First off this is gonna be real short since my finals is next week and I hate that I have to continue this bc people actually read my chatfics 💀💀
My chatfics arnt canon-accurate bc theyre hc and self-indulgent so i apologise if u hated it lmao
I hate it bc yea
John- Kinky
Arlo-Daddy
Sera-Sera
Remi-Remi
Isen- rat
Blyke-Laeser
Yusechi-NewKid🏃♂️
Elaine- Elaine/SuckUp
Cecile-Newspaper gal
Newkid🏃♂️: so I just watched Seraphina sprint across the hallway, grab some guy and whoosh
Sera: shhh
Kinky: wtf
Sera: hes a friend :)
Newkid🏃♂️: im definitely scared but okay
Daddy: will I ever get changed from this godforsakened user nickname
Kinky: no♡
Daddy: wasn't asking you, you don't even possess admin
Kinky: I can change nicks dum dum
Daddy: oh.
Kinky: lmao L moment + ratio + gay + homophobe + ur a leo
Sera: W
Newkid🏃♂️: W
Daddy: what in the actual hellspawn
Kinky: you wouldn't understand you granpa
Daddy: are you calling me old
Kinky: yes
Daddy: you got held back we are the same age
Kinky: no but you were born earlier in July 30 so ur old bleh
Daddy: how do you know my birthday
Kinky: i've asked you before you dingus
Daddy: okay
Newkid🏃♂️: why bother asking he doesnt have any friends does he
Rat: 💀💀deceased
Laeser: oh my god im dead
Kinky: Roasted, to ashes
Sera: decimated in flames
Newkid🏃♂️: i dont mean it arlo dont cry
Daddy: I'm not crying though.
Newkid🏃♂️: I know I was being a bitch again
Daddy: okay.
Kinky: Sera respectfully, are you trying to kill a man
Sera: yea even w no ability im mad at him,he's a fucking douche im still gonna kill him
Kinky: dang sera what'd he do to you
Sera: he took my cakepops bc he thought I didn't want them
Kinky: not the cakepops
Newkid🏃♂️: dang daniel💀‼
Kinky: fr want help
Sera: actually?? Yeah
Remi: are you guys just beating people up again
Kinky: nooo...
Kinky: FUCK WHAT THE FUCK SERA RUN
Sera: y
Sera: o
Kinky: IM RUNIGNG
Sera: JOHN YOU BBTICB GET BACK HEERE
Kinky: HES RIGHT BEHIND US NO WAYU
Sera: NAH YOYR WHORE
Daddy: i wasn't going to do anything to you two.
Kinky: lies
Remi: you looked like u were about to punch them tho
Sera: fr bro
Newkid🏃♂️: i just ran when I saw Arlo approach lmao
Kinky: betrayal
Newkid🏃♂️: my b bro
Sera: im huffing and puffing bitch why are you so fast
Newkid🏃♂️: you forgot he has a six pack
Sera: oh you right
Kinky: STOP BRINGING UP MY ABS ALREADY
Newkid🏃♂️: no lmao
Kinky: BRUH
Sera: its funny to watch u get flustered over it as if youre not extremely packed ,ripped like muscle man
Newkid🏃♂️: fr‼💪
Kinky: can you not
Rat: send proof
Kinky: CAN YOU NOT
[Reply to Rat]Laesar: ^^
Kinky: NO
Newkid🏃♂️: np actually
Kinky: STOP ILL ACTUALLY VREAK YOUR FUCKIG PHONE
Newkid🏃♂️: your typing is atrocious
Kinky: title of your sex tape
Newkid🏃♂️:
John's workout routine.png
Abs abs abs fr.png
Chillin in the gym w my bro.png
Best to worst abs.png
John has a six pack wtf.png
John is chasing me.png
Newkid🏃♂️: don't question the names of the files I had to transfer them back to back via old phone , and pc then back to my new phone
Kinky: i actually hate you
Newkid🏃♂️: cool
Sera: lmao but u r seriously ripped
Sera: props bro
Kinky: in another scenario id laugh and say thanks but not today
[Reply to Newkid🏃♂️]Rat: OMG ITS REAL!?#,#;*@,@
[Reply to Newkid🏃♂️:]Laeser: oh my gosh hes ripped
Laeser: props fr John
Kinky: again in another separate scenario id say thanks guys!!
Daddy: I have to agree that's pretty commendable for a low-tier
Suck-up: actually??? Yeah for real
Suck-up: its difficult because without an ability you don't have a set goal to strive and train for, it's very rare to see lower tiers train their bodies like that :v
Kinky: u gotta train ur bod like moi if i wanna survibe ur mom
Newkid🏃♂️: LMAO
Sera: truer words have never been spoken‼🙏
Newkid🏃♂️: FR🙏‼
Kinky: in all seriousn3ss if all lower tiers trained for a six pack bod they hpn3stly wouldnt be struggling this much but onviously theyre scaref and lazy . They give up too quickly and most of them try to pick on me even tho we sh0uld ve on the same side 💀‼
Newkid🏃♂️: ur typin is atrocious but agreed fr
Sera: you gotta fix that bro
Kinky: fuck you my dad turned off my autocorrect and now u want me to visually check all my word errors
Daddy: yes. Exactly.
Sera: yes, please I actually agree w harlot this time
Daddy: harlot?
Sera: gave you a harlot white girl name, it suits you
Newkid🏃♂️: if not harlot its arla
Sera: Darla
Newkid🏃♂️: Harla!
Sera: all suitable white girl names tbh
Kinky: agreed
Remi: actually?? Yeah
Rat: fr though why do they fit
Daddy: can all of you stop assigning me a white girl name
Kinky: too late daddy💕🤩‼
Kinky has changed Daddy's nickname to "Arla"!
Kinky: its actually kinda cute like some hot older sister like in one of those dramas
Newkid🏃♂️: what..
Kinky: I byoassed Blyke and Isen cuddling wstching some drama w a hot elder sidter typaa womsn on scr3en and it made me think "that screams Arla" after the qhite girl name assignments
Newkid🏃♂️: if this is your typing with no autocorrect I don't even wanna think about your actual handwriting
Sera: it is atrociously bad
Arla: it is literally horrendous
Rat: i can't even read it
Laeser: I peeked at his homework once and i cried a little
Remi: I don't endorse this behavior but I watched him write his own name once and it looked like as if he wrote it with dripping ink, but really was just his handwriting
Kinky:
Kinky:
Kinky:
Kinky:
Kinky: NO STOP KSBAKSNKSBSKFOZNNA
Kinky: YOU GUYS ARE MEAN WTF
Newkid🏃♂️: tis only the truth bbg
Kinky: I HATE THE TRUTH FUCK OFF
Newkid🏃♂️: PUTANG INA MO
Kinky: SHIT UP
Newkid🏃♂️: my b ill shit up fr bro
Kinky: NO
Arla: I actually don't mind the Arla name, its just Arlo misspelled. But also, yeah, we'll shit up John.
Kinky: ARSHJSBSJDIBASKS
Sera: shit up lmao
Kinky: DIE
Sera: love you too <3
Rat: meow
Laeser: what the fuck
Suck-up: meow-?
Rat: uh
Kinky:
Rat has changed Kinky's name to 'messy'!
Messy: are you being for real.
Rat: !yes!!°•٩(•́⌄•́๑)و•°♡》
Remi: aww messy was my cats name
Messy: was?
Remi: he died end of story
Sera: that got dark real fast are you okay Remi
Remi: 100 percent, why?
Sera: im terrified now but love u too
Remi: ᐛ
Newkid🏃♂️: me too Remi, me too
Remi: huh?
Newkid🏃♂️: ᐛ
Remi: YESSS
Newkid🏃♂️: YASS AND THEN SLAY🤩‼‼
Arla: what in tarnation
Messy: just demon hellspawn things, you wouldnt understand. Uour human
Arla: and im glad to stay human,demon
Remi: ᐛ !!♡
Newkid🏃♂️: IIIIIII AAAAAAA IIIII-i just watched Zeke get body slammed im LEAVING
Messy: by who in the world
Newkid🏃♂️: UR MOM SUGONDEEZ NUTS
Messy:
Messy:
Rat:
Laeser:
Arla:
Sera:
Remi:
Suck-up:
Rat: oh
Messy:
Messy: im actually gonna kill you
Newkid🏃♂️: im actually being fr though soemone just block-clutched Zeke like how u clutch in mc bedwars fr
Messy: who-
Newkid🏃♂️: ur mom idk some guy
Messy: bruh
Sera: probably a new kid go help or sum
Newkid🏃♂️: guys.
Sera?
Messy: sup
Newkid🏃♂️: are you in Cavic hall rn...
Arla: sure im around
Messy: yeah im nearby, why?
Sera: we r around the general area
Remi: us 3 too
Rat: yea sup
Laeser: whats up
Newkid🏃♂️: thats bad
Suck-up: why? :0
Newkid🏃♂️: RUN
Messy: huh?
Messy: KEVSKSBKABSKSNKJSDJGZOHK
Messy: WTFUCKFC WHAT RTEHFUCK WAS THAT YZUS
Arla: -!
Remi: ?
Remi: HUH
Messy: whats going on
Messy: OH MY KIRDJKDLKDM
Laeser: HOLY SHIT CARVKE RFLAMES RUN FOR TUOEJELIFE
Rat: BEHIND YHU
Messy: WHO THEFUCK WHAS THAT THE BLAZY QAS SO HUGE IT RUPTURED THRU THE EBTIRE HALL
Newkid🏃♂️: so uh
Newkid🏃♂️:that was my brother(/)ᐛ)/)!♡
Messy: WHAT
Sera: HUHM
Messy: !?!,!?@;*,¿• M
Laeser: !!?!??!
Remi: EHHUHUHH.!???!??
Newkid🏃♂️: Zeke got on his nerves n he's just here to visit me n make sure everythings fine w me at school dorms and everything but Zeke got on his nerves when he was asking around for me since he didn't think i had that kind of rep around here and so uh yes :D
Newkid🏃♂️: he also thought he was my boyfriend asking for me and told him to go suck up to another high-tier n move it so he blasted Zeke after body slamming him 🤩🙏
Messy: suddenly im in love with your brother
Sera: well dang me too
Newkid🏃♂️: the aggression runs in the family I suppose.
Arla: that was the loudest fucking explosion ive never heard or seen in my life.
Newkid🏃♂️: im hoping thats the only explosion you will ever see in your lifetime because if you see one more than once thats horrifiying pls seek help <3
Arla: agreed.
Messy: now what your sexy brother blew up cavic hall
Newkid🏃♂️: thats not my fault you whore
Sera: oh your brother IS hot
Newkid🏃♂️: FUCK OFF DONT FLIRT W MY BROTHER
Sera: i wasnt gonna...
Newkid🏃♂️: liar
Sera: lmao
Messy: I mean from this angle hes..
Newkid🏃♂️: NO
Sera has changed Newkid🏃♂️'s nickname to 'hot brother haver'!
Hot brother haver:
Hot brother haver: if you insist
Arla: oh
Arla: your brother looks like a girl
Arla: nvm just very fem and masc.
Messy: yes
Rat: ur brother is hot
Laeser: hes cheating on me again smh
Rat: NO
Suck-up: bro imagine cheating
Rat: IM NOT
Remi: you are simping for another whom is not Blyke-??
Rat: I CAN CALL SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE
Laeser: THEN WHY NOT ME SMH
Rat: OKAY UR HOT BB
Laeser: THANK YOU
Hot brother haver: that escalated
Messy: so.. your brother ayy
Hot brother haver: do NOT hit on my brother istg
Sera: why not
Hot brother haver: he has a boyfriend
Sera: dang fr
Arla: i can imagine Johns face rn
Messy: im fairly dissapointed but i can still hit on other people
Arla: like who
Messy: urmom
Arla: no.
Messy: 🤩🙏❤🖤💕
Arla: i hate all of you
Remi: thanks i guess
Arla: not you i guess.
Remi: ᐛ
Sera: literally stop get that away from me its so scary
Remi: :<
Sera: ARGSJSBSK
Hot brother haver: imagine being scared of emoticons
Rat: did I just watch you bitch slap your brother
Hot brother haver: no
Laeser: she defo did though..
Hot brother haver: it was an illusion he slapped me so I took my revenge obvi
Laeser:oh that make smore sense
Rat: omg I can write a news article ab the cavic hall getting exploded into smithereens
Hot brother haver: i'd rather you not but okay
Rat: why ;(
Hot brother haver: my brother isnt a serial arsonist or some school bomber LMAOO💀💀
Rat: LMAO
[6pm, groupchat: chaos]
Hot brother haver: what are you staring so intensely at John
Messy: ur mom ig
Hot brother haver: nice one but can you handle deez nuts in yo mouth
Sera: what is happening
Arla: John is happening
Messy: im focusing on sumting
Hot brother haver: lemme see...
Messy: nqo wtf
Messy: RUCK YOU FUCK ONFF
Hot brother haver: no<3
Messy: oh.
Messy: OH
Messy: LMAO ITS ME ON JOHNS PHONE RN I HAVE ALL HIS SECRETS
Messy: BINZQS0C
Messy: SUCK MY DICK YUSE
Hot brother haver: not if you suck mine first bitch
Arla: what has this groupchat come to
Sera: ur mom lmao
Arla:
Rat: lmao
Laeser: pls
Remi: WKSBAJJASKSA
Suck-up: not Arlo's mom
Hot brother haver: he was looking at Arlo pics btw
Arla: what
Messy: no shes a liar
Hot brother haver: no really
Hot brother haver: Johnscrushingfr.png
Messy: NO
Messy: IT WAS AN ACCIDNET AND I SWIPED RIGHT WHEN U TOOK MY PHONE
Hot brother haver: WHY WERE YPU ON HIS INSTAGRAM PAGE THEN
Messy: IM OITERALLY SWEARING TO GOD IT WAS A FUCKFINF ACCIDNE TYOU DOUCHE
Sera: time and time again John proves he is gayer than ever and into tall blondes
Messy: no
Messy: i wouldnt even sleep with him fr
Hot brother haver: you sure
Messy: yea
Arla: im leaving
Remi: ARLO NO
Arla: ugh fine melissa
Messy: THE WHITE GIRL NAME.
Messy: suddenly inlovw w arlo fr
Arla: id rather you not
Messy: 😭😭😞😞‼
Hot brother haver: im starting to think this is no longer an act
Messy: STFU GAY
Sera: john is a homophobe real
Messy: STOP
Author's note:
So um i died and hello, sorey if this didnt exceed ur expectations.. i made it 2k words so it would be at least long and enjoyable?? I did his at midnight till near 1 or 2 i think?? I edited this in the afternoon the next day which is rn
Im sorry for dissapearing after making only 1 or 2 chapters once every few months but its rlly hard to come up w ideas on the spot, i draw more than I write bc idk lamo
Im more active on ig @yuepaint so uh ye
Cya next chp?