So I'm walking in my room where I suddenly found my best friend Ben sitting in a luxury chair my best friend is the Emperor of Germany and I'm like Holy Crap. So then he explains how he isn't dead. Turns out he took a shot to let him live forever he said a walrus gave it to him after a dance party. And I'm all like yeah you're not dead. I asked him what he wanted to do and he said he wanted to take over the world and kill all the alpacas and I'm like ill help you get the alpacas so then he made me the general of his entire army. We walked past his zoo where a mom let her kid fall in a gorilla pin and I was all like "IDIOOOYOYOYYOYOYOYIYYT" but it turns out she meant to do it. Suddenly everything started shaking and the planet exploded but I was alive and floating in space just drifting and floating in space.
The History of Taygen
By chikaka13
An engaging book on the life of Taygen Cribbs More