(A/N) Ok so
Just so y'all know, in the beginning of the chapter(s), I'm only gonna add new user names
So like, ones that we haven't seen in the last chapter and appear in the ones they appear in for the first time
I think that's easy to understand soooo
Yea
Enjoy? Idk lol
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BloodSuckingBanana - DIO
AztecBodyBuilder - Kars
GoodAztecBodyBuilder - Wamuu
HotBloodedAztecBodyBuilder - Esidisi
YoungAztecBodyBuilder - Santana
Hand fucker - Kira Yoshikage
21stCenturySchizoidBoy - Doppio
21stCenturySchizoidMan - Diavolo
DIOism = Best Religion - Pucci
Better version of Trump - Funny Valentine
DinoNuggets > ChickenNuggets - Diego 'Dio' Brando
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🐢Your POV 🐢
*Beep*
*Beep*
*Beep*
*Beep*
*Bee-
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU DAMN ALARM CLOCK! I FUCKING GET IT!! I HAVE TO WAKE UP AND FEED MY PETS AND THEN GO TO WORK DAMMIT!!"
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*Beep*
*Be-
*Click*
"Ugh, what a great way to start the day... Whatever.. I'll just go get ready"
I went over to my wardrobe and picked out my uniform. By the way, did I mention I work as a vet? No?....
..........
That's because I don't, I work at the counter of a veterinarian clinic, but that's all so far. But at least I don't have to pay as much if any of my pets get hurt, and I can see a lot of other pets that belong to the variety of people. Anyway, after I had put on my uniform, I went to my kitchen to eat something and check what happened on my phone. I made myself some eggs and toast with (drink of choice) and went to see what happened on my phone.
You have 50+ new messages
"Oh goodness graciOUs, how many unread messages?! What the hell were these guys up to while I was asleep!!?"
But then I noticed another notification.
You were added to the 'Fuck the Joestars✨💅' groupchat
"Huh? I got added to another groupchat? Who the hell added me? I'll check that out later, in the meantime I'll say hi to the Joestars"
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(DontInsultMyHair) ayo @MoreBallsThanYouLol did u eat all of my mochi before going out to work or whatever ur doing rn?
(MoreBallsThanYouLol) huh??? No i didnt
Why do you always accuse me of that?!
Also im dealing with the dreaded joshu rn just so yk
(DontInsultMyHair) then where tf is my dam mochi?!! 😡😡
(I like turtles 🐢) lmao y'all are ridiculous
Also why shouldn't i insult your hair bro?
(MoreBallsThanYouLol) IDK DON'T ASK ME ABT IT
(MoreBallsThanYouLol) And who are you, new person?
:O
(DontInsultMyHair) thats bcuz its a deathwish @I like Turtles 🐢
Also ye wgo r u
(DontInsultMyHair) Who* dammit
(I like turtles 🐢) I'm 'I like turtles 🐢' bro
Learn how to read
Jk loll
(I like turtles 🐢) The name's (Y/N) ✌️
But you can call me (N/N) if you want to bro
(DontInsultMyHair) oh
Well nice to meet u (N/N)
Im josuke higashikata
(MoreBallsThanYouLol) Helloo
I'm also josuke higashikata
But call me gappy so that we know which josuke you mean lol
(DontInsultMyHair) anyways
Lets get to the real question
Do u like listening to Prince???
(I like turtles 🐢) nice to meet y'all
And I alr know your names
Jonathan told me lol
(I like turtles 🐢) and ofc I like listening to Prince
My personal favourite is 'Soft and Wet'
(A/N sorry if it isn't-)
It's so funky✨✨
(MoreBallsThanYouLol) OML MARRE ME💞💕✨✨
(MoreBallsThanYouLol) MARRY**
(DontInsultMyHair)
Ayo chill bro
U jus met her
Or him?? Them??? Idk bro-
(I like turtles 🐢) maybe later bro
And preferably, it's she/her
I gtg to work pretty soon anyway
So Imma get ready for the day
Ttyl bros ✨🎶
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And so I continued getting ready for the day. I quickly fed my pet snake, my cats, dog, hamsters and frogs, picked up my bag, checked if everything I needed was inside of it, and bolted out the front door.
*KIngU cUrImSOn-*
It is currently somewhere around 4:00 PM, and I am on my way home, some (sweet of choice) in hand and mask covering my face.
"I wonder what they were doing while I was gone. But I'm even more curious about that other groupchat... Who added me to it? I can only wonder.. until I find out, of course"
Once I arrived at my destination, I was met with a lot of barking and meowing from my dog and cats. They must've missed me, even if I was gone for just a couple of hours.
I gave them all a pat or two on their heads, went into my room, took off my mask and changed into some more comfortable clothing.
"Now that I have the time, I should probably check out that other group. Hope they're all somewhat nice.."
Everyone, welcome 'I like turtles 🐢' to the chat!
(DinoNuggets > ChickenNuggets) BRUV THIS IS THE LAST TIME I TELL U
I WANTED U TO GET DINO NUGGIES AND NOT CHICKEN NUGGIES
(DinoNuggets > ChickenNuggets)
AND NO THEYRE NOT THE SAME U FKIN WANKR
sent at 10:36, seen: just now ✓✓
(DinoNuggets > ChickenNuggets)
WANKER*
DINO NUGGIES ARE MADE OUT OF DINOS AND CHICKEN NUGGIES ARE MADE OUT OF CHICKENS U GIT
sent at 10:37, seen: just now ✓✓
(BloodSuckingBanana) YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK, YOU MAGGOT!
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK IN SUCH A WAY TO ME, DIO?!
DID YOU FORGET IT?! THAT I'M OLDER THAN YOU?!!!! THEREFORE, I AM SUPERIOR TO YOU!
HOW DID I, DIO, GET SUCH AN IDIOT AS A BROTHER?!
ALSO, LEARN HOW TO SPELL CORRECTLY, YOU TWIT!!
sent at 10:37, seen: just now ✓✓
(Hand fucker) Will you two stop bickering already? Especially about a reason this stupid?
I'm most definitely tired of it, and I'm sure the rest is too. If you want to continue to argue about this, do so privately, so we won't have to deal with it.
Also, I would appreciate it if someone could change my username to something more appropriate. And could someone tell me who is this new person?
sent at 10:38, seen: just now ✓✓
(DinoNuggets > ChickenNuggets)
Yeah who r u?? @I like turtles 🐢
sent at 10:38, seen: just now ✓✓
(DinoNuggets > ChickenNuggets)
Hello??? R u there?
(DinoNuggets > ChickenNuggets)
ANSWER ME DANG IT
@I like turtles 🐢
@I like turtles 🐢
@I like turtles 🐢
@I like turtles 🐢
sent at 10:39, seen: just now ✓✓
(DinoNuggets > ChickenNuggets)
I SAID ANSWER ME U DODGY BITCH
FUCKING ANSWR MW US DUMBASD
GDJAEGUABWSJSOAKANB
sent at 10:40, seen: just now ✓✓
(Hand fucker) Diego, please calm down. They might be doing something important at the moment, so we shouldn't disturb them in any way, shape or form.
And I once again ask for someone to change my username.
sent at 10:41, seen: just now ✓✓
(BloodSuckingBanana) What the hand fetishist said
sent at 10:41, seen: just now ✓✓
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I went through all the messages they sent in the groupchat today, and I must admit, they're quite interesting. I noticed this 'Diego' person must have a rather short temper. I mean, he did get mad at me for.. well... Not answering him, which should be a hint. Also, the two brothers..? I think they're brothers. Anyway, they definitely must be British, according to how they speak.
And the.. Hand fucker.. is rather calm about this all. I guess he got used to it.
"Maybe I should send a text there?... Yeahhhh I definitely should. It'll be great, I'm sure of it."
And so, I did.
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(I like turtles 🐢) lmaooo
Sorry for not responding to any of y'all
I was at work, so I couldn't send anything here
Also your conversation was amazing ಥ‿ಥ
(Hand fucker) My guess was correct, it seems. Well then, could you tell us, how you got in here and who you are?
(I like turtles 🐢) can't say ik how i got here, cuz idk
But the name's (Y/N), but you can call me (N/N) if you want to
(DinoNuggets > ChickenNuggets)
Im back
And ur finally gonna talk now, huh?
About damn time
I was rlly fking pissed of abt that situation back there u arsehole
(I like turtles 🐢) lmao i think you're my favourite in this gc
Also, you used the wrong 'off' yk that?
Anyway, can y'all introduce yourselves? I'm curious
(DinoNuggets > ChickenNuggets)
y o u s h o u l d n t h a v e d o n e
t h a t
I t s a t e r r i b l e i d e a
(Hand fucker) ...
Alright, might as well.
Ahem
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
(I like turtles 🐢) jfc you fr have a full on paragraph ready whenever someone asks you about yourself?
Sheeeeeesh mate
Well whatever, it's getting kinda late and i feel tired af so imma go to sleep
Ttyl lol
(DinoNuggets > ChickenNuggets)
Wait
B4 u go, what is ur gender?
(I like turtles 🐢) idk why you need to know, but whatever ig
I'm a girl ✌️✨
Welp, bye bye fr for now
Ciaooo
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"Now that was interesting, I must admit. Wonder what will happen tomorrow."
After all of that, I went and took a quick shower, put on my PJs and went to bed right after.
...
Little do I know.. something rather.. strange will happen the next day...
<--- To be continued