hillow shippers
theo: if you could fuck one euphoria
character who would it be?
theo: i'll go first
theo: elliot
wills: NATE JACOBS
hermione: WHAT?!?!?
hermione: WHY?
wills: he may be a bad person
but i want him to rearrange my guts
wills: herman you have to admit
he's so hot
harry: definitely maddy
wills: oh really...
wills: why such a sure answer love?
harry: she reminds me of you...
wills: oh okay then 🥰
hermione: fez...
ron: lexi 100%
wills: AWWW YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE!!!!
ron: what did we do?
daph: you two chose each other basically
wills: ron=fez herman=lexi
harry: YOU ARE SO RIGHTT
blaise: i think i would fuck cassie
blaise: yeah cassie
daph: this is hard for meeeeee
daph: hmmmmm
daph: im going with jules
wills: solid answer but i'm surprised
you didn't pick rue
daph: i was but like if she faked an
orgasm with me i would get so self conscious
afterwards and like my whole
game would be off
daph: jules wouldn't do that
harry: wait does that mean i'm like
nate if willow is attracted to me
hermione: no harry
ron: yes harry
wills: yes harry
blaise: don't scare him wills!
harry: I DONT WANT TO BE HIM
harry: HES SO WEIRD AND CREEPY
harry: AND A BAD PERSON
harry: IM NICE!!!
wills: yeah but ur hot like him so
ron: you're like if nate was a
good person
harry: 😐
harry: don't like this at all
wills: but you're so hot and sexy and nice!!!!
theo: im so mad my boyfriend
picked a girl
theo: IS MY ASSHOLE NOT ENOUGH?!!?!?
hermione: MERLIN THEO
wills: theo you need to learn how
to keep things to yourself
theo: is it because i'm gay 🤨
wills: no it's because your annoying
daph: boom roasted
harry: some hufflepuff girl just tried to
give me her number lol
wills: who the fuck was it?
harry: idk her name was like linda
or some shit
harry: i politely rejected her
harry: and by that i mean i
ran away without responding
wills: good boy
wills: now if you don't mind me
i have to track down a L named hufflepuff
blaise: please don't cause a scene
wills: don't worry i will 🥰
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"Miss Harlow what is the meaning of this!" Mcgonagall scolds as she witnessed the sight of Willow hexing the hufflepuff girl who hit on Harry, turns out her name was Lauren and she was a fifth year. Willow now smirked as she watched Lauren try to hide her rapidly growing teeth while her friends freaked out.
"Professor she hit on Harry. My Harry." Willow says grinning. "Surely you can excuse my behavior because of it."
"Detention tomorrow after school." Mcgonagall said but Willow could see her trying to hide her smile.
"Wouldn't miss it!" Willow called out as the Profesor walked away smiling and shaking her head.
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@wickedb1tchofhogwarts:
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look at how cool our eyes are
@harryjpotter: imagine having brown eyes lol
↳ @wickedb1tchofhogwarts: brown eyed people are losers
↳ @daphgreengrass: HEY 😡
↳ @bzabini: rude asf
↳ @hermionegranger: im offended
↳ @author: so mean 😐
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A/N: i would fuck nate and kat but that's just me