but something that just happened this morning is someone from Italy asked if they could translate this book .!!.?.!
italy
ITALY
ITALYKDJAJ
MAYBE THIS IS TOTALLY NORMAL AND IM OVERREACTING BUT IT FEELS SO GREAT TO KNOW THAT PEOPLE FROM ITALY READ MY SHITTY FAN FICTION AND ACTUALLY WANT TO TRANSLATE IT LIKE WHAAAAT
I don't want to write too much but I am seriously so grateful for all my readers and I love that you guys are so active in the comments and trust me every single comment makes me laugh and horrifically snort when I read them and just thank you so much for reading this piece of crap ilysm
enjoy the chapter ya turkeys
NO HOMO > LARRY AU
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louist91: my mom brought this weird chick to meet me and I feel uncomfortable help
louist91: the worst part is I'm laying in a hospital bed I CANT ESCAPE
louist91: oh no no no don't touch me bitch
louist91: did she wink at me or does she have a severe eye twitch that is the question
louist91: her name is eleanor more like eleaNOPE
harrystyles: I have awoken what is the problem
louist91: females terrify me
harrystyles: omg why
louist91: vaginas are weird
harrystyles: ohmygod
louist91: they could be like weird portals into another dimension just think about that
harrystyles: umbabksanjsahj
harrystyles: THEYRE NOT PORTALS LOUIS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR MIND
louist91: I HAVE A WILD IMAGINATION HARRY
louist91: I once read this article where a man was doing the dippity doo with this chick and the next day he DIED
harrystyles: WHAT
louist91: EXPLAIN THAT CURLY
louist91: THATS RIGHT YOU CANT
louist91: ITS ALL THE WORK OF DEADLY VAGINAS
harrystyles: I'm praying for you
louist91: speaking of deadly vaginas this hoe keeps shoving hers in my FACE
harrystyles: wtf
louist91: she has a giant nose and I'm trying to figure out how many young orphans she could shelter in it
harrystyles: LOUIS
louist91: did u find that funny
louist91: should I tell her my joke
harrystyles: LOUIS NO DONT
louist91: I was joking chill
harrystyles: BE NICE TO HER LOUIS NO MATTER HOW MUCH HER VAGINA SCARES U
louist91: how can I be nice if her perfume is suffocating me
louist91: it doesn't even smell good it smells like my bathroom after I eat mexican food
harrystyles: LOUIS YOURE SO GROSS DONT TELL ME THAT
harrystyles: MY EARS ARE SOILED
harrystyles: BURN THEM OFF
louist91: poop and fart harry everyone does it
harrystyles: but it's still gross ew
louist91: whatever weenie
harrystyles: I'm not a weenie
louist91: weenie weenie weenie weenie
harrystyles: just shut up and keep telling me how 'horrible' that girl is
louist91: SHES SO HORRIBLE
harrystyles: mhmm
louist91: IF I WERENT LAYING IN A HOSPITAL BED I WOULDVE FLOWN TO PUERTO RICO ALREADY IN AN ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE
harrystyles: she can't be that bad
louist91: but SHE IS
louist91: I could list all her flaws if you wish
harrystyles: LOUIS DONT BE MEAN
louist91: giant nose
harrystyles: LOUIS NO
louist91: terrible perfume
harrystyles: BAD LOUIS
louist91: ugly voice
harrystyles: STOP IT
louist91: annoying sense of humor
harrystyles: you have an annoying sense of humor
louist91: EXCUSE U
louist91: DONT TALK TO THE KING LIKE THAT WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
harrystyles: I've spoken my opinion
louist91: BUT YOU LAUGH AT ALL MY JOKES HARRY POPPINS DONT YOU
harrystyles: did u just call me harry poppins
louist91: DONT DODGE MY QUESTION
harrystyles: ugh I guess I do
louist91: EXACTLY TAKE A SEAT BOY
harrystyles: whatever your majesty, let's just move on
louist91: certainly
louist91: sHe just toUched my mOneY maKer
harrystyles: excuse me
louist91: HANDS OFF MY ASS LADY
harrystyles: WHAT WHAT WHAT
louist91: SHE JUST TOLD ME MY ASS LOOKS GREAT WTF
harrystyles: tell her it looks even better when my dick is in it
harrystyles: WAIT WHAT
louist91: WHAT
harrystyles: WHAT
louist91: WHYD YOU SAY THAT
harrystyles: WHYD I SAY THAT
louist91: I DONT KNOW
harrystyles: I DONT KNOW EITHER
harrystyles: IM CONFUSED AND WORRIED
louist91: IM CONFUSED AND HORNY
harrystyles: LOUIS
louist91: WELL YOURE THE ONE WHO SAID YOU WANTED TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS
harrystyles: OH GOD IM SHAMED
harrystyles: J DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IMS ORYY
louist91: JUST PULL A NO HOMO
harrystyles: NO THATS UR THING
louist91: JUST DO IT
louist91: SAVE UR EMBARRASSMENT
harrystyles: FINE
harrystyles: NO HOMO
louist91: the curse has been lifted
harrystyles: jesus christ
harrystyles: why was that so hard what
louist91: that's what i said
harrystyles: what
louist91: when u put ur dick in my ass
harrystyles: LOUIS
louist91: no HOMO ;)))))
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