i. done. fucked. (yes. you. have.) for the first time in forever, my awesome plan failed! the plan was to ask out roddy on valentines day. and because i didnt know what he liked, i brought cake, flowers and wore only the trench coat i stole from ivan (you crafty bitch). the awesome me probably should have checked if he was in, because when i knocked on his front door, his wife hungary opened the door instead of him! (ouch!) apparently, the cock tease (is that what hes calling him?) was staying at Bash's for a bit! i didnt want to back down because she clearly thought it was for her, so i just went with it. i ended up screwing her, because she is hot.
"oo shit-"