I am going to kill jaune
After yang carried y/n back to the room and then have everyone pry y/n from her grasp for frankly his own protection everyone soon settled down ready to sleep and then yang happened.
Yang:So are we just going to leave him in his uniform or do we undress him?
Weiss:[Visible disgust]Why on ohm would you bring that up now!
Yang:ignoring wice cream do we just leave him there on Weiss bed in his uniform or...
Everyone turned to Weiss
Weiss:what?
Yang:I think you know what ice queen
Weiss:Why would even suggest something like that
Ruby:you've known him longest
Blake:didn't you live in the same building
Yang:pretty sure you've seen him shirtless before then again we all did at the start of the year
Weiss:Those,those are all valid points but why do I have to do it im sure he'll be fine
Yang:ruby can you leave the room real quick
Ruby:Sure?
Yang:were was i ah,because I have something you'll find quite pleasant a picture shirtless of y/n
Weiss:ok and
Yang: I wasn't done
Weiss:R-Really now
Yang:I can prove it
Blake/weiss:yes/I-I believe you
Few seconds later
Yang:I have a whole buch more,hell I got a waiting list
Blake:who's on it
Yang:you know velvet,coco,nora,other class mates. I could add you two
Weiss: I don't know if I should be afraid for y/n or impressed on your little ring
Ruby:can I come back in the hall is super cold
[Time skip brought to you by frozen ruby,tomato faced Weiss, Blake and yang being perverted,and finally Neo being y/ns sleep paralysis demon]
Morning
Groaning y/n would rub his head and sit up. Only he wasn't in his hammock he was in Weiss bed, looking to his left was thankfully Weiss still asleep
And on his right was a every exited Nora and ruby and a tired yang things didn't look good for him. He Scrambled out of the bed only hitting his head once
Y/n:I don't know whats going on but I promise its not what you think it is.
Yang:we know,now get dressed, by the way nice boxers
He was indeed in only his boxers. Moving at the speed of ruby y/n would gather some of his clothes and run into the bathroom to get dressed
[Time skip brought to you by yang and Blake teaching Weiss the ways of the pervert]
After getting out of the bathroom in some casual clothing y/n asked what they would be doing.
Y/ns outfit:
Yang:not what we'll be doing more like what you'll be doing.
Y/n:ok,so what am I doing?
Yang:you'll be stuck with Nora and ruby while they go weapon shopping
Y/n probably would have jumped out the window to escape this but Nora and ruby already had employed the vice grip+puppy eye tactic, then they started dragging him
Y/n
Yang:i think they'll be alright.
Devil yang:we should follow them
Angel yang:we shouldn't y/n is a nice guy he wouldn't think of hurting ruby
Devil yang:but think of all the pictures we could get
Angel yang:you mean all the lewd pictures
Devil yang:yeah those to
Yang:I don't know angel yang I'm pretty convinced by devil yang
Devil yang:Ha suck it
Angel yang:but ruby is hanging out with her first as she put it "Beacon Friend" we don't want to ruin that
Devil yang:ohm dammed your right,can we at least get coco and velvet to get pictures
Angel yang:oh most definitely
Yang:well coco does owe me a favor so let's get a calling
[Time skip brought to you by yang selling pictures of y/n]
Y/n Pov
"Alright since I'm stuck with you to were off to first"
Ruby/Nora:Chocolate Chip Pancakes!
"Goodbye lien it was nice knowing you🥲"
Getting pulled into a bullhorn and one trip later y/n was being pulled by ruby while Nora treated him like a horse. After a hour worth of Nora eating Pancakes and ruby drinking chocolate milk
Ruby:Alright,next stop weapons!
Nora:*Happy pankcake noise*
Y/n:*crying in broke*
A trip later they finally got to the store ruby then ran ahead and posed infront of the store and declared
Ruby:BEHOLD MY CYBERNETIC FRIEND HEAVEN ON REMNENT
"Ruby thats a store"
Ruby:hush
Going in and spending most of the making sure ruby doesn't sneak any extra stuff they finally got to the hammers
Nora:Oo Oo get this one it has a grenade launcher
Ruby:but this one has small jet boosters in it
Nora:come on y/n it has explosives
"You had me at explosives"
Around 30-ish minutes or so y/n came out with a new hammer that also turned into a China lake Grenade launcher
Nora:hey hey y/n, Hey y/n what are we going to blow up first
Y/n: another day but first I got to settle a score with jaune
[Some time later]
Jaune:hey guys have you seen y/n
Ren:no I have not
Blake:nope
-in the bedroom-
Y/n:Weiss do you know were that drill sergeant uniform winter gave me
Weiss:yes why do you need it
Y/n:so o can teach jaune not to fuck with a man's sleep schedule or weekend
Weiss:in the silver box
Y/n:many thanks