshole.
Cat: he's a WHAT?
RatBear: how so?
Loki: I saw him tell someone to give up on their dreams, ON A ROOFTOP
Loki: bitch be lucky that the kid didn't jump
RatBear: when did you see this?
Loki: few months ago
Cat: that's it I'm coming for him
Cowboy: don't mind me, just loading my gun for... target practice...
WAAAALLLL: May I join you?
RatBear: please don't kill the symbol of peace
RatBear: torture though... that's fine, just return him in one or two days please (:
RatBear: Loki what do you mean by 'hypocritical'
Loki: that is classified
Cat: why is it classified?
Loki: only a few people like Nedzu knows this
Messaging RatBear
RatBear: are you talking about what I think you're talking about?
Loki: if you mean his quirk than yes
RatBear: May I ask why he's a hypocrite?
Loki: he told a quirkless kid that he can't be a hero
Loki: he himself didn't have a quirk yet he is a hero
Loki: see the problem?
RatBear: oh my, that is quite the problem
RatBear: I'll make sure to lecture him about this
Loki: I'm just glad he ain't a teacher
Loki: he would have no idea what he's doing
Loki: he'd probably get someone killed
Loki: hell the school he'd be at would be attacked like every other day
RatBear: hmm, I have not considered that
Loki: don't tell me he's actually going to teach kids at UA
RatBear: I have already hired him
RatBear: though the other staff don't know who's been hired
Loki: get him a councilor for teaching
RatBear: yes I might do that
Build Bridges not Walls
Loki: I know soooo many secrets
Cat: what
Cowboy: where did this come from
WAAAALLLL: how many?
Loki: too many
RatBear: you do seem to know more than you let on Loki
Loki: I'll tell you one thing about the future
Cowboy: you know the future
Cat: I highly doubt that
Loki: Cat
Cat: yes?
Loki: you're gonna hate this next school year
Cat: why?
Loki: Broccoli boi be breaking bones, but only his own.
Cat: ???
Loki: heh
RatBear: I don't understand this, but I don't think Loki can see the future
Loki: really?
Loki: are you sure?
RatBear: absolutely
Loki: then how do I know about Allmight?
RatBear: that I am unsure
Cat: know what?
Loki: stuff
Cat:—_—
Loki: (:
Cowboy: can you tell me mine?
Cat: you can't seriously believe them
Cowboy: maybe it's not true but it's fun at least
Loki: you my good sir, is going to bump into a naked woman's chest
Cowboy: I'm sorry what? I would never!
Loki: it was on accident, and you continuously apologized after
Cowboy: I feel so embarrassed yet it hasn't even happened yet
RatBear: hmm can you tell us something useful for the future?
Spoiler warning
Loki: ... if handyman ain't caught before/during the kidnapping, someone in this group chat will die, students will be forced to go to war with pros, and broccoli boy goes into coma and leaves UA to 'keep his friends safe'
Spoiler done
Loki: is that enough information?
RatBear: that is quite detailed...
Loki: exactly
Loki: now that you know that though * **** **** * ****** ** ****
Cat: what's that last part?
Loki: Nothing!
Cowboy: sus
Loki: -tainable
Cowboy: ?
Loki: reference
Cat: I am unconvinced
Loki: I mean I could always talk about your past instead
Cat: you don't even know who I am
Loki: do I Catman?
Cat: no you don't
Loki: I beg to differ
Cat: prove it
Loki: alright then
Loki: how's Sushi?
Cat: what?
Loki: the cat, Sushi? How are they?
Cat: their fine, but that still doesn't mean you know who I am
Loki: you left Sushi in the rain but you gave them your umbrella
Cat: how do you know that?
Loki: ✨MaGiC✨
Cowboy: you! Left a cat in the rain!?
Cat: not my brightest moment
RatBear: fascinating
Loki: indeed
RatBear: oh just letting everyone know that the new hire will be joining this group chat within the next week
Loki: dear god no.