As soon as Huailin sighed, Danzhe beat him down coldly: "This kind of bird looks fat, but it doesn't actually have any meat, the whole family bucket? Let's replace it with a single parent bucket." Mr.
Gao nodded repeatedly: "Yes Yeah, it's not enough to eat at all, the whole family is full of eggs." The
two of them ranted about the "single parent bucket" in a sentence, and it was Lu Xingzhao's turn to helplessly said: "Can you focus on the current crisis first? "
That's right, you are all unrealistic!" Huailin helped his express courier, "The most urgent thing now is to kill the chickens first and pluck their hairs and let them bleed."
Lu Xingzhao: "..."
Lu Xingzhao's expression was indescribable, and he silently bowed his bow. On his back, he jumped up the roof next to him alone.
This chicken... This bird is too big, I'm afraid it can't kill effectively with a gun, and using a heavy weapon can easily spread to the base, so Lu Xingzhao chose to use a bow and arrow.
With his arm strength and accurate head, the bow and arrow have truly become a heavy weapon.
Although the arrows could not bend or bounce like bullets, they had the most stable ballistic trajectory in Lu Xingzhao's field of vision. As soon as he let go, he could see the arrows on the strings shoot out like shooting stars.
The giant bird can only have a huge advantage in size against the land star. It flapped continuously with a pair of huge wings, and the provoked gust of wind enveloped its entire body, leading the arrows to other directions.
Seeing this, Lu Xingzhao put the recurve bow again, leaving only one arrow on the string, and the whole bow was drawn into the shape of a full moon
. It's as easy as chopping the waves and treading the waves, straight to the throat of the giant bird.
Everyone only heard a cry like a crane, and the giant bird suddenly retracted its wings and covered the wound on its neck.
Then, because the center was unstable, it fell directly on the buttocks, and the round bird's butt slammed directly on the top cover of the base with a loud bang.
"..."
Huailin was stunned and said, "So fat and round..."
Dan Zhe added: "Well, the soil is fat and round."
Lu Xingzhao happened to take a breath, rolled over and fell from the air, standing beside everyone, and heard them chatting again, He said, "It's okay if you don't help, it's safer to go back and hide!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the giant fat chirp had struggled to get up again, flapped its wings, and flew into the sky.
It may be difficult for those who have not seen it to imagine how a fat bird with a spherical shape can fly with such a small pair of wings. Even Dan Zhe guessed with Huailin: Maybe the ability that people mutated is to fly...?
Not only can Fei Chiu fly, but it is also very flexible. As soon as it ascended to the sky, it avoided the two arrows that Lu Xingzhao was chasing.
At high altitudes, it is really difficult for humans to deal with birds. Lu Xingzhao held the bow for a long time, and Feiju knew that he was in pain, so he flew higher every time to avoid it.
After a few times like this, Lu Xingzhao had to turn around and ask the headmaster: "Huailin, why don't you take a bazooka and shoot it?"
He wanted to build familiar pistols and bows and arrows now, but he was a little bit hard on heavy weapons. When he said a verb like "move", he generally meant: It's so hard to think about, Lord Chief asks for help.
Huailin is really just like the chief, he has to verbally approve it every time, or sign a handwritten letter "allowing to move out the weapons stored in xx warehouse xx" and convey it to Lu Xingzhao, then he can really move it .
Now Huailin was facing the application of the courier, and thought for a while: "This bird flying so high should not affect the base, right?"
Comrade Danzhe, the chief of staff beside him, lowered his head and estimated, "No problem. "The
process was almost finished, and the head of the head waved his hand boldly: "Move it!"
So the process was officially completed, and Lu Xingzhao, who was very familiar with this program, also had an indescribable sense of satisfaction and security. In half a minute, he came out with a bazooka on his back.
He also took out the binoculars by the way. Huailin took the binoculars and looked at the fat tweet for a long time, and his saliva was about to flow down: "It's really fat, the wings, the chicken feet, oh..."
Fat tweet is a Silly big bird, after recognizing Lu Xingzhao who was pulling the bow, he tried to hide; however, when Lu Xingzhao came out with a bazooka, he didn't recognize it anymore, and he lowered the height again stupidly.
It hasn't forgotten what it came out for, and it began to stretch out its small claws to scratch at the base, as if it really wanted to dig the Stormmaster out of the ground.
Lu Xingzhao saw the corners of his mouth twitch, took the opportunity to change to a perfect position, raised his bazooka and aimed it at this stupid fat butt hair, huh-
boom.
"Tweet Tweet—" The
stupid big bird's butt hair was scorched, not only scorched but also burned. This time, it jumped straight up, flapped its wings and flew crookedly for a while, and then fell into place again.
There was a smell of burnt chicken in the air.
"..."
Everyone swallowed their saliva, Huailin said frantically: "It hasn't been killed yet, why did you bake it first, ah, it's so fragrant, so fragrant, so fragrant, I haven't been able to eat kfc for many years. Lu Xingzhao comforted: "
We haven't eaten it for a long time, it's okay, go back and ask Shentu to try it with fried..."
"You haven't eaten it for three months, it's been many years for me! It's really many years!" Lin Yu cried without tears, "From the age of seventeen to twenty-two, it's not enough to eat a single meal of junk food, and when I wake up, I'm seventeen again... and I can't eat it for so many years!
Huai Xiaojiao was so sad as he spoke, Lu Xingzhao looked left and right for help, seeing Dan Zhe hesitating to say anything, he suddenly saw a savior, winked and said, "Move your mouth, speak your tongue like a reed to comfort the chief. " grown ups.
After a few seconds, I heard Dan Zhe say slowly: "It's okay, it's going to be a long time in Japan. In the future, I will catch a few more chickens, a few more KFC employees, and a few more people who know seasonings, and they will make them specially for you—not anyway. Maybe the original flavor of KFC is so delicious, hahahahaha!"
Huailin: " ..."
Lu Xingzhao: "..."
This guy is too cheap!
Huailin said to Lu Xingzhao angrily, "Brother, hit him!"
Lu Xingzhao couldn't help laughing, so he hurriedly took out two pieces of candy and gave it to Huailin: "Don't worry, let's catch up with that chicken... that bird first.
Huailin looked left and right, and then said to Yan Feiguang, "You beat him too!" Yan
Feiguang stood by the side thoughtfully the whole time, then nodded and said, "I seem to know how to make original fried chicken... ..."
"..."
Huailin immediately shouted: "What are you waiting for, hurry up and chase the chicken!"
In fact, the few people got into the car while talking, and chased the place where the giant bird made an emergency landing.
Unexpectedly, the bird's flight speed was not slow, and the direction of flight was quite accurate, and it landed straight on the other side of the river.
Several people did not have the tools to cross the river, only a very simple kayak was prepared in the car. It was the night of the fourth day. Although the sky was not as dark as the middle of the night, it was not optimistic enough to safely cross the river.
Lu Xingzhao thought to himself: Now I can only drool while looking at the whole family on the other side.
As a result, they looked back: Huailin and Danzhe murmured for a while, spread out a piece of white paper, rolled up their sleeves, and began to draw.
Lu Xingzhao only felt a chill in his heart and a chill behind him.
It didn't take long for Huailin to smile and carry the blueprint: "Brother, haven't you done your homework today? Change the task temporarily. This is the easiest ferry, look, hehe..."
Lu Xingzhao: "... ..."
Help, help, cramming is not such a way to hold Buddha's feet!
Poor Comrade Lu Xingzhao was forced to be both civil and military. At this moment, he wished that all the muscles in his body could be turned into memory cells.
A few minutes later, Lu Xingzhao's eyes turned into mosquito coils. Before he could write down the drawings, the big bird on the other side had already recovered and started to trim his feathers.
Huailin was in a hurry and said, "Oh, brother, is it so difficult to memorize it by rote? The whole family bucket is going to fly away..."
However, he was able to talk, and he couldn't help Lu Xingzhao at all.
Huailin turned around twice, and suddenly asked, "Yan Feiguang, what are you doing?"
Yan Feiguang was squatting on the shore, looking at the bottom of the water, with a violin on his shoulder, while playing the violin leisurely, he said with a smile: "Xiao Bai The dragon is below, I'll play the qin for him."
"..."
After a while, Lu Xingzhao walked over in a dazed way: "It's almost there, Huailin...?"
Huailin tugged at Lu Xingzhao's sleeve Said: "Ah yes, hurry up and call Xiao Bailong! Let it bring back the whole family bucket, brother, you don't need to memorize the blueprint! How can we have the flexibility of the fish, it's a waste of effort!"
Lu Xingzhao: "...... ..."
A minute later, the very tired Lu Xingzhao squatted on the side to rest.
Yan Feiguang continued to play the qin leisurely, and everyone saw an unusual turbulence on the river surface. Before the little white dragon showed his face at all, an unusual momentum came over.
After a short while, a water column half a meter thick sprayed out from the water surface a few meters away, drenching everyone from left to right.
Everyone: "..."
Yan Feiguang wiped his face familiarly, and said with a smile, "It's a promise."
Xiaobailong turned his head and swam away. The pure white scales reflect the dark rainbow light, undulating under the river, but the complete figure of the white dragon is not seen.
"After watching it several times, I think the Dragon Prince is so beautiful..." Huailin sighed sincerely.
While watching, Lu Xingzhao suddenly said: "There is someone on the other side shouting, can you hear it?"
"There is someone at this time?"
A few people listened intently, and they heard someone shouting: "Who took my Evan from my house ?" It's baked! The one who killed a thousand knives was released for a while—!!!"
"..."
Several people looked at each other, Huailin said: "This... this is actually raised by someone? No... it's not the storm call Did you come here to take out the whole family bucket?"
Before he had time to be a thief, the man on the other side found them, and roared across the river: "Fortunately, Evan is fine, or I will pull an army out and kill you all——!!! "
As soon as the voice fell, I saw the waves rolling in the river, and the white waves roaring into the sky!
An incomparably huge white fish jumped up from the center of the river, streaked a perfect arc in mid-air, and landed on the shore.
Then, under the stunned gaze of everyone, the smooth fish body of the little white dragon slid 100 meters smoothly, and the angry fish mouth smoothly aimed at the fat chirp's scorched buttocks.
It's an epic bite!
Bird butt stuck in fish mouth, perfect.
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