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mawce
for confirmation, you all do know that i am a faceless nonbinary asian child, right?
well, possibly other than the asian part, considering i've yet to tell anyone
oh shoot did i just out myself as asian
john
more or less
sydney
yep!
scarra
you'll fit in perfectly dw
mawce
great, just didn't want to get hatecrimed
so about this collab
michael
holy SHIT the bar is so low
mawce
i'm just being cautious, alright
toast
asian on asian crime
poki
don't worry, most of us aren't homicidal maniacs
can't say much for the other half
scarra
*cough cough* toast and michael
occasionally lily or yvonne
is that more than half?
mawce
that's comforting.
just for context, why DO you want to do a collab?
lily
ive said it once and i'll say it again
THE NEXT RANBOO
MOVING UP TO #15 BABYYYY
poki
also you're cool and we all appreciate your content.
i feel like that's better said
sydney
yes, what she said
john
hehe
that's what she said
mawce
dingus
john
:0
mawce
sorry, i forgot who i was talking to
john
:)
yvonne
oh shit
hi
what are we talking about??
brodin
good question yvonne
mawce
hola
it's me, the faceless child you all have been interacting with
by the way, why???
jodi
to get you more clout!!
so you can beat all the other faceless asian nonbinary child streamers :D
mawce
true
i'm already excelling in the eerily specific category
michael
as you should.
but you should also dominate ALL of the other categories
sydney
we are here to make that happen.
mawce
this feels like a sales pitch.
michael
and it is one!
that's the beauty of joining offlinetv,
many cars and sales and clothes and houses
need a mortgage? we have one!
mawce
one second, need to consult with my lawyer
brodin
when did any of this happen
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mawce as moss
orion as constellation
kai as moony
moss
[screenshots]
can someone decode this for me?
i'm not sure if he's joking or not
is this a /j moment or am i just overthinking it
moony
gimme a min
im dislexic
constellation
we know
you remind us 8+ times a day
moony
shut up hubby
oh ok ive read it
they won't be giving you any cars, cloths, sales, or houses,
but he is offring that you join otv
moss
thank you
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mawce
are you asking me to join otv?
poki
to be fair, we haven't talked about this yet
buttttt
i do think it would be cool
sydney
GASP
THE FIRST FACELESS NONBINARY ASIAN CHILD TO JOIN OTV!!
SO SPECIAL!!!!
brodin
since when
y'know what
ok
yvonne
oh cool
toast
don't you have school or something tho??
mawce
yeah definitely
michael
loser
lily
MYKULL
STOP BULLYING CHILDREN >:(
mawce
try me, you 165cm tall goblin
nettling loutish subjugate
discourteous neanderthal
toast
he doesn't know what most of those words mean
mawce
it's an intimidation tactic
works with my friends
but also my friends consist of a dyslexic genderfluid and an idiot.
michael fits one of those categories
michael
lily come pick me up i'm scared
lily
why are they the smartest of all of us
yvonne
to be fair though,
you're all idiots.
mawce
seconded.
but i also read a lot of old classics, so i have a wide vocabulary.
and i just wanted to bully michael
michael
this is offensive.
i'm taking it to twitter dot com
sydney
pussy
lily
true
michael
:0
mawce
about the joining otv situation, i feel as if my mom would disprove. while the clout and money thing is great, she doesn't want me to expose myself on the internet.
basically, she doesn't want to be doxxed
but i'm cool with a collab
jodi
YES
OTV + MAWCE COLLAB
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
mawce
i don't know - this was your idea??
didn't know i'd have to do all the work
jeez :/
toast
"all"
ok
mawce
got something to say?
toast
hm?
no
not at all.
mawce
coward
poki
this is great
yvonne
we could play jackbox?
or we could do a second radio dj one
john
RADIO DJ!!!
IT WAS SO FUN
poki
HELL YEAHHH
IM BOUT TO BE THE BEST DJ EVER
sydney
but-
but karaoke :(
mawce
karaoke :0
karaoke <3
sydney
karaoke <3
yvonne
weirdos
weren't you going to do that on your own stream, syd
sydney
:D
karaoke?
mawce
KARAOKE!!!
scarra
what a great conversation
mawce
SCARRA ITS KARAOKE
scarra
i mean
yeah
sydney
ITS KARAOKE SCARRA
scarra
when did i get dragged into this???
toast
have we settled on the radio dj idea?
and if so, who's in it?
poki
we had six people last time, right?
john
yea
i was in it :D
mawce
we know
jodi
we know, hun
john
mean
sydney
well obviously mawce is gonna be in it
but when's it gonna be?
we have to see if our schedules align
mawce
i'm free 3-9pm on week days, and all day on weekends
other than sunday, i'm going on a date
sydney
heh
lily
i
i thought you were lonely
michael
is it legal to date at 16?
yvonne
michael, you're a dumbass
mawce
oh sorry,
i meant i'm THIRD-WHEELING a date on sunday
my bad.
and i'm also 17
but it is a very important date, so i have to be there.
poki
y'know what?
not gonna question it
how about saturday?
jodi
i'm free on saturday
michael
same
toast
^^
scarra
i'm not
yvonne
^
john
:(
me neither
sydney
is NOBODY free on saturday???
mawce
haha, losers
who actually has a life.
couldn't be me.
michael
we know
mawce
do you want me to respond to that?
michael
nope.
mawce
good choice.
and i vote that talia joins the video
IF we need six players
poki
hell yeah
i'm down with that
scarra
is she free?
mawce
i'll ask later
but the answer is most likely
she doesn't do much on saturday's.
or any day of the week, really.
jodi
there is so much tallass slander omfg-
mawce
it was destined from the beginning.