「 MESSAGES! 」
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[ moss sent a message
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mawce as moss
orion as constellation
kai as moony
moss
hey, did we have homework?
i feel like i'm forgetting something but i dunno
mom always says i needa take more vitamins
maybe i should
i read once that b12 helps improve memory
moony
i'm going to scream.
moss
why?
oh nevermind
is it because of the essay in mr philips class?
that mans house is the first place i'd go in the purge.
spare his wife, she's hot AND nice.
or maybe i just have mommy issues...
constellation
mawce
with all due respect
i hope your organs fail on you and you wither away pitifully in a field of poison ivy.
moss
OH
NVM I GOT A NOTIFICATION
I BLEW UP GUYS
moony
no shit dude
moss
LANGUAGE!!
moony
you cannot say that after you ranked past presidents on where they'd be in the omegaverse.
and you DEFINITELY cannot language me AFTER it went viral.
constellation
^^
moss
to be fair,
it was funny.
constellation
you got BARACK OBAMA to reply to your tweet
VALKYRAE, MICHAEL REEVES, POKIMANE, EVEN CRANKGAMEPLAYS LIKED YOUR TWEET
HOW???
moss
yeah, it's cool
moony
how are you not freaking out right now?
moss
oh, i am
just internally
i'm not very good with change
this is change. obviously.
constellation
trust us, we know
you had a breakdown when talia moved away
she's only four hours away.
moss
you're my least favourite and between the two of you, that is not saying much.
moony
i'm sending that to your mom.
moss
NO NO
DO NOT
I NEED TO REMAIN THE TOKEN PERFECT TM CHILD
constellation
aww kaiiii
thanks babe
moony
shut it.
constellation
jeez ok
[ my babysitters a twitch streamer
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my babysitters a twitch streamer as talia
weirdass nibling as mawce
my babysitters a twitch streamer
[buzzfeed.article//link]
THEY WROTE A WHOLE ASS ARTICLE ABOUT YOU!!
IM SO PROUD RN
MY BABYS FINALLY GROWIN UP :')
weirdass nibling
thanks, talia
/gen, sorry i'm not sure if that came off correctly
my babysitters a twitch streamer
oh shit i forgot
you good dude?
i know you don't handle change well
weirdass nibling
ehhh
i'm fine, i think.
just - will there be a ton of pressure on me now?
over the last few hours, i've gained nearly 10k followers over this. even more on tiktok.
i never thought that would happen
my babysitters a twitch streamer
the short answer is no, there won't be more pressure on you, necessarily
weirdass nibling
what's the long answer?
my babysitters a twitch streamer
the long answer is that it's highly unlikely. you blew up over ranking twitch streamers + presidents on where they'd be in the omegaverse. you called michael reeves a furry, and barack obama an alpha. i don't think anyone's expecting much from you.
weirdass nibling
well, yes i know
but i was planning on streaming in a few hours and it feels odd just streaming after all that, y'know?
these people know nothing about me, and suddenly there's more of them? i had an average of 100 viewers. now, i don't even know
my babysitters a twitch streamer
it just means you'll have more supporters!
if you want, i can join your stream
i would be more than happy to, i promise
weirdass nibling
really?
my babysitters a twitch streamer
yeah ofc /gen
weirdass nibling
OH HECK YEAH
I AM SO READY TO STREAM
YOU READY FOR SOME DISNEY KARAOKE??
my babysitters a twitch streamer
i literally can't sing??
weirdass nibling
TOO BAD
ILL BE ELSA YOU BE ANNA
my babysitters a twitch streamer
i regret this already.
/hj
ok, a quarter joke
oh shit you're already on call
sixteenth joke
i know, i know, i'm going-
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「 TWITCH CHAT! 」
( i'm too lazy to write out the scenes )
username: FIRST
username: hey moss!!
username: omegaverse girl
username: replying to username... omegaverse person**
username: YOOO
username: so many first time chatters :0
username: TALIA???
username: WHY US TALKA HERE???
username: pronouns?
username: replying to username... they/them
username: HI TALIA!!!
username: DO ENCANTO!!
username: FROZEN FROZEN FROZEN
username: what is happening
username: since when did they know talia???
username: hi!
username: mawce as elsa is god tier
username: LMAOOO TALIA AS ANNA
username: SING LET IT GO NEXT!!
>sydeon just joined!
username: LET IT GOOOO
username: SYDNEY??
username: SYDS IN CHAT
username: WHY IS SYDNEY HERE???
sydeon: DO MOANA
username: LMAO SYDNEY
username: seconded
sydeon: CMONNN MOANA :(
sydeon donated $25!
do moana >:( ALSO WHY AM I A BETA THIS IS OFFENSIVE :(((
username: SYD
username: TRUEEE SHE IS A BETA
username: i am so confused
username: HAHAHAH
username: DAMN THEY REALLY SAID NO MOANA FOR YOU
>pokimane just joined!
pokimane: hi!
username: WHY IS EVERYONE KOINGING???):&:&:$/'
username: YES FINALLY GETTING THE RECOGNITION THEY DESERBE
sydeon: POKI THEY WONT SING MOANA >:(
username: WHAT IS HAPPENING
username: is this the afterlife?
pokimane: noooo :(
pokimane: you gotta do moana!!
username: THERE IS NO WAY THEYRE GONNA GET EVERYONE ELSE TO JOIN
username: NEGOTIATION SKILLS ON POINT
username: are poki and syd actually gonna get the rest of otv to joking JUST for mawce to sing moana?? /genq
username: replying to username... anything can happen dude
>michaelreeves just joined!
>lilypichu just joined!
username: WHAT???
michaelreeves donated $20!
i am not a furry but i respect the lifestyle. also i'm being told to tell you to sing moana.
username: NOOOO MICHAEL IS A FURRY
username: MOANA MOANA MOANA
username: SING MOANA!!!
username: SHINY
username: ONLY ONE MORE OTV MEMBER AND THEYLL DO IT GUYS
lilypichu: sing moana or else :[
username: THEY DEADASS JUST IGNORED HER
michaelreeves: i vote for snow white
username: MOANAAAA
username: MICHAEL
pokimane: SHUT UP MICHAEL UR A FURRY
username: oop-
username: she really just called him out
username: OH SHIT
username: YOOOO
>masayoshi just joined!
username: JOHN???
>quarterjade just joined!
>scarra just joined!
username: how.
username: i am so confused-
quarterjade: MOANA!!! :D
「 MESSAGES! 」
[ moony sent a message
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mawce as moss
orion as constellation
kai as moony
constellation
WHY DIDNT YOU DO ARIEL :(
or rapunzel!!!
i'm offended by this honestly
moony
THATS what you choose to focus on???
moss
sorry orion, maybe next time
but for now i have to do physics homework
moony
YOU CANT JUST LEABE LIKE THAT
YOU GOT ALL OF OTV IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT
WHAT THE HELL
constellation
oh yeah that too
wait we had physics homework???
SHIT
moony
i'll ft you later and help
but seriously
OTV KNOWS YPU
moss
firstly, it wasn't the entirety of offlinetv
just a vast majority.
and secondly, can you help me too? i don't understand questions 5-18
moony
that's all the ones we were assigned.
moss
yeah, and i'm lazy
please help
my brain won't process them correctly and it's very frustrating
moony
YOU ARE THE SMARTEST OF US WHAT DO YOU MEAN???
oh nvm that's valid
i mean- i'll help but WE WILL TALK ABOUT THIS. I SWEAR.
moss
fine.
constellation
GET ON CALL!! I NEED HELP WITH PHYSICS!!!