UnOrdinary ChatFic (derogator...

By GodTierCake

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basically a chatfic before John's ability reveal (shocker!!)😰😰😰 Also self insert for meemes -plot -memes ... More

so it begins
thats kinky, John
Somebody Stop The New Kid
The tea is overflowing today yall
the milk accident
W rizz
Stilletos and fishnets, if that's what you like
Date
Keene panics
update+announcement(?)

sus??

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By GodTierCake

First off this is gonna be real short since my finals is next week and I hate that I have to continue this bc people actually read my chatfics 💀💀

My chatfics arnt canon-accurate bc theyre hc and self-indulgent so i apologise if u hated it lmao

I hate it bc yea

John- Kinky
Arlo-Daddy
Sera-Sera
Remi-Remi
Isen- rat
Blyke-Laeser
Yusechi-NewKid🏃‍♂
Elaine- Elaine/SuckUp
Cecile-Newspaper gal

Newkid🏃‍♂️: so I just watched Seraphina sprint across the hallway, grab some guy and whoosh

Sera: shhh

Kinky: wtf

Sera: hes a friend :)

Newkid🏃‍♂️: im definitely scared but okay

Daddy: will I ever get changed from this godforsakened user nickname

Kinky: no♡

Daddy: wasn't asking you, you don't even possess admin

Kinky: I can change nicks dum dum

Daddy: oh.

Kinky: lmao L moment + ratio + gay + homophobe + ur a leo

Sera: W

Newkid🏃‍♂️: W

Daddy: what in the actual hellspawn

Kinky: you wouldn't understand you granpa

Daddy: are you calling me old

Kinky: yes

Daddy: you got held back we are the same age

Kinky: no but you were born earlier in July 30 so ur old bleh

Daddy: how do you know my birthday

Kinky: i've asked you before you dingus

Daddy: okay

Newkid🏃‍♂️: why bother asking he doesnt have any friends does he

Rat: 💀💀deceased

Laeser: oh my god im dead

Kinky: Roasted, to ashes

Sera: decimated in flames

Newkid🏃‍♂️: i dont mean it arlo dont cry

Daddy: I'm not crying though.

Newkid🏃‍♂️: I know I was being a bitch again

Daddy: okay.

Kinky: Sera respectfully, are you trying to kill a man

Sera: yea even w no ability im mad at him,he's a fucking douche im still gonna kill him

Kinky: dang sera what'd he do to you

Sera: he took my cakepops bc he thought I didn't want them

Kinky: not the cakepops

Newkid🏃‍♂️: dang daniel💀‼

Kinky: fr want help

Sera: actually?? Yeah

Remi: are you guys just beating people up again

Kinky: nooo...

Kinky: FUCK WHAT THE FUCK SERA RUN

Sera: y

Sera: o

Kinky: IM RUNIGNG

Sera: JOHN YOU BBTICB GET BACK HEERE

Kinky: HES RIGHT BEHIND US NO WAYU

Sera: NAH YOYR WHORE

Daddy: i wasn't going to do anything to you two.

Kinky: lies

Remi: you looked like u were about to punch them tho

Sera: fr bro

Newkid🏃‍♂️: i just ran when I saw Arlo approach lmao

Kinky: betrayal

Newkid🏃‍♂️: my b bro

Sera: im huffing and puffing bitch why are you so fast

Newkid🏃‍♂️: you forgot he has a six pack

Sera: oh you right

Kinky: STOP BRINGING UP MY ABS ALREADY

Newkid🏃‍♂️: no lmao

Kinky: BRUH

Sera: its funny to watch u get flustered over it as if youre not extremely packed ,ripped like muscle man

Newkid🏃‍♂️: fr‼💪

Kinky: can you not

Rat: send proof

Kinky: CAN YOU NOT

[Reply to Rat]Laesar: ^^

Kinky: NO

Newkid🏃‍♂️: np actually

Kinky: STOP ILL ACTUALLY VREAK YOUR FUCKIG PHONE

Newkid🏃‍♂️: your typing is atrocious

Kinky: title of your sex tape

Newkid🏃‍♂️:

John's workout routine.png
Abs abs abs fr.png
Chillin in the gym w my bro.png
Best to worst abs.png
John has a six pack wtf.png
John is chasing me.png

Newkid🏃‍♂️: don't question the names of the files I had to transfer them back to back via old phone , and pc then back to my new phone

Kinky: i actually hate you

Newkid🏃‍♂️: cool

Sera: lmao but u r seriously ripped

Sera: props bro

Kinky: in another scenario id laugh and say thanks but not today

[Reply to Newkid🏃‍♂️]Rat: OMG ITS REAL!?#,#;*@,@

[Reply to Newkid🏃‍♂️:]Laeser: oh my gosh hes ripped

Laeser: props fr John

Kinky: again in another separate scenario id say thanks guys!!

Daddy: I have to agree that's pretty commendable for a low-tier

Suck-up: actually??? Yeah for real

Suck-up: its difficult because without an ability you don't have a set goal to strive and train for, it's very rare to see lower tiers train their bodies like that :v

Kinky: u gotta train ur bod like moi if i wanna survibe ur mom

Newkid🏃‍♂️: LMAO

Sera: truer words have never been spoken‼🙏

Newkid🏃‍♂️: FR🙏‼

Kinky: in all seriousn3ss if all lower tiers trained for a six pack bod they hpn3stly wouldnt be struggling this much but onviously theyre scaref and lazy . They give up too quickly and most of them try to pick on me even tho we sh0uld ve on the same side 💀‼

Newkid🏃‍♂️: ur typin is atrocious but agreed fr

Sera: you gotta fix that bro

Kinky: fuck you my dad turned off my autocorrect and now u want me to visually check all my word errors

Daddy: yes. Exactly.

Sera: yes, please I actually agree w harlot this time

Daddy: harlot?

Sera: gave you a harlot white girl name, it suits you

Newkid🏃‍♂️: if not harlot its arla

Sera: Darla

Newkid🏃‍♂️: Harla!

Sera: all suitable white girl names tbh

Kinky: agreed

Remi: actually?? Yeah

Rat: fr though why do they fit

Daddy: can all of you stop assigning me a white girl name

Kinky: too late daddy💕🤩‼

Kinky has changed Daddy's nickname to "Arla"!

Kinky: its actually kinda cute like some hot older sister like in one of those dramas

Newkid🏃‍♂️: what..

Kinky: I byoassed Blyke and Isen cuddling wstching some drama w a hot elder sidter typaa womsn on scr3en and it made me think "that screams Arla" after the qhite girl name assignments

Newkid🏃‍♂️: if this is your typing with no autocorrect I don't even wanna think about your actual handwriting

Sera: it is atrociously bad

Arla: it is literally horrendous

Rat: i can't even read it

Laeser: I peeked at his homework once and i cried a little

Remi: I don't endorse this behavior but I watched him write his own name once and it looked like as if he wrote it with dripping ink, but really was just his handwriting

Kinky:

Kinky:

Kinky:

Kinky:

Kinky: NO STOP KSBAKSNKSBSKFOZNNA

Kinky: YOU GUYS ARE MEAN WTF

Newkid🏃‍♂️: tis only the truth bbg

Kinky: I HATE THE TRUTH FUCK OFF

Newkid🏃‍♂️: PUTANG INA MO

Kinky: SHIT UP

Newkid🏃‍♂️: my b ill shit up fr bro

Kinky: NO

Arla: I actually don't mind the Arla name, its just Arlo misspelled. But also, yeah, we'll shit up John.

Kinky: ARSHJSBSJDIBASKS

Sera: shit up lmao

Kinky: DIE

Sera: love you too <3

Rat: meow

Laeser: what the fuck

Suck-up: meow-?

Rat: uh

Kinky:

Rat has changed Kinky's name to 'messy'!

Messy: are you being for real.

Rat: !yes!!°•٩(•́⌄•́๑)و•°♡》

Remi: aww messy was my cats name

Messy: was?

Remi: he died end of story

Sera: that got dark real fast are you okay Remi

Remi: 100 percent, why?

Sera: im terrified now but love u too

Remi: ᐛ

Newkid🏃‍♂️: me too Remi, me too

Remi: huh?

Newkid🏃‍♂️: ᐛ

Remi: YESSS

Newkid🏃‍♂️: YASS AND THEN SLAY🤩‼‼

Arla: what in tarnation

Messy: just demon hellspawn things, you wouldnt understand. Uour human

Arla: and im glad to stay human,demon

Remi: ᐛ !!♡

Newkid🏃‍♂️: IIIIIII AAAAAAA IIIII-i just watched Zeke get body slammed im LEAVING

Messy: by who in the world

Newkid🏃‍♂️: UR MOM SUGONDEEZ NUTS

Messy:

Messy:

Rat:

Laeser:

Arla:

Sera:

Remi:

Suck-up:

Rat: oh

Messy:

Messy: im actually gonna kill you

Newkid🏃‍♂️: im actually being fr though soemone just block-clutched Zeke like how u clutch in mc bedwars fr

Messy: who-

Newkid🏃‍♂️: ur mom idk some guy

Messy: bruh

Sera: probably a new kid go help or sum

Newkid🏃‍♂️: guys.

Sera?

Messy: sup

Newkid🏃‍♂️: are you in Cavic hall rn...

Arla: sure im around

Messy: yeah im nearby, why?

Sera: we r around the general area

Remi: us 3 too

Rat: yea sup

Laeser: whats up

Newkid🏃‍♂️: thats bad

Suck-up: why? :0

Newkid🏃‍♂️: RUN

Messy: huh?

Messy: KEVSKSBKABSKSNKJSDJGZOHK

Messy: WTFUCKFC WHAT RTEHFUCK WAS THAT YZUS

Arla: -!

Remi: ?

Remi: HUH

Messy: whats going on

Messy: OH MY KIRDJKDLKDM

Laeser: HOLY SHIT CARVKE RFLAMES RUN FOR TUOEJELIFE

Rat: BEHIND YHU

Messy: WHO THEFUCK WHAS THAT THE BLAZY QAS SO HUGE IT RUPTURED THRU THE EBTIRE HALL

Newkid🏃‍♂️: so uh

Newkid🏃‍♂️:that was my brother(/)ᐛ)/)!♡

Messy: WHAT

Sera: HUHM

Messy: !?!,!?@;*,¿• M

Laeser: !!?!??!

Remi: EHHUHUHH.!???!??

Newkid🏃‍♂️: Zeke got on his nerves n he's just here to visit me n make sure everythings fine w me at school dorms and everything but Zeke got on his nerves when he was asking around for me since he didn't think i had that kind of rep around here and so uh yes :D

Newkid🏃‍♂️: he also thought he was my boyfriend asking for me and told him to go suck up to another high-tier n move it so he blasted Zeke after body slamming him 🤩🙏

Messy: suddenly im in love with your brother

Sera: well dang me too

Newkid🏃‍♂️: the aggression runs in the family I suppose.

Arla: that was the loudest fucking explosion ive never heard or seen in my life.

Newkid🏃‍♂️: im hoping thats the only explosion you will ever see in your lifetime because if you see one more than once thats horrifiying pls seek help <3

Arla: agreed.

Messy: now what your sexy brother blew up cavic hall

Newkid🏃‍♂️: thats not my fault you whore

Sera: oh your brother IS hot

Newkid🏃‍♂️: FUCK OFF DONT FLIRT W MY BROTHER

Sera: i wasnt gonna...

Newkid🏃‍♂️: liar

Sera: lmao

Messy: I mean from this angle hes..

Newkid🏃‍♂️: NO

Sera has changed Newkid🏃‍♂️'s nickname to 'hot brother haver'!

Hot brother haver:

Hot brother haver: if you insist

Arla: oh

Arla: your brother looks like a girl

Arla: nvm just very fem and masc.

Messy: yes

Rat: ur brother is hot

Laeser: hes cheating on me again smh

Rat: NO

Suck-up: bro imagine cheating

Rat: IM NOT

Remi: you are simping for another whom is not Blyke-??

Rat: I CAN CALL SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE

Laeser: THEN WHY NOT ME SMH

Rat: OKAY UR HOT BB

Laeser: THANK YOU

Hot brother haver: that escalated

Messy: so.. your brother ayy

Hot brother haver: do NOT hit on my brother istg

Sera: why not

Hot brother haver: he has a boyfriend

Sera: dang fr

Arla: i can imagine Johns face rn

Messy: im fairly dissapointed but i can still hit on other people

Arla: like who

Messy: urmom

Arla: no.

Messy: 🤩🙏❤🖤💕

Arla: i hate all of you

Remi: thanks i guess

Arla: not you i guess.

Remi: ᐛ

Sera: literally stop get that away from me its so scary

Remi: :<

Sera: ARGSJSBSK

Hot brother haver: imagine being scared of emoticons

Rat: did I just watch you bitch slap your brother

Hot brother haver: no

Laeser: she defo did though..

Hot brother haver: it was an illusion he slapped me so I took my revenge obvi

Laeser:oh that make smore sense

Rat: omg I can write a news article ab the cavic hall getting exploded into smithereens

Hot brother haver: i'd rather you not but okay

Rat: why ;(

Hot brother haver: my brother isnt a serial arsonist or some school bomber LMAOO💀💀

Rat: LMAO

[6pm, groupchat: chaos]

Hot brother haver: what are you staring so intensely at John

Messy: ur mom ig

Hot brother haver: nice one but can you handle deez nuts in yo mouth

Sera: what is happening

Arla: John is happening

Messy: im focusing on sumting

Hot brother haver: lemme see...

Messy: nqo wtf

Messy: RUCK YOU FUCK ONFF

Hot brother haver: no<3

Messy: oh.

Messy: OH

Messy: LMAO ITS ME ON JOHNS PHONE RN I HAVE ALL HIS SECRETS

Messy: BINZQS0C

Messy: SUCK MY DICK YUSE

Hot brother haver: not if you suck mine first bitch

Arla: what has this groupchat come to

Sera: ur mom lmao

Arla:

Rat: lmao

Laeser: pls

Remi: WKSBAJJASKSA

Suck-up: not Arlo's mom

Hot brother haver: he was looking at Arlo pics btw

Arla: what

Messy: no shes a liar

Hot brother haver: no really

Hot brother haver: Johnscrushingfr.png

Messy: NO

Messy: IT WAS AN ACCIDNET AND I SWIPED RIGHT WHEN U TOOK MY PHONE

Hot brother haver: WHY WERE YPU ON HIS INSTAGRAM PAGE THEN

Messy: IM OITERALLY SWEARING TO GOD IT WAS A FUCKFINF ACCIDNE TYOU DOUCHE

Sera: time and time again John proves he is gayer than ever and into tall blondes

Messy: no

Messy: i wouldnt even sleep with him fr

Hot brother haver: you sure

Messy: yea

Arla: im leaving

Remi: ARLO NO

Arla: ugh fine melissa

Messy: THE WHITE GIRL NAME.

Messy: suddenly inlovw w arlo fr

Arla: id rather you not

Messy: 😭😭😞😞‼

Hot brother haver: im starting to think this is no longer an act

Messy: STFU GAY

Sera: john is a homophobe real

Messy: STOP


Author's note:

So um i died and hello, sorey if this didnt exceed ur expectations.. i made it 2k words so it would be at least long and enjoyable?? I did his at midnight till near 1 or 2 i think?? I edited this in the afternoon the next day which is rn

Im sorry for dissapearing after making only 1 or 2 chapters once every few months but its rlly hard to come up w ideas on the spot, i draw more than I write bc idk lamo

Im more active on ig @yuepaint so uh ye

Cya next chp?

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